National Laura appreciation week

I touched Kissychan does that count?

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Post smol things getting rekt

>>37151941
Not unless you touched her milk tanks.

>>37151811
The cow was touched in bad places... why did the author make the reader do it? Why?

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SOON
I know taking pictures of screens is disgusting but I'm phone posting and didn't want to bother

>>37151995
People still play L4D?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE3S_o1u9YY

>>37151995
>she owns a 100 trillion dollar note
>she has good taste in games
Why are all the best ones dykes?

>>37152013
I would but none of my friends do anymore. It's just the auto-update thing.

>>37152038
T-thanks.
100 trillion ZWD were around 40 USD cents at the time they stopping using it, though. I bought it on ebay.

>>37151995
I feel like taking a picture would barely save you any effort

>>37152038
It's zimbabwe currency, you could probably sell it for $100 US if you're lucky

>>37151954
does chest to breasts while hugging count?

Lets be friends, Laura.

>>37152091
>>37152100
I know it's worth literally nothing, it's just for meme value.

>>37152131
So you touched her breasticles?

>>37151995
>that internet speed

I came

>>37152100
>>37152153
Yeah, but it's meme value is way high.
And I just like it as a sort of reminder, I also have a big poster of the Tulipomania crash of 1636 over my screen.

>>37152171
I figuratively did too, it's still recent. We live a bit outside of the city so we had really shit speed (6MBit if lucky) until recently.

>>37151730
>>37151847
>>37151853
>>37151863
>>37151913
Sorry I didn't mean to be a downer or start a pity party, though I guess I did, I'm just upset about how things are going
Thank you, though
I feel weird with my name in the op
>>37151995
>Zimbabwe money
>L4d
>American Psycho sticker
Dang, if your desk was cleaner in general you might've actually turned me gay

>>37152213
Wait I'm retarded that's your wallpaper

>>37152213
>sticker
It's actually my wallpaper
And yeah I know my desk is a mess, but it's mostly pills and random business cards.
I'll turn you gay yet.

>>37151619
Cute. I'd do the same in her shoes.

>>37152233
I've always wanted to ask. What do lesbians think of men? I mean, are you indifferent to them sexually, or does the idea of sex with a man physically repulse you or what?

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Alright I'm feeling a bit better now. Hi again everyone.

>>37152233
Yea I noticed a little late
You can try, but I'm straight, Austria
>>37152151
Okay
>>37152355
Hey

>>37152355
Hey! Did you manage to talk with him?

>>37152262
Yeah she's really wonderful.

>>37152340
That probably varies a lot from girl to girl. I don't find men repulsive, they're just like...there for me. Not interesting sexually but I don't feel sick looking at men. The idea of actually sleeping with one is sort of gross to me though.

>>37152393
>but I'm straight
So's spaghetti until they get wet

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>>37151995
I'd let you be my meat shield any day.
>>37152355
Hello

>>37152355
Did you ever greentext when you came from onii-dick?

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>>37152399
No more like I just sobered up after a jog on my treadmill and a little bit of crying.

I think I'm gonna try my hardest to keep my aniki in love with me so he never leaves me. Otherwise pic related

>>37152451
>So's spaghetti until they get wet
Damn that was clever, did you come up with that yourself?

>>37152467
>I'd let you be my meat shield any day.

Are you referencing konosuba?

>>37152507
No she didn't. It's an old one

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>>37152507
Nope. It's old, my sister always said most girls are "spaghetti hetero". I found this picture but I've no idea where it's from.

>>37152524
I have no idea what Konosuba was until now when you brought it up. I'll add it to my backlog of which I'll never get to.

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>>37152451
Then get the water boiling Dykeatron
>>37152467
Oh boy

>>37152563
Everyone knows all girls are bi.

>>37152592
It's a great comedy anime, by which I mean that it is actually consistently funny even though it is an anime. It's worth watching at any rate.

>>37152451
Could you love a man in a platonic way?

>>37152622
>my body is ready.jpg

>>37152633
God, if only, anon.

>>37152648
Romantic, non-sexual? No, I don't think so.
Non-romantic, non-sexual but still loving/affectionate? Well I love my father. Not like Laura, I mean.

It's about average for Europe to be honest.

>>37152717
was meant for
>>37152171

bot pls stop

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>>37152716
You mean you don't do this like Laura does?

>>37152716
How about non-romantic but sexual?

>>37152716
I mean, as a really good friend, almost brother/sister dynamic minus the incest

>>37152563
Pretty sure that's pitch perfect
>>37152716
>spoiler
Really?
>>37152795
REALLY?

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>>37152835
Laura, you know this would be your exact reaction

>>37152826
No, like I said I kinda think of hetero sex as gross.

>>37152831
Sure. I have male friends after all. But I don't want their dicks, or kiss them or anything like that.

>>37152835
I'm almost sorry Laura. Still love you.

>>37151811
>National Laura appreciation week
So what does this imply?

We all become Deer guy for the week?
Do people particpating get smoll grill blowjobs as a reward at least?

>>37152859
>No, like I said I kinda think of hetero sex as gross.

Hmmm. Would a blindfold and earplugs help with that?

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What is this orbiter hug box shit

>>37152908
it's an incest encouragement thread

>>37152645
Guess I'll get started on it when I have the chance. Thanks.
>>37152622
Oh boy indeed. Where the fuck is Anal with that gif.

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>>37152924
i don't have any living immediate family
what now

>>37152852
That's doesn't mean make fun of me
>>37152859
It's too late, the damage is done
>>37152861
>>37151811 (OP)
>We all become Deer guy for the week?
Please no
>Do people particpating get smoll grill blowjobs as a reward at least?
No anon

>>37152861
Can be make that "smol girl oral"?

