> Lazy eye why even live

it's fine, just motivate it so it becomes an energetic eye instead of a lazy one

>>39272064
Holy shit lmao literally fell out my chair lol
upvoted and here's some gold

>>39271953
just keep that eye closed or wear an eyepatch
if anyone asks, tell them it got fucked up in a bar fight

>>39271953
You can have a surgery for it, can't you? It's still better than being a manlet. You can't escape manlettism.

>>39272986
i have
>5'7 Body height
>lazy eye
>balding with 18
>slightly chubby

should i just an hero?

>>39273072
you haven't fully transitioned

There's no way to fix it with modern technology?

>>39273304
Then what else should i do?

>>39271953
Because you can stare foolishly at two pairs of breasteses at once.

Don't want this thread to die so here a bump

>>39271953

Tfw contact lenses or glasses rectify it but still shows slightly in pictures.

If I had it all the time I'd kill myself, or have the operation which includes taking my eye out the socket and tightening the muscle but fuck that

>>39271953
>gf has a slight lazy eye
>insecure about it
>always tell her how beautiful she is, convince her she's uniquely pretty to me
>secretly think very insulting things about her
>when she gives me head i get off on thinking mean thoughts to myself like "slabber on that cock you wall-eyed hillbilly tard"
how do i fix it

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>>39271953
Bro try having nystagmus

>tfw normies think I'm crazy and a freak due to it

if the eye drops outwardly, then it makes you look like an inbred mongoloid

it's pretty weird how that works, doesn't it?

I have one too. I can't see with both eyes at the same time,so when I use one, the other goes inwards. Thankfully I have glasses that correct this defect and it is barely noticeable when I wear them. But it only takes something like 20sec to go back to retard mode when I take them off. I don't feel bad about it, and it just ends up being a funny anecdote.

>>39275036
Hahah holy shit.
Don't, slowly release those comments too her and tell her it's just roleplaying. Man that would be hot as fuck hahah

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>>39271953
I used to work with a girl who had a lazy eye. Called her "Wonk eye". It would look at you at first but then it just kinda drifted off in its own direction, as if it had a will of its own. Really caught you off guard. Good ol wonk eye. She wanted the D, but im not about that Wonk-Life.

>>39275036
I used to think mean things like that about my chubby gf's weight while fucking her

I think it's a good thing, you're establishing your dominance over her in your own head if nothing else.

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>one eyelid is less open than the other

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just derp my shit up senpai

>>39273326
Go to a southeast Asia country and fuck a shemale

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>>39275036
>GF

Why do fucking NORMIES always want to talk about their worthless sluts in every thread?

>>39271953

Same problem OP, and ontop of that I have keratoconus which basically means my vision is super shitty.

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>>39275879
>sluts

My gf is not a slut, sorry u made

>>39271953
I'm pretty sure there are exercises you can do to strengthen your eye's muscles. It just requires a special pair of glasses that blocks the other eye, or something like that. You should look into it.

>>39275864
I'm not into dicks anon...
I want to fuck a vagina, not an asshole. And i also don't want to get fucked...

>>39275817
i also originally have this sometimes anon... it really makes me feel insecure