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>Suddenly I realize why women never invent anything or do any philosophy.

Still sore about that whole pineal gland thing I see.

Money and physical goods are what women want from men.
Warm holes are what men want from women.
We choose to identify with the thing that makes us attractive to a potential mate. Men want to conquer, women want to be conquered. That's nature. I don't see the problem.

>>37163032
>I don't see the problem.

The problem is that women are walking around acting like they're adult people when they're basically parasites.

>>37162651
move to alaska or something mate

>>37162701
Not an american. I already live in a country that is supposed to be cold (Sweden, cuck central). If I ever move out I'll move all the way up north. Fuck this heat, FUCK IT.

I know that feel, to make it worse we never even had winter here just, an entire 3 inches of snow the whole season and almost 70 degree days in February.

the Normies still complained that March/April were somewhat seasonable.

>>37162630
I'd much rather fuck mulattoes tyvm

why judge someone else? don't u have anything better to do?

>>37162630
Only want Asians m8.

Why would you even consider this as a thread idea.

I never cry. Still very depressed though.

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I cried indeed. I was triggered by a song. I guess I still have a soul after all.

>>37162121
>how to suicide without anyone noticing
>I want to die
>kill me

>>37162121
>4chan
>youtube

meh

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>people don't use incognito tabs for anything dirty out of habit

BTW anyone here tried 1p-LSD? Is it safe? I'm kinda worried about getting nBOMe's

>>37161925
I've done LSD, magic mushrooms, weed, and keta.
>Favourite
Either LSD or mushies, a big fan of psychedelics. LSD was a much more 'social' drug, mushies were more spiritual/personal

Anyone got experience with buying drugs off the darkweb? Is it safe? Are they good? Considering using alphabay

only ganj but want to try some shrooms
is grinding it up and putting it into tea or something better than eating it whole?

>>37161198
Sakulad made this

I should be in bed lads

>>37161231
no I made this

t. not sakulad

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>when someone actually treats you like a adult and you don't know how to act

>>37160248
Question for everyone potentially posting ITT

at what point did you start to feel old?

When I was 25 I still felt like a 20 year old, still walking around in autism shoes and smoking weed and wearing band shirts and listening to My Chemical Romance.

I think when "dabs" was a thing in the weed world was when my old man switch went off, whenever that started becoming a thing with normies. I say this as someone who smoked weed everyday for about 9 years.

When I first heard the word "dabs" I immediately got blood red mad. I'm still triggered by it. It's just a monosyllabic grunt with no effort or thought put into it.

Oh, and when Drake was a thing? he just appeared out of nowhere one year in like 2013 or something. I always and forever knew him as the kid who got shit by the nerd on Degrassi: The Next Generation. Then he started mumbling about how he started from the bottom which is absolute horse shit and also made me go into angry old man mode.

I also quit smoking weed but that wasn't entirely related to that. It was mostly because my main guy for 9 years also got old and he got out of the business.

Now I'm 31 and shifting into a new career that I actually know I want to do no matter how hard it might get. Not that I actually had a career in the first place as a wagie stoner college drop out.

I at least feel better now than I do when I was 25. 25 is some real quarter-life crisis shit but 30 is like "well it could be worse haha"

>>37160491
>Now I'm 31 and shifting into a new career
wut is that?

I touched Kissychan does that count?

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Post smol things getting rekt

>>37151941
Not unless you touched her milk tanks.

>>37168127
Oh wow, they started doing that again

What the fuck I didn't even know this was a rule

Yay yay yay

>>37167808
Sounds like easy way to make money.

>>37167808
Would people actually want to buy this? How much are you willing to pay?

>>37167909
It's not, you won't get much money from selling pantsu. Where the money is at is selling what's inside those pantsu.

Yeah I know what you mean. Getting antsy and not having the self discipline to overcome it yet.

>>37167534

is taht all thats needed just discipline?

>>37167558
Yes. Discipline means doing the things you don't want to do to be the great being you want to be.

>forgot
The worst part is you believe this

Dodged a bullet right there OP.
Now that you've learned your lesson, find someone else and start from scratch.

>>37167460
I don't know man, I am conflicted. She was the first one to ask me when we are going out. I was just joking with her for banter, not really expecting to go out with her.

>>37166941
I would if I wasn't poor as fuck. Nothing wrong with out eating alone.

>>37166941
Someday when I make my own money I might.

>went alone to bar downtown for nachos last night
>Sat at the bar for a while with a pitcher and nachos to myself
>cute girl ended up next to me at the bar with her friends
>Eventually she started chatting with me, asked my name, chatted with me

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i just rubbed honey all over my chest i give no fucks

Ive fuckign lost my fucking mind

teII us what happened, anon

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>>37166608
Here you go, OP. I hope this helps you out. You can reach out to Him whenever you want and He'll be there for you.