>>37152886
For oral, possibly. Anything else, no. Also guys smell weird, so I'd need something like smelling salts?

>>37152924
No, it's a "let your family know you care about them and post cute stories" thread

>>37152946
You bring it on yourself

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>>37152946
>That's doesn't mean make fun of me
I'm sorry Laura I thought you'd chuckle at it

>>37152943
I'll be your neesan if you want

>>37152986
hai hai

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>>37153011
i would disown any family member who has a fucking trip

>>37152952
Do you have something against penetration on principle?

There are clamp thingies for your nose, and there are hoods with nasal inserts that block smells.

>>37152946
>No anon
Then what's the fucking point?
I'll still appreciate the shit out of you,
nice to have you hear cuck girl.
>>37152952
>Can be make that "smol girl oral"?
Sure why not.

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>>37152997
How?
>>37153011
Oh, no I laughed my ass off, but no bully

>>37153037
No, not really. I mean, I'm definitely more of a rubbing gal (I'm sure most are) but I don't mind penetration, as a nice bonus to clitoral stimulation.
Oh yeah that reminds me, I saw one of those leather face masks with nose plugs somewhere recently.

>>37153066
Alrighty then.

Tfw you wish you were a qt girl who could eat Austria out multiple times daily

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I stopped reading these threads since the purge (all those fake stories and Pat). Can someone give me a quick rundown on the situation here?

>>37153066
>hear
here*
God I suck at this.

>>37153155
This, Austria is best girl for lewd.

>>37153158
Nothing's really changed.

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>>37153155
>>37153174
Oh, stop it anons.
It'd be a really long flight for some mediocre sex.

>>37153174
Bet she tastes heavenly too

>>37153158
Laura is still Laura
Austria is a lesbian diddling her sister
Beargguy is a dense cuteposter diddling his sister
Kissy is a lewd titcow fucking her brother
Protective oniichan is a guy who posts not often enough but is diddling his sister
Clogs is a neesan who recently gave her siscon otouto a handjob after living in denial about her feelings

My 7 year old sister is being bullied by other kids at her school. What can I do aside from consoling her?

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>>37153174
Not just for lewd desu
Austria best girl

>>37153223
You have to shoot the kids

>>37153222
Is Pat dead?

>>37153211
You're great. I just wish I had the same genital construct as you because you're great.

>>37153241
After he failed with Em? Probably.

>>37153260
Fucking hell. He was a good guy

>>37153223
Kick some ass. Bring bubble gum.

>>37153260
Lemme guess Em thought he was a creep?

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>>37153223
I guess bring it up the the school faculty. That or have her beat them up as well to make them her new friends. Hope it stops though.

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>>37153223
By older kids or classmates? Do the teachers know? I know teachers aren't necessarily good at resolving those conflicts. Maybe go directly to the other kids' parents?

>>37153253
>mfw

>>37153230
Turn your trip back on Laura

>>37153320
I don't think he used that word. It was just a case of unrequited love.

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>>37153222
>Laura is still Laura
Meaning?
>>37153223
Might not be the best advice, but if people were mean to me I hit them
>>37153338
Wasn't me, I'm straight and have a boyfriend for now

>>37153394
>I'm straight
Lies.

>>37153330
I lick my lips thinking about eating you out every time you post.

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Was at the park feeding ducks with my brother this afternoon and met this stereotypical old lady who said we made a nice couple, she was so sweet and had a really cute doggo. These kinds of people should be government issued for public mental health.

We also messed around a little

>>37153222
>after living in denial about her feelings
That's just not true

>>37153514
>We also messed around a little
Greentext?

>>37153394
Do you mean you have a boyfriend for now, or that you're straight for now?

>>37153459
L-lewd.

Also Rising Storm 2 is already pretty fun, goddamn.

>>37153544
Both, if you try hard enough

>>37153514
>who said we made a nice couple
Was she wrong?

>>37153514
>That's just not true

So you're "developing" feelings? You either have artificial feelings or none at all. That should tell you something about what you're doing.

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>>37153435
Not lies
>>37153544
All this confidence but you still haven't made a move
>>37153558
After today, she might not have to try too hard for the bf part

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>>37153514
>That's just not true
>I gave him a handjob
>It's not like I have feelings for him or anything b-baka
Admit you're tsundere already for God's sake.

>>37153749
Things will work out for you in the end
Also, Beargguy, requesting a Dolan shop with Dolan as the guy with the gun

Austria hurry up and turn Laura bisexual already. God.

>>37153749
I'll break my kits if it'll make you feel better. Just wishing for the best, no matter what happens.
>>37153804
On it, chief.

>>37153772
Pretty sure being tsun is part of a sister's genes.

>>37153844
This, you two need to hurry up and bang already.

Also post what happens when you try to seduce Laura regardless if you end up lesbian ERPing or not. It will be entertaining either way

>>37153844
>>37153942
I'm very busy shooting commies right now, but yes definitely.

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>>37153804
Done. And back to my cave I go.

>>37153848
Don't do that, those things are probably worth more than all of us
>>37153844
>>37153942
Not gonna happen
>>37153952
>shooting commies
Good work
>>37153992
Why is it shooting Mira?

>>37154076
Deer asked, I just deliver.

>>37153992
I liked this more than I thought I would. Good job, thanks

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>>37154076
>not gonna happen
Don't be tsun Laura. I'll be gentle.
picture for scale

>>37154097
So you're just doing your job?
And they call my mom the Nazi
>>37154109
Please, you're not that tall/assertive and I'm not that blond
Alright I'm gonna go, wish me luck

>>37154316
Best of luck Laura, with whatever you are gonna do.

