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Since Easter is over I still hungry for more OT knowledge, how do I redeem myself to the path of salvation? If I read the old and New Testament will I be able to preach Catholic views and beliefs?
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>>36387672
Every one can preach if you are batised
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>>36387771
I was batised when I was a baby. Yes, but if I sin will that make me a hypocrite?
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What you're looking for is the Catechism. Just reading the Bible on its own produces shit like Pentecostals.

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Is it safe to take an SSRI with CBD? (I take Celexa)

Someone on reddit said: "CBD inhibits p450 enzyme in the liver so it cant process both" is this true? saw a few on the /r/cbd subreddit say this. Please help. I ordered a CBD strain and CBD oil and wanna know if I can take it with Celexa.
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>>36387653
Wrong board nigga
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bamp nigga
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Bampity BuamP BamPP

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Absolutely causes you to consider
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Is he, I dare say... /ourguy/??
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Shia LaStephens

GIVE ME MY NUGGETS YOU FUCKING RACIST
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>>36387631
He died for his tendies, hated a roastie dare I say.

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>Three of my friends are legit commies
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>>36387623
I bet they have iPhones and brand name clothing kek
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Invite them on a helicopter ride. Sell it as a fun group activity
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>half of this board are nazi immigrants from pol

nobody cares about your college shenanigans

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Is sociopathy redpilled? Faking emotions and having "friends" only when they benefit you seems to be a pretty efficient form of living, especially when you don't care about normalfags to begin with. I wish I was that good at lying, can I become a sociopath?
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>>36387611
>Can I become a sociopath?
Not entirely, you can definitely reduce your empathy though.
>having "friends" only when they benefit you
This is pretty subjective. I would argue that most people's friends benefit them.
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>>36387611
most sociopaths are also mentally retarded, mental illnesses very rarely have any benefit, it's just a misinterpreted or glamorized shitty sickness.
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>>36387611
Sociopath reporting in, it's pretty sweet not caring about anybody, definitely recommend it

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(no happy thoughts contained within)

I finally get it. Why it's so impossible to get a girlfriend now. Think of everything combined for a second.

Before, not THAT long ago, you'd be the bread-winner, she'd be the housewife. That meant her ~career~ wasn't tying her up and forcing her to move somewhere else, likely. And that causes friction with your career too.

Before, tinder/okcupid/pof/match didn't exist. They have TENS OF THOUSANDS at least of options. An absolutely retarded amount. They may literally date no one for the hope of some amazing fictional guy if they're really insane.

To say this is all "too much" is an understatement. It is nearly impossible to get a modern woman. Oh, to top it all off? You're on the goddamn clock. You better get one by like late 20's at the latest, or they are GOING to have a kid they had with someone they married for a few years.

It's all just so fucked lads. It's way, way too much, and I don't know how anyone deals with it other than pure luck.

This modern world is way too much.
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OP here.

I will say guys... Life does throw you a tiny bit of hope sometimes even when it seems completely hopeless.

You do have to put some effort to get it, but finally after a decade, I'm regularly talking to a girl I have a chance with. Just, yeah, like every modern woman she's married to her career and not what she really wants, a family.

I'm sticking around on /r9k/ because I'm sure this will all crash and burn soon.
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I definitely agree that online dating has fucked the way relationships work and all that. I also think it's becoming more popular to have kids young (late teens-early 20s), which in my opinion is fucked, you're anchoring yourself down way too early in life.

Glad you found someone else, anon.
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what da hail is a modern woman
trad qts r best

>be perfect girl
>love having sex
>would rather fuck a chainsaw than a robot

anyone know these feels?
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>tfw extreme masochist
>actually want to be fucked by a chainsaw

hmmmm
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>>36387589
ok post pics of perfect girls idc that op isnt a girl
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>tfw chainsaw
>want to fuck op

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Is it better to grow up with a dad or no dad?

My friends complain about having no dad but they're independent and learned to survive on their own while young meanwhile I just got beat with a belt and told I had to be a pharmacist until all of my personality died
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Unless they're abusive it is always always always better to grow up with a mother and a father.
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>>36387534
it's a recorded fact that children with one parent are much, much more likely to be fuck ups later in life

so yes, dad
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>>36387534
As a guy who grew up without a single living memory of having seen his dad, I can tell you it really all depends on your mother. My mother is a smart, funny and caring person and I grew up with a fantastic childhood and I'm on the track for a great future through my education. Others I know aren't as lucky.

