No one won the POWERBALL. It's now at $1.3 BILLION Dollar

I will purchase a ticket and win

Just you watch and see, screencap this shit

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>>39270909
earlier this summer I played the powerball for the first time in my life. it was interesting, but when I was seeing if I got the numbers I realized that even if I had enough tickets to take me all year to go through them it would still not be enough tickets to have a 1% chance of winning.
then I lost interest

>>39270909
Dubz and i win

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>win powerball
>get gf out of nowhere

All those dumbasses who wasted their two bucks.
>hurr durr but u might win, it could totally happen!
Yeah. Sure. Got two bucks?

>>39270962
If this post ends in 5 you win and share with me

if i get singles I win

Meh might as well. Let's see what I get

>>39271002
let robot dreams, thats all they still got...for some

>>39270909
>No one won the POWERBALL. It's now at $1.3 BILLION Dollar
sauce?

That was what happened in January 2016 also, or maybe you read an old news story.

Been won, OP is a faggot, read old news story

http://www.powerball.com/pb_home.asp

>>39270909
fucking time travelers will win, as always.

>>39271475
kek, op is a jew trying to convince you to buy this ticket, who.was the winner btw.
op ur gay

Someone in Massachusetts won

>>39271541
fuck holy shit

>>39270939
K but if you dont you have to choke yourself to death with a horse dildo

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>>39271541
>gets to watch his teams win championship after championship
>wins lotto
reee

>>39271541
And I was actually considering buying $20 worth of tickets.

Glad I didn't waste my money.

>There was one winner sold by the Massachusetts Lottery for the last drawing's $758,700,000 grand prize
Where is that faggot?

>>39271697
I know that feel, Anon. Same division too.

>>39272621
Probably hiding in a bunker. You don't want ANYONE to know you won, even your family. Once you have that amount of money on your hands, the leeches want to suck you off.

>>39272654
Yeah, I've heard shit like that happens.
Handling that much money is dangerous.

>>39272621
I can rest easy knowing that somehow, that idiot will lose $700 million goddamn dollars in the next 10 years.

>>39272697
That's a long time. Living the dream for 10 years is still better than wallowing in nothing.

>>39272654
I'd definitely let my mom and dad know, afterall, im on good terms with them and live with them.

But yeah, read many horror stories of lottery winners. Most end up being sued or killed. You're going to have corporations and police who will abuse you any way they can.

Best to flee the country and don't tell anyone.

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with the chance of the winner being ANYONE and i mean ANYONE, you're retarded if you don't at least spend $20 of your paycheck on lottery tickets

>>39271697
It's the Chad state

>>39270909
>The dumb people tax

can't even get dubs, how am I supposed to even remotely win anything?!

>>39271025
No problem dude for sure I got you let's go fuck Stacie's

>no guaranteed winner
>astronomical odds
its the stupid tax.
Would it be nice to win? Fuck yeah. Will you win? Fuck no.

>>39272654
this is why you wanna win just $1,000,000 or something. enough that it will improve your life, not enough that you likely end up killing yourself in a year or whatever.

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Reminder that if the many worlds interpretation is real, then it's possible to win the lottery via quantum immortality by randomly choosing a number or ticket, then linking your survival to winning the lottery. You'll need some programming skills though.

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>>39274310
It's time to SHIFT!

>>39270909
If I ever won an enormous amount of money like that I would hold a big live TV event pretending its a charity event, bring out the money and burn it all

>>39274348
damn thats brilIiant

>0.00000000000000000000001%
chance to win
>literal needle in a continent wide haystack
>niggers on welfare still gamble half their paycheck on lotto tickets

if these people saved the money they didn't spend on stupid shit, they would be in a much better place

>>39274402
Desperate people don't think straight, anon. They're easy preys for the jews.