>>37154316
Good luck smol girl have fun

>>37154316
Later Dwarf girl.

>decide to make myself dinner
>pizzini yes
>open them just the right way for both of them to land in the trash somehow
>put into oven
>take out, burn fingers because I forgot the gloves
>take a bite, burn mouth
Another reason why I should not be allowed to live by myself.

>>37154419
>an austrian is bad with ovens
This is not what should be happening.

>>37154419
Hilariously cute, what a klutzy lesbian.

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>>37154419

You should just let me cook for you from now on. :\

>>37154456
I knew that was coming. Almost contemplated saying microwave.

>>37154459
I'm honestly not usually that retarded I swear.

>>37154472
>>37154473
Oh? I didn't realize Kissy was bisexual

>>37153614
She was absolutely right! At least I think so. I was more interested in the dog though, should've asked to take a picture it was a qt.

>>37153722
>>37153772
I don't know I always thought he was what I'd like my long-term partner to be and I like him a lot it was just the "he's literally my brother" aspect that was holding me back when this started and that's kind of not a problem anymore. I don't actually have an argument against being in denial, thinking about him makes me flutter and right now that's all I care about.

>>37153542
It actually happened just after the lady left. I was planning on doing it for a while but I didn't really know how to start and was going to let it go until her comments made it really easy.

Give me a minute

>>37154472
Sure, please do. I always had a maid, or occasionally my mom cooked so I never really learned any kitchen stuff. I just recently understood how the stove works.

>>37154495
Oh boy she is, yes.

>>37154495
Wait, I am but how did you figure that from what I posted?

>>37154511
I'll have to teach you :p

>>37154495
she is

>>37154472
There's that maternal instinct again ;)

Do you sometimes apply it to your aniki

>>37154511
>lesbian rich girl

Which anime did you come from.

>>37154529
Psychic powers.

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>>37154533
Yeah I do all the time. I take care of him so much. I wash his clothes and everything.

>>37154553
spooky

>>37154529
You can try, but my mother says I'm hopeless.
To be fair I'm not sure if she meant the cooking.

>>37154534
Shimoneta I guess. Was there an ojou-sama in Shimoneta?

>>37154585
I can legitimately teach you some really easy meals that not even you can mess up. Cuban cooking is very basic.

>>37151811
My sisters name is Laura, howd you know. Also shes autistic

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> no one posts this image despite OP's image

>>37154569
For my next psychic trick, I'll make Austria's vibrator vibrate on its own.

>>37154505
>sitting on our favorite bench spot feeding ducks like usual
>old lady had just left
>smiling at each other because it was pretty awkward
>the perfect moment
>slide onto bro's lap and rock back and forth a little to tease
>he's laughing
>"stop it"
>but she said we're a couple, don't you like it?
>"do you really want to do this"
>nod
>"at least wait until we get home"
>there's nothing wrong with doing it now
>argue and tease for like 5 more minutes
>he never told me to stop moving
>as expected he finally gives in
>we get up and go to a more secluded pathway
>put my back towards a tree and unzip his trousers
>hugging really close so from far away no one can see the dick
>it's pressed straight up against my stomach
>I'm stroking him while also kissing and looking to either side of the path
>laughing a lot because it's exciting
>move off to the side when he cums
>quickly clean up messy precum and stuff with the tissues I brought
>kiss for a while
>continue as normal

>>37154605
>that not even you can mess up
You underestimate my power, Obi-Wan.
Really though I actually managed to first have water boil over all over my mom's bag and then somehow burned the spaghetti I put inside. Inside the water, not the purse.

>>37154626
You made me check my drawer you ass.

>>37154619
>Also shes autistic
What a coincidence
Hug her and tell her you love her, post result

>>37154623
Nobody has any reason to

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>>37154626
The absolute madman, I can't believe it

>>37154623
I was waiting for someone to do exactly this too

>>37154667
Wow, bullying Laura for being smol is one thing, bullying her and calling her an autist is another.

>>37154623
Requesting Beargguy to draw Kissy into this image with Austria as the smaller girl.

>>37154649
>clean up messy precum and stuff with the tissues I brought
>forgetting to lick it all up
Terrible onee

>>37154652
>>37154671
Next, my psychic powers will predict that the first thing that will happen to Kissy once her brother gets home, is a minute long kiss with tongues with his hand groping her butt.

>>37154685
Shes genuinly autistic. Not in the /r9k/ way

>>37154803
Oh no I believe you. But there's a Laura tripfag in these threads too.

>>37154649
>taking tissues when you have a mouth
>Forgetting to drink it all up like a good Onee-san.
Can't believe you fucked up twice in a row.

>>37154649
Well that escalated quickly.
But at least it's working out well for you,congratulations.

>>37151995
Damn, I wish you were straight.

>>37154935
Well, me too occasionally. But not anymore.
But I'm curious, why?

>>37154853
I bet you wouldn't clean up your sisters fluids with your tongue.

>>37154972
Not that anon but you have amazing taste in practically everything and seem like a really nice person.

>>37154972
Well, not him, but you are pretty easy to develop an attraction to.

>>37154972
Not that anon, but I think he said it because you have good taste in games. I personally wish I could find a straight girl like you because you're funny, intelligent, most likely pretty and the way you talk about your sister is adorable and shows how much you love her

>>37154978
>Im-fucking-plying
I would even clean the pee out of her. If I had one.

>>37154709
>>37154853
I know I said I would do it but I was scared I'd spit it out and didn't want to disappoint him like that when it was just supposed to be a quick surprise.

He eats a ton of fruits and drinks a lot of juice though and apparently that makes semen taste like candy so 3rd time's the charm

>>37154900
Thank you, I'm a lot happier with how things are going.