Look Anon, nothing is ever black or white. In some cases it's better to have x, in some it's better to have y, and in some it's better to have z. It all depends on the situation of the person who has x/y/z.

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Grab a beer/tea/joint, sit down and join us for a nice cozy chat
What are you guys up to tonight/today
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Pls join me while I make some tendies
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good morning

getting a bit of cash together, gonna buy the cheapest alcohol they sell. it's not pretty but it's certainly comfy in the end. also I'd like a storm right now, hearing the rainfall while playing some music.

how are your tendies coming along ?
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>>36387938
Morning.... Europe?
What will you buy?
In Australia by far the cheapest drink is boxed wine (goon). 10 AUD for 30 standard drinks
Tendies just came out the oven. They taste good but are more like tiny schnitzels not thin strips like I wanted
I just had some poppy seed too

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Any minority bros here? Only non-whites are allowed to post in this thread.

Anybody wish they can get their ass licked by a beautiful white girl? I want a beautiful blonde hair, blue eyed white woman to lick my puerto rican culo. I want her to wipe her tongue across my ass like she is eating a popsicle. I want her tongue to be my personal toilet paper.

Post your minority feels anons.
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>>36387519

I'm white and my girlfriend is Latin

You mad beaner?
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>>36387519
>be mixed
>kind of starting to feel like race mixing is wrong
>but also don't really get why anyone would want to shack up with anyone the same race as them and make non mixed children
>look down on mixed race couples
>look down on single race couples
>hate myself
>where was i even going with this story
>can't even tell if i'm white passing but i guess i'm not
>was that bartender racially profiling me or am i just autistic
>idk
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>>36387519
You have to be 18 years of age or older to post here anon. Please fuck off.

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>try to read a book so i can stop being /dumb/
>30 minutes of constantly having to reread shit because i either wasn't focusing or didn't quite get it later
>only read 4 pages
theres just no hope for me is there
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>>36387516
just be yourseIf my man
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>>36387516
it's easy mate, just bee yourself
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>>36387516
Practice makes perfect OP. Just keep at it & you'll grasp it eventually.

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when was your prime, /r9k/?

can you narrow it down to the day?
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>>36387497
I never had a prime

I've always been fairly pathetic, even if I had a "high point" at some time in my life it would be an insult relative to the success of others around me to call that a prime

The least shit my life has ever been is probably the time after I graduated high school when I did nothing but wait and browse /r9k/ stress free
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>>36387497
8th grade

12 years ago
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>>36387497
August 23rd 2013. The day I maxed out everything in BF3. (Unlocks, not graphical settings). I also got all non exclusive dog tags.

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>Be introverted and awkward as fuck.
>Go whole class periods without saying a word.
>9 weeks into the semester, start going to English class early.
>Read a book before class starts because I don't like doing nothing.
>A week into this new routine, a guy notices me and my book and strikes up my first conversation in the class.
>Another week in class of this, and a girl literally approaches me for the first time in my life, asking if I know a good book to read. Says she never reads and figured I'd know because "you're always reading."

What the hell, m8s. Can any other robots confirm this?
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Damn nigga. I read a lot but I'm a shut in, so it hasn't worked yet.
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Alright I'll give this a try and read before every class of mine. I'll report back in 2 weeks with my progress.
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>>36387490
Yeah man; at Easter a girl initiated conversation and despite my awkwardness I was able to talk with her. We spoke about authors and books. I'm glad I started reading a year ago.

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>finally get a "gf"
>she doesn't give me blow jobs
>doesn't do doggy because she "doesnt like it"
>is needy

Why did I want this
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How can she not like doggy. It's the only position worth fucking in.
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>>36387362
I don't know man its so fucking stupid
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>>36387340
Ditch her OP, find another "gf". If she's fully aware of your needs & isn't willing to make any kind of compromise, it's not worth the effort. You'll just end up resenting her & you'll feel miserable putting up with her.

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>tfw absolutely terrible attention span and the only thing that improves it is coffee and sometimes weed

I've tried vitamins, exercise everything

is it just my personality or what?
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Have you tried effort? Or do you give up easily?
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>>36387377
effort at what?

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