I've discovered how to make small talk with normies

>>39272664
People like you are what's known as a "windbag."

>I wish I could fingerbang a motor vehicle to orgasm.

Why though? No point in socializing with normies.

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>>39272940
only if its a motorized aero plane vehicle
m8

>>39272664
Stupid faggot, I got my NBs from Big 5 for more than 50 percent off.

LMAOing at your life

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>>39272664
Bruh that's the definition of small talk

we have this girl who works on the line with us and someone else made some comment about how us dudes never talk to her.
we all instantly thought the same thing, i could tell, because all the dudes looked at each other.
then one guy goes, "what would we even talk about?" and she was standing within ear shot.

i wonder that about every single female i work with. what the fuck would we even talk about?
women seem disinterested in everything, i dunno how to explain it.
i mean i know they have interests.. what the fuck are they and do they ever bring them up?

even random bros who i don't even know their name have been able to chime in on convos with us.

That's like entry-level smalltalk for mentally retarded children.

>>39272676
better than being a shitbag like you famalam

>>39273469
its all I need really. I hate normies and all of their works. I only do it for their benefit which is my benefit because then they leave me alone.

>>39273485
What an epic comeback from an asocial retard learning about smalltalk after the age of 14.

>>39273381
Don't be mean with him! He realized something important about socializing.

>>39273485
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>>39273485
[MLG horns]

>wanting to talk to normies
kill yourself

>talk to onitis at work
>find it easy
>at work so if I can't come up with something to say I can just walk away or find something to do
>generally always find something interesting to talk about with her
>lift and lose weight
>dunkirk comes on in cinemas
>she suggests we go to see it
>don't because it would mean having to make awkward conversation for a whole evening and shed realise how boring and inept I am

What the fuck do couples talk about? When I'm with my few friends we talk about politics, history, current events, games, guns movies etc but what the fuck can you talk to women about?

>>39272664
>If that fails you can literally just tell them things you did this week
The problem is that I do literally nothing all day except shitpost on 4chan.

>>39275086
YOU FUCKED UP
>orinigiri

>>39272664
Then they just pretend to be interested but hate it the whole time. Right? Do normies like small talk?

>>39275213
No but you need to small talk otherwise people will think you're a school shooter

>>39273469
>mentally retarded children
you mean, umm, normies?

>>39273485

Rekt tbqh

Originally too