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>>37155003
>>37155009
I've literally never been told that by anyone, girl or guy. Maybe 4chan just attracts people with similar tastes in interests, of course.
But thanks anons. That's really fricking sweet.

>>37155022
Jesus Christ stop. I can't focus on killing commies if I'm blushing uncontrollably.
>the way you talk about your sister is adorable and shows how much you love her
Even if I'd disagree with all your other assessments, I am full on board with this. I can't help it. I don't want to go all lovey-dovey and kitsch but I'm so unimaginably happy these days, just being with her. I don't even mean the lewd stuff (although God knows I needed it), just being able to not my feelings anymore and having her accept me. It's incredible. Even my migraines feel like a nuisance more than a death sentence when I'm with her. I feel like I could just burst from happiness sometimes, like I wake up and I think of her and I'm just smiling.
Sorry for giving you all cavities, resuming our scheduled program now

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>>37155110
>Sorry for giving you all cavities, resuming our scheduled program now
th-that was really adorable

>>37155110
You're paying for the healthcare I need for the diabetes you, Laura and Kissy gave me.

>>37155110
>I feel like I could just burst from happiness sometimes, like I wake up and I think of her and I'm just smiling.

Yep. this is what I was talking about

>>37155101
Well at least you're one step closer to getting his dick inside you, so well done.

Hope you can at least do it on your 3rd time.

>>37155258
Thanks kissy. I mean I'm sure you know how I feel.

>>37155259
>paying for health care
Just kidding we pay for health care too. Private insurance.

>>37155261
I always figure it sounds super cheesy to other people.

Also dropping napalm on commies feels horribly good
>GET SOME, YEAH, GET SOME

>>37155369
>I always figure it sounds super cheesy to other people.

It does, but sometimes you need a little cheese in your life. Especially when you stop believing in dairy products

>>37155598
This is where we find out Laura is a vegan

>>37151811
Hey guys, I've been out for a couple a month cause of medical issues and this was one of my favorite threads, I am behind really.

Can anyone give me a tl;dr on what happened with em and pat, bdsm imouto and generally all the new names and the old names.

Last thing I remember was laura giving deer guy his nickname

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>>37155616
She'll love sushi when I'm done with her.
Just kidding. I actually don't taste like much.

>>37155716
HOT.

Also how do you know that's not just your own tastebuds being used to your taste?

>>37155698
>em and pat,
Pat was fake, he confessed to Em but he got shotdown, everything he said was made up, he hasn't posted in months, his last post kinda implied suicide.
>bdsm imouto
FAKE AS FUCK, she also stopped posting and dox'd anal.

HSG,Lucy/Cutie-chan/Imouto cuddler and college girl(if you got to see her) were all made up by some autistic girl, she sometimes posts under the name story-chan.

Kissy-chan is a titcow who's getting fucked by her older brother.
Austria is a turbo dyke who eat's sister pussy.
Laura is still an autist and the thread's punching bag, she somehow got a BF, but she's being dumped by him as you're reading this.

>>37155798
Wait that's a thing?
I taste myself a lot, fuck. I didn't think you could get kinda desensitized to it

>>37155824
>turbo dyke
My sides exploded for some reason

I think I remember college girl at the start

Thanks for the rundown anon ^^ tho I'm not even surprised that pat was fake, the stuff he said sometimes was out of alignment way too much

>>37155933
Ask your sister how you taste.

>>37155824
>>37155963
>turbo dyke
Hyperdyke or magic dyke, please.

>>37156000
She's not home yet and hasn't picked up the phone. Also we haven't done oral yet.
I'm a little bit worried but I don't want to freak out over nothing.

>>37156003
>hyperdyke
Please my sides will die
Idk why this makes me laugh

Got a question, you actually are from Austria ? Or just chose it as a name

>>37156076
My sister literally called me "magic dyke" the other day.
I'm actually from Austria. Like, four generations back.

What does Kissy taste like down there?

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>>37156112
Hard to describe. I don't actually taste that great.

>>37156112
Like aniki cum, obviously.

>>37156206
I'm sure you'd like to find out.

>>37156096
Tfw I'm literally to the east of you on the map, just 5 hours from Vienna by train

Another question, how old are you (if you'd rather keep it secret sure do so)

>>37156213
Do NOT touch the cow.
But seriously she's in love, I'm in love, she's not all that gay, eh.
I mean. I wouldn't struggle much, of course.

>>37156220
5 hours by train, that's like what, Prague?
I'm 20.

>>37156265
I'm from Slovakia, from a god forgotten city in the mid south of this country

Have you ever been to Slovakia ?

>>37156265
Touch the cow Austria, do it now!

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>>37156301
Yeah in Bratislava once, on a school trip. I just remember getting drunk with my bio teacher and some woman on the street who asked a friend and me if we wanted to work for her.
I'm not sure what kinda work. Probably nothing suitable for 16 year old girls.

>>37156336
>mfw

>>37156206
lmao okay you got me Austria

>>37156265
(touch the titcow)
>>37156386
(do it now)

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>>37156398
[urge to touch the cow intensifies]

>>37156386
Bratislava is a beautiful city, but people there are living too fast. I was there with my girlfriend a few months ago (yes I'm not a robot, just a cyborg, I literally am the most autistic person in the radius of 150km) and we met a man who offered us work too.

It's actually comfy to talk to you so thanks for replying I guess ^^

Really random question and I am too lazy to lurk back in the archives but did you confess to your sister or how did you get to eating her out ?

>>37156492
>now a nameposter
You used to be cool.

>>37151811
Hey you stupid faggots, stop changing your thread titles. It's bypassing my filter.

