All you have to do is say the most obvious things possible, literally the first thing that comes to your head. Even if its retarded and meaningless
for example;
>boy, the weather sure is cold today
or
>you've got black hair, do your parents have black hair?
If that fails you can literally just tell them things you did this week or tell them irrelevant things, for example
>I went to the mall on Tuesday and bought a pair of shoes, they are new balance. I got them for 40% off the usual price. They're more comfortable than my old shoes, etc...
It's that easy.
>>39272664
People like you are what's known as a "windbag."
>I wish I could fingerbang a motor vehicle to orgasm.
Why though? No point in socializing with normies.
Did you ever have a hamster?
What was it like?
tastes Iike chicken
I had over 30 of them at the same time. They're adorable,but noisy as fuck during the night
Aw hammies
U
I'm 24 now, been here since I was 16. My hair's receding, the depression is replaced with apathy, I'm past the point of "I can turn things around, I'm still young". The only benefit of getting older is you get more confidence in yourself, you can stand up to normies better and get bullied into doing shit way less.
I used to look out my window and stress about the future, now I look out it and think how I haven't got much time left and I should really do something while I still can. Right after this episode of 08th MS Team...
20 years old here. Just moved into my new apartment by my college, I don't care that I'm not a teenager no more, It's just that I lost all my friends. Cut off my family, and have no one to talk to when I need it the most, though my roommate seems cool. Also, worst of all I lost my dog over the summer, he had to go to another family because he couldn't stay at my families house anymore since the gate was broken and he could crawl through it. My dog was my only friend, and every time I came home and he wasn't in his cage, I cried. Moving to my new apartment has helped take my mind off my dog, though I'll never forget him, I will always love and remember chase.
>>39272606
I doubt this thread wil get replies so I'll throw you a bone anon since my threads never get replies. Next time try to condense your thoughts into green texts.
This week I officially renounced my manhood and gave up all hope in trying to find a mate of any sort. I'm too much of a burden on people so I'm going to try caring less about what they think and making them more comfortable around me. I no longer want normiehood. I just want the strength to deal with the despair everytime I go out and see other people being happy.
>>39272606
I'm 41, you are like little baby.
What's the first thing that runs through your mind when you see this picture?
After thinking about it more thoroughly, what would you like to say?
>>39272503
Shame. He would have been such a cute twink.
At first
>wow he lifts
After looking at it
>meh he probably uses roid anyways
>>39272519
>the cute twink
>the irresistible chad
was he a robot, cyborg or chad?
>>39272407
a chad by every standard. girls dont give a shit in the show girls dont give a shit irl.
>>39272407
the show was ultrafeminist because it tried to portray the idea that women would dismiss a Chad who was vacuous and impolitic. They would not.
>>39272439
Funny every time he stopped trying the girls liked him.
HELP ME OUT FAGS, IDK WHAT TO DO
my neighbor's boyfriend, always parks his car in a non permitted way, the makes it difficult for the house in front, to get out for the drive way
I am the house in front, so, after months of shit, i decided to look up the license plate
the license plate turns out to be registered to some lady, which has a son, only 1, that matches the description of the guy
so i look into the guy and found out he was a ex judicial employee, fired and convicted for raping and beating his underaged girlfriend
now the guy is going around in a rich kid car full of "biking" and "running" stickers, fucking disgusting
idk, i thought up several stuff i could do
>i could leave him a note saying " i know who you are and what you did, get out and dont come back"
>i could just kick the door, and shoot him to death
>i could leave an anonymous note calling him out, on a place where other neighbors will see it for sure
>tell his girlfriend
please advice
please give me some advice, i am kinda weird idk if i might go crazy
>>39272310
wild plan man but hear me out on this one
>ask him to park his car somewhere else cuz right now it's difficult for u to get out of the driveway
if u get raped it's not on me
>>39272310
Print out whatever you found online and tape it to your neighbor's door when she's there but not her boyfriend.
Is there a god, robots?
