>Three of my friends are legit commies

>>36387623
I bet they have iPhones and brand name clothing kek

Invite them on a helicopter ride. Sell it as a fun group activity

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>half of this board are nazi immigrants from pol

nobody cares about your college shenanigans

>>36387647
>if you're not a commie you're a nazi
No, I just work for a living and wasn't raised on a trustfund which was used on a libarts degree

>>36387636
I bet you eat food kek

>>36387746
i bet you're a beta male kek

>>36387848
Wrong on both counts virgin kek

>>36387623
Rob them and leave a note about the redistribution of wealth

>>36387636
>fugging gommies, drinking water!!

epin

>>36387623
Friends, fuck off nazi normie.

>>36388001
Jokes on you there were three counts there, kek

Roastie spotted

>>36388173
bitter virgin spotted kek

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>>36387623
The most number of friends a robot can have is 2. Goodbye.

>>36387623
I have one that I think is sliding towards being a commie.

>having friends
fuck off to /soc/ normalfag

>>36388123
>you need an iphone and brand clothing to survive right
epin

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>>36387636
>>36388394
PIease end this fucking meme

>>36388512
found the commie LOL!

>>36388974
>LOL!
spotted the normie

>>36388974
>>36388993
Found the redditors

>>36388512
Third panel should be:
>Car manufacturer: Cars should have seatbelts
>Straw man: ... None of your cars have seatbelts
>Car manufacturer: Stop oppressing me!

Fourth panel
>Feudal Lord: We should improve society somewhat
>Straw man: ... You hold hundreds of serfs in bondage
>Le sensible cartoon person: REEEEEE

There, now this "argument" makes sense.

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>>36388993
>>36389060
It's almost too easy LOL AMIRITE!? ;()

>>36389146
>Just stop participating in society! This is a reasonable thing to ask of my opponents!

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>>36389170
I feel like everyone posting in this thread should be banned for like 2 days. This is shit too many people are on this damn board.

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>>36389295
The narwhal bacons at midnight! xDxP:X don't worry, I am well versed in your memes fellow r9ker!

>>36389207
>If you don't have an iphone you're not participating in society
This is what normies actually believe

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>>36389207
You need an iPhone and trendy clothing to participate in society?

>young people in the west are unironic commies

How the fuck did this happen?

>>36390096
>>36390192
This. Why won't people accept the fact that a social critique can include the individual? It's not the same as complaining about armchair socialists if you point out that there are somewhat better consumption options.

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>>36387623
It's time for you to do your part anon.

>>36390192
You need to drink your piss. communistic civilized dictatorship is THE best option for humans to continue their rapid development of science, art, literature and philosophy.

>>36390223
During the Cold War there were a lot of Soviet loyalists pushing the agenda

>>36390223
The entire media and education areas of life in the west are controlled by a very specific group of people.


Not the Jews, its just that the sort of people that are drawn to those careers and also communists.

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>>36387623

>"Communism is perfect in theory"
>"Communism is perfect but humans are just too selfish"
>"real Communism has never been tried"

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>>36387623
>tfw legit Eastern European commie

>>36390240
>>36390192
>>36390096
None of you would question someones middle class identity if they owned a car.

Besides, does wanting a change in capitalism mean you can't enjoy anything? Is an iPhone not a useful means by which to get a message across? Does not wanting capitalism mean you have to live on a farm and write on tablets and shit?

>>36387623
my mother, who i live with, is a commie and my sister is part of "socialist youthfront"
i am a fascist hiding as a libertarian

>>36390318
Me too, glad to see someone else
>>36387623
I'm an unironic stalinist, sadly people always thinks I'm just being edgy. It's the most effective short-term system. Look how quickly the USSR industrialized. Also it gives immense power to individuals, which I find compelling

>>36390292
No, an technocratic dictatorship that uses inferior humans as slaves is the best option for humans to advance.
I'm serious, not being edgy

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Without a doubt my favorite thing about communists is how they believe their ideology is inevitable.

>Y-Yeah guys first we need capitalism to create the perfect conditions for our utopia!
>Yeah, once Capitalist societies develop the infrastructure machinery and robot slaves finally we'll be ready for the utopia!

>>36390328
Why dont you rumage through the rubbish dump for enough pc components like a real communist you hypicritical piece of shit. Thats what the collective has offered ao why dont you take it? To each to their own ability right faggot?Patch into the internet through a large corporation or at least a corporate slave like a real communist you piece of shit poser weekend warrior.

>>36390394
Ready for that 1st May parade?

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>>36387623
Communism is a safe ideological position, think about it.It lacks originality and any courage.

>>36390446
Didn't refute any of the points I said. Why should I have to rummage through trash all day to get a computer in the first place? Also, it's to each according to their need you pathological retard. Fascists truly are hopeless at everything, even their dead ideology that's failed every time. Sound familiar?

>>36389146
He said in the queen's own english. What a hypocrite

I'm sure all of your champagne communists would never even entertain the thought of ending up in the coal mines or as a janitor or any other shitty non-political position under communist rule.

>>36390223
Probably because we're tired of the parasitic bourgeoisie

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>>36390223
They are afraid of finding a job and work, not even joking.

>>36390587
I'd be happy for any job in which I'd be rightfully respected.

>>36390506
She's hot, is she a commie?

>>36390620
And provides a wage that allows for sufficient food, shelter, leisure, support a family, the necessary facets of human life.

>>36390655
Yeah, this too. Be it a miner, janitor, sanitary worker, I don't care.

>>36390394
>It's the most effective short-term system.
>short term

That's the problem with communism in general.

>>36390681
The same could be said of capitalism, which is only concerned about the current fiscal quarter

At least stalin had a 5 year plan, most CEO just plan to pump and dump their stock options and get a new position next year