>>37156492
The instructions are pretty clear Austria, there's no room to get your dick stuck in the ceiling fan

>>37156505
Well I'm from Vienna, I suppose it's comparable. Didn't see too much of the city though, admittedly.

I'm not actually eating out my sister (yet), we're just doing hands stuff. Long story short I've been attracted to her forever basically (at least for a few years), she cuddled with me through my first really bad migraine attack, we made out once drunkenly in a cab on the way home, I kind of confessed my feelings and we've just been doing stuff and touching ever since (just a few weeks since then).

>>37156522
I have been tripfagging in this thread for a few weeks now (and just in this thread).
I do like my underground shit better too, from before I was famous.

>>37156626
Now I imagine people throwing dildos at ceiling fans, thanks.

>look up images of Vienna

Holy flying jesus, Austria, your city has the coolest City Hall in existence

>>37156649
>Now I imagine people throwing dildos at ceiling fans, thanks.
That's actually what I thought of as well considering your lack of appropriate equipment but nonetheless, touch the cow.

>>37156689
Yeah we didn't get free'd the shit out of our city in WW2 so along the Ringstrasse we got some really nice buildings. I think the Parliament and Opera are much prettier even. Not that our politicians deserve such nice workplaces.

>>37156707
I don't even have a dildo desu. I know, shameful.

>>37156649
>I do like my underground shit better too, from before I was famous.

wait, what underground shit? Did you use to be an avatarfag or something?

>>37156773
Not really, no, but I've been posting on 4chan for a few years now and occasionally people remember the only dyke who keeps posting Frozen pictures outside of /u/.

>>37156649
That's kinda cute actually, well I hope you get to that too ^^

You think you will ever visit Slovakia again ?

>>37156689
Austria is a beautiful country I liked it although did meme things like go to coffee houses in Vienna and watch some Habsburg horses prance around and clap my hands like a silly burger. Shame about the migrant invasion, it will ruin that place, hope you voted Hofer.

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/u/ is posting pics of Austria and her sister!

>>37156845
Possibly, dunno. Honestly these days I'm just traveling with my dad for work stuff. Plus migraines so kinda not moving around much lately.
By the way is doing circumflexes a thing in Slovakia too? I've only ever seen German speakers do this ^^ after every sentence.

>>37156983
We're actually not taking that many refugees, thanks to our new folk hero Kurz. Actually used to study with my sister and kinda know him a bit. Nice guy but complete party apparatchik, but at least a black one.
Hofer is an utter idiot though, and our President is basically completely ceremonial anyway.

>>37156987
That would've been funnier spoilered, but I'm glad you're browsing /frz/ too anon.

>>37157075
Overwatch general is why I visit /u/ I'm not even a girl

>>37157150
I won't tell on you anon, promised.
Yeah I kinda miss the /lit/ meets /u/ and fanfiction threads that used to be huge, but at least Avatar LoA and daily BDSM thread are still going strong.

>>37157075
It's not actually, I am just used to do it for some reason as a symbol of gratitude or happiness

I suffer from insane social anxiety and I am usually even afraid to post tho I've been lurking for 3 and a half years now. Talking to you feels somehow comfy idk why. It took me like 2 hours of talking to myself to even post here for the tl;dr

>>37157236
Well, you're always welcome in these threads anon, we're mostly a comfy bunch with not a whole lot of shitposting.
Do you have any siblings? If so go hug them and post results.

>>37157277
I have a little brother and a stepsister, I'm not pedo and my sister is a roastie that literally is disgusting to me for several reasons, the biggest being her hygiene, I can't stand it. We are 3 in the same room for the past 4 years and let me tell you it's hell. But my little brother is the only person from my family that is nice to me

For what reason do you have migraines ?

>>37157236
I understand how you feel anon. Social anxiety is no fun.

>>37157366
I'm glad you get along with your otouto

>>37157236
Me too anon.
It pained me incredibly to get noticed on an anonymous website like this. You'll get there soon, try playing 1v1 in an anonymous online game and you'll eventually work your way up.

>>37157391
I'm glad you're doing better in that department nee nee.

>>37157366
>For what reason do you have migraines
Celestial justice, shit genetics, bad luck in the lottery, take your pick. Nobody really knows, it's a chronic illness and there's some genetic component since my mother and grandmother also have them (to a much lesser extent luckily) but apart from that it's honestly guesswork.

>>37157391
The best example of my anxiety is me running around the shop with my groceries for 2 hours waiting for the only cashier I know to get in there so I can leave

Why did people call you a titcow tho ? [Spoiler]Is it because you have big boobies c:[/spoiler]

>>37157463
Ouch that seems like about as bad as mine but different. I just freeze like a deer in headlights when people try to talk to me and become selective mute
>Is it because you have big boobies c:
Yup. touch the titcow

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>>37157463
H U G E
M I L K B A G S
We're just calling her titcow teasingly like calling Laura smol and me a hyperdyke.

>>37155616
I'm not a vegan, I like my steaks rare
>>37155824
Surprisingly no, though he implied we're on very thin ice, not in an "I'm sick of your shit" way, more in a "you seem like you're about to explode" way, but still not a fun conversation in any way, I'll explain later
Though if it's any gauge in how things went in spending the night, which my parents are a little less begrudging about
>>37157236
Well bearg is here and fucking his sister if it's any solace
You should stick around. How's your relationship with your parents?

>>37157503
I'll gladly touch the cow
My girlfriend is a cow

>>37157504
I remember laura being hungry for her dad and how her whole story was and I remember how she entered here

Laura if you see this please answer, did you ever go to a Celtics game I'm insanely into NBA but I'll probably never get to see it

>>37157607
I'm sorry Laura.