>>39272291
Am I alone in the opinion that I hope not? A being that can do whatever it wants to you hardly sounds reassuring.
Probably not in my opinion
There are thousands of them
>>39272339
Brainlet
> Lazy eye
why even live
it's fine, just motivate it so it becomes an energetic eye instead of a lazy one
>>39272064
Holy shit lmao literally fell out my chair lol
upvoted and here's some gold
>>39271953
just keep that eye closed or wear an eyepatch
if anyone asks, tell them it got fucked up in a bar fight
So, how did YOU discover /r6k/?
Better yet, how did you discover 4chan in general?
What age?
Any friends that browse here?
Were you introduced or did it just randomly happen?
Tell me, im curious.
>>39271748
desu, ive been browsing 4chan since i was like 13. i was mainly on /b/ and /gif/ though. i discovered /r9k/ just last year.
>>39272450
so you are 14 now?
>>39271748
I found 4chan through a traditional forum right around when I turned 14. I stopped using traditional forums shortly after finding this place.
>going out with a friend
>boyfriend tries to stop me from going out because of the way I'm dressed and because it's after 10pm
>>39271692
Your boyfriend knows what's up
>>39271692
he is just worried you'll get a cold
>>39271746
It's a guy friend he has known since he met me. My guy friend isn't some womanizing Chad. He's a shy prude. If I wanted to be with him I would have gone out with him years ago. It's his birthday and my boyfriend has no problem with me showing cleavage or showing off leg when I'm out with him and his guy friends. He should have no problems with me wearing somewhat revealing clothing.
>"Why aren't you eating me out, anon? Aren't you a man?"
>>39271640
I am but that's a sad excuse for a pussy can I fuck your asshole instead
>>39271640
>stitches
Had to have your meat curtains taken care of?
also gr8 b8 anon
I took one look at that picture and could immediately smell it. Disgusting
tfw there's no pc game that's
>actually fun
>not riddled with normies
have you tried playing a non online game?
>>39271424
Skyrim Great game
Oblivion Great game
Dragons Dogma Great game
WoW - considering most players are NEET/losers and the game is dying so not many kiddos especially during school time.
Get into the Valve franchises.
Something tells me you're either playing nothing but either games about them Chinese cartoons or CoD.
>tfw Half Life 2 paired with Black Mesa and a damn good GMod HL2 rp Server (I used to common TnB, viewed it as my home server for a while before drama happened and I btfo'd) is like a fucking gateway drug to finding the "other robot paradise."
And mind, anything multiplayer focused will have its normies, but trust me on this one, it's a franchise worth geeking out over.
>tfw undiagnosed schitzophrenia and a plethora of other mental illnesses
who else crazy here?
>>39271140
>only friends are my tulpas
>the only reason i have a will to live are because of research chemical anti-depressants that will be outlawed soon
>>39271140
I'm not psychotic but I have pretty severe personality disorder. Like an avoidant-narcissistic hybrid. The Dr didn't even know what to call it
>>39271215
>The Dr didn't even know what to call it
that's both scary but not surprising for some reason.
No one won the POWERBALL. It's now at $1.3 BILLION Dollar
I will purchase a ticket and win
Just you watch and see, screencap this shit
>>39270909
earlier this summer I played the powerball for the first time in my life. it was interesting, but when I was seeing if I got the numbers I realized that even if I had enough tickets to take me all year to go through them it would still not be enough tickets to have a 1% chance of winning.
then I lost interest
>>39270909
Dubz and i win
Hey /drunkbots/ hows it going?
what are you drinking, what are you doing, you having a good time?
I've been meaning to get drunk for an hour but I'm too lazy to go to the kitchen.
>>39270814
I'm drinking some cheat malt liquor (4loko) playing some vidya games with friends over discord. having a bretty good time, I got class tomorrow but I don't mind showing up with a hang over
>>39270814
I'm drinking myself to sleep so I don't have to spend my last waking moments thinking about how much I hate myself and my life. Pic related is my drink of choice.
>mfw whiskey is the best friend that I have in this world