I don't know what your circumstances are but, I'll hope the best for you.

>>37157607
My mom is nice just way too protective and my step dad is a bit stupid but is nice too, did more for me than my real father in 3 months

>>37157607
>he implied we're on very thin ice
Oh shit I hope everything is okay

>>37157631
Touch your girlfriend then anon

>>37157631
>Someone to talk about basketball with
No I've been to a Pat's game and a soccer game (I think they're called the revolution)
They're about to get swept though, IT is out
We'll talk later, be here in maybe 2 hours

>>37157725
>titcow encourages titcow touching
It's like the fucking mafia with you people

>>37157728
>Laura is into basketball
How ironic

>>37157728
>>37157790
I suddenly got the stange urge to pick Laura up so she can reach the hoop and make a score.

>>37157728
I'll try to, and they are getting swept cause of Lebron beasting, IT is Dribbling The ball illegally tho, and the refs just overlook it

>>37157725
I would but sadly I can't as my mom is overly protective and won't let me sleep over using the "under my roof living" meme

>>37157855
Fucking hell my sides.

Thanks for the hilarious mental image anon.

>>37157790
>It's like the fucking mafia with you people
touch neesan titcows or else
>>37157855
I laughed WAY too hard on this
>>37157856
Aw I'm sorry anon. Sounds touch.

>>37157949
Tbh height doesn't matter that much, I know of guys from my country that are at Laura's height and are beating 7' people

I myself am 6' and I am a street ball god so

But yeah the image made me lose my sides too

>>37157978
>touch nee-san titcow
She's not a titcow though.

>>37157978
It's cool tho, we are basically together every day since day one which was 5 months ago

She is everything to me and I'm really emotional now but I was emotionless before her, I felt nothing

She has pretty much the same amount of social anxiety I do

I have never felt so comfy posting in my life, I posted before but with so much anxiety I usually deleted my posts in the course of 15-30 minutes so thank you all for welcoming me

>>37158114
You're very welcome here I'm glad you found a titcow to call your own. be sure to touch her when possible though

>>37158137
I've been touching her every time possible and everywhere possible

How much older is your brother ?

>>37158202
Almost 2 years older. He's 26 right now.

>>37158226
Fun fact, me and my gf are 2 years and 1 day apart in age which is kinda fun imo

Can you give me a back story to how you got to it with your brother ?
I'm too lazy to browse the archive sorry. Tldr of it is just enough but if you have the energy give me some details

>>37158300
I'm not her but I'll try. I might get some details wrong

>kissy and her brother have been living together for years
>5 years ago, he had a fiance
>prior to this, kissy and her brother were so close that they slept in the same bed. They had to stop of course when she moved in with them (?)
>when kissy's brother was 21, his fiance cheated on him and their relationship ended
>fast forward to late 2016 to early 2017
>a couple months ago (?) he confessed to being in love with kissy
>kissy makes out with him one day, out of the blue
>they spend a few weeks just kissing and cuddling, until one night she grinds herself to orgasm on his thigh
>kissy wants it to go further but brother is hesitant for moral reasons. She can't take initiative due to fear and anxiety
>one day he gets assertive, pulls his cock out and jerks off on her
>also masturbates her
>one time also uses a showerhead to make her cum
>kissy takes several days to work up the courage to touch his dick, and give him a handjob
>brother gets assertive one day and fucks her mouth, eats her out
>she lost her virginity to him a few days ago

Her brother (nicknamed Mook) is a hospice care nurse who likes RTS games. Kissy has a history of sexual abuse (molested by a pack of niggers) which is why it took her so long for things to get sexual

>>37151995
> Bottle of migraine meds right in front of monitor

Thats how you know its legit

>>37158698
Thanks anon ^^

I feel sorry for kissy being molested, poor girl, nobody deserves that

>>37158848
Lol. And those are the "weak" ones I get without a prescription from the US, I pop them like skittles.

>>37158874
Is Austrian over the counter medicine really weak or something? Even with my prescribed Sumatriptan, I'd probably go crazy without some over the counter stuff.

Why is it today that I learned that being Kissy, Laura and Austria is suffering?

>>37158874
Ibalgin is the savior for me, I pop em like I am eating some sweets when I get my headaches

I've been avoiding them recently a lot somehow which I'm thankful for

>>37158938
Well Austria is the MC and you can't be a MC without some suffering.
Kissy is the tragic heroine, but don't worry she found happiness is Aniki's cock.
Laura is Kuroneko so life has to make sure she loses the hardest and boy did she lose.

>>37158698
Time details are all wrong but the rest is close enough. But he didn't confess until I brought it up to him about a week after I started posting in these threads. I suspected he was a siscon and I was right

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>>37158936
Yeah we get some pretty shit German generica but the American "a pill for everything" culture is basically crazy to most people here, for most stuff you need a prescription (not that that's difficult though, especially with years of history and half a dozen different neurologists)
But yeah I know what you mean. I take the triptanes for the actual attacks but I'd off myself if I couldn't take the edge off the constant in between headaches.

>>37158956
Yeah I went cold turkey for two weeks like a few months ago when I switched doctors, I just cried and puked, fucking horrible. I know the pills aren't healthy but it's not a lot of fun otherwise.

>pic related, bought a House MD pill bottle to have some fun with it at least

>>37159008
How am I the fucking MC, Laura has been here the longest and kissy is progressing way better than me. I'm the quiet side character with the big ass villa where MC meets his nemesis

>>37159052
How do you go about suspecting someone of siscon? Is there some siscon type?

>>37159052
I forgot, why did you think he was a siscon? Did you just delude yourself into thinking that because that's what you wanted.

>>37151811
>tfw no siblings
>only person I could hug without it being weird is a 9yo boy I live with

Whats it like to have siblings, robots?

>>37159084
Its pretty hard to get prescribed pain/anxiety medication in the US now-a-days with a huge increase in people getting addicted to prescription meds, so the over-the-counter stuff is pretty crucial. ofc, its seen as actually pretty weak since Americans are used to more.

>>37159084
I was just quoting someone else but yeah now that I think about it you can be that ojou-sama character with a big ass house with a pool where all the characters just go to for the fanservice episode.

>>37159140
idk, I just got Kissy to be my neesan last night.It feels nice tho

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>>37159140
It's pretty sweet, I love my sisters.
Then again a friend of mine has two sisters exactly the age of my sisters and they all fucking loathe each other. So you never know.
How do you live with a little boy? Do I even want to know?

>>37159151
Yeah but don't you guys just seamlessly go from Ritalin to illegal stimulants when your prescription runs out? Like, popping pills is a national pastime it seems (arrogant European memes, I know, I know)

>>37159163
>kissy and Laura in bikinis at my outdoor pool
>mischievously switching the bras so Laura's just falls off and kissy's barely covers anything
Bueno

>>37159052
I got one time detail right, the last one, because I was there ;)

only been here since the thigh incident

>>37158938
If you want to read Laura's painful confession story, type "incest general" in the archive and look for a post dated 7th january 2017, the greentext is in there

>>37159237
I mean, you're not supposed too, but its a lot more like.

> Someone with ADHD has Ritalin
> Sells Ritalin to people who need that feeling
> ADHD person gets more Ritalin (somethings free if the health insurance)
> Gets more $$$
> Something goes wrong and he loses his Ritalin
> All the people he sold it too now go on harder drugs

There is also an issue with people resorting to illegal meds because their amount/dosage of pain meds were lower.

And you Europoors are arrogant now, but when the commies strike, you'll be thankful.

>>37159237
You watched Dr House ? If so did you see it all ?

>>37159237
i am also a 9 year old boy

His mom was renting out a room three years ago and I was too broke to afford anything else. He is pretty good kid and also my only friend

>>37159140
If you're autistic, it might not change much. I have 5 siblings and only like 1.5 of them

>>37159237
>>kissy and Laura in bikinis at my outdoor pool
>>mischievously switching the bras so Laura's just falls off and kissy's barely covers anything
We really need our very own drawfag so he can draw all the shenanigans in 4-koma panel style.

>>37159307
I want to hug them all

>>37159314
Yeah, to be fair that happens here too, it seems like everyone I know studying Law or Medicine is on Ritalin during the week and on MDMA/coke on the weekend.
>when the commies strike
If they do, I'll get out grandpa's uniform.
Just kidding I'm not a Nazi I swear

>>37159332
Yeah, just recently re-watched it on Netflix with my mom since I never really saw it regularly when it aired here.

>>37159335
Ah okay. The thought of living with strangers is so weird to me, I couldn't do it.

>>37159377
>our very own Tomo-chan manga
YES

>>37159085
>>37159097
Like he would look at me sexually all the time. I'd see him looking at my breasts or my ass sometimes and he got kind of awkwardly touchy a lot. He even held my hand really long while we watched TV the night I posted for the first time. This went on for a several months.

>>37159196
Otouto!
>>37159237
>kissy and Laura in bikinis at my outdoor pool
>mischievously switching the bras so Laura's just falls off and kissy's barely covers anything
What is this madness. proceed...

>>37159430
This is why I'm going for History, nothing bad happens to History Majors Besides being several tens of thousands of dollars in debt and unemployment

And don't you remember the last time the Nazis fought the Commies. . .

>>37159430
It was a little weird at first. His mom is usually out most of the time so I just have to deal with him. We see each other naked without it being an issue so our relationship is kinda big brother/little brother. He introduces me as his big brother too so its all chill.

>>37159457
>I'd see him looking at my breasts or my ass sometimes and he got kind of awkwardly touchy a lot.
What did you think of this? Were you like "oh great now even my brother is going to molest me" or "Oh boy my brother is finally going to molest me, about time!"?

>>37159457
Come into my pool house and I'll show you how we'd proceed.
>not a predatory dyke I swear

>>37159489
>ten thousand dollars debt for uni
>I pay 20 bucks a semester
I really feel bad about the US college system.

>>37159490
Okay, that's kinda cute honestly. I just have sisters but I'm sure a little brother would've been nice too.

>>37159430
I myself saw House a few times 13 times in a row I am addicted to it I need help

Do you have a favorite part/series ?
Mine favorite part is Wilson's cancer therapy

>>37159591
I meant season not series >.>

>>37159591
Wilson's cancer really fucked me up.
I enjoyed the beginning with the new team a lot, House still in charge, Foreman still involved but Thirteen and the others already there.
Olivia Wilde is absurdly beautiful. Uncomfortably watching those scenes with my dyke-hating mom.
Not sure which season that was desu.

>>37159457
Neesan!

>>37159579
Yeah, its pretty bad, but it is one of those issues where getting a fix is going to be a long process. We'll probably never get to Europe's system, but I'm fine with that. Copying Europe won't magically fix our issues like others seem to suggest.

On the bright side, I won't actually end up that much in debt. Poor + Smart = Free things

>>37159561
Neither. Kind of a little rude way of wording that though.

>>37159579
>not a predatory dyke I swear
sure sure you aren't.

>>37159653
holds otouto's hand

>>37159679
I'm way to shy and weak and female to be a predator, pls.
I'll simply seduce you with my gay wiles. Or something.

>>37159679
>Kind of a little rude way of wording that though
S-sorry it was supposed to be a joke, guess I went to far.

>>37159652
I am in love with the way House was made

Sure enough I was autistic and got to a packing of vicodin cause I wanted to try it and I actually used it for pain

The stuff works so well for physical pain I just popped it like tictacs after the operation which got me out of lurking these threads. 10/10 would pretend I'm house again

>>37159579
His mom would probably get mad if she knew the stuff I let him get away with, so :^) I don't think we'd get along as well if he didn't have a benis.

His roommates are home to distract him
>>37157666
That's good, it's more important he does his best to be a good person than that he's smart
>>37157790
I will end you
>>37157855
I can shoot on my own just fine
But if you can help me dunk that'd be nice
>>37157856
https://youtu.be/iib8E78yzgA
>>37158027
Anon I'm 5'2", you might have me confused with someone else
Also what country?
>>37159084
Well that's one way to have fun with it, I hated the ending to the show but still
And I can't be the mc, I'm the character that pops in every now and then to be laughed at
>>37157725
Honestly I think it went as good as it realistically could have
It was lengthy so I'll just give the highlights
>"I feel like I'm just more stress for you, and that's not fair for either of us"
>"When you do things like that it worries me more than anything"
>We talked about my dad, which I was reluctant about obviously but he said "you want commitment, this is your end of the bargain. I can't commit while being left in the dark on this"
>I feel like and asshole, but I liked and said I was over it and it was a weird phase, nothing ever happened and never will. Honestly, yes I have feelings, but despite those nothing is happening and I'm not pursuing it anymore
That's probably 2000

>>37159766
I literally went as a Thirteen/House mix for Halloween three years in a row, with the faux-Vicodin bottle filled with Excedrin, a cane with flames, sneakers, all the stuff. At least I wasn't a slutty vampire or a slutty Harley Quinn
I've only ever had hydrocodone after breaking my wrists. Agree is pretty gud though.

>>37159800
>pops up every now and then to be laughed at
Literally the MC for the first four episodes until he starts living his life correctly.

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>>37159679
>mfw blushu

>>37159800
>"When you do things like that it worries me more than anything"
I think I might be missing something. Did you do something?

>>37159800
I actually know a girl that balls like a demigod that is 4'10'' and can literally destroy anyone she sees, but I don't talk much with anyone that plays ball with me, I usually play pg which puts me in an advantage and my vertical let's me dunk reverse tomahawks so yet

I am from Slovakia and the league here is a joke, spin layups are forbidden by the rules cause people can't defend here

Ik lebron had that travel, but IT is picking the ball up from below while dribbling

Who is your fave player in the league ?

>>37159843
I got a labcoat to elementary school and wore a cane everyday cause of my autism, had the case for pills since I was a kid cause mom is a nurse. I used to get candy in and eat it and I acted sarcastically anytime my anxiety didn't act up

Tfw Laura is smaller than your mom who you already make fun of for being a hobbit.

>>37159962
>labcoat
>House literally never wears a labcoat
Definitely autism anon

>>37159800
Yeah I can imagine he doesn't like the idea of being second place next to your dad.
What did he say after:
>but I liked and said I was over it and it was a weird phase, nothing ever happened and never will. Honestly, yes I have feelings, but despite those nothing is happening and I'm not pursuing it anymore
? What's gonna happen now?

>>37159996
Mother always told me doctors have to wear it so I went with it. I wanted to be the House 2.0 and I wanted to study medicine but I ended up at economy school somehow
My autism has no limits and I used to pretend my candy was actually meds and I gave them out to sick kids at school

>>37160066
Chuuni as fuck

>>37159843
House was one of my favorite shows I've watched in Netflix, so I'll give you Olivia Wilde being hot, I'm not blind, just straight
the Indian guys suicide was still stupid to me
>>37159900
>Slip his hand under my shirt
>Get nervous and run into bathroom
>>37159933
>Slav
>6'
>reverse tomohawks
Can I fly you over and be your agent?
The NBA refs are shit, a lot of players carry
I'd say my favorite player is Kyrie, he's just fun to watch. I'm honestly not too invested in basketball, but Footballs on the off-season
It's hard not to immediately say Russ after the season he had (he better win mvp). I like Mike Conley too
>>37159967
Vugyou

>>37160176
What caused your social anxieties?

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>>37160176
>I'm not blind, just straight
>"""straight"""
And so it begins

>>37160176
D'aawww, that is really cute.

>>37160176
I am not good enough for professional basketball and kinda won't be ever

My favorite is My sun Devin Booker, the kid is the second coming of Kobe I swear

Russ will win MVP just because of the story, just as D. Rose won it with his story

I can reverse tomahawk only with some luck but my body is amazing for street ball, 6' with 6'3'' wingspan and 37' vertical, but I do it just for fun and I can barely dribble when watched by too many people. /fit/ helped a bit with the vertical and I am used to just play pickup games where I show off my flashy shit such as midair behind the back and 360 passes
People tell me I reassemble John Wall with the way I play but I can't hit the 3pt shot for my life

I like NFL a lot but never quite understood it, thinking about buying the new madden a lot. I actually tried passing with the egg and it didn't end up that badly

>>37160326
D-did you just call it an egg you fucking degenerate?

>>37160374
He just knows real football is played with feet :^)

>>37160374
My bad my language translates it to "an egg" ;-; I am incredibly sorry

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This is interesting because I have literally no idea about basketball and feel like I don't understand English all of a sudden. Like half those words seem made up on the spot.
>yo man I made a 180 dribble Kobe on the ring with my wingspan my dude

Seriously though. I feel like a wildlife observer.

>>37160432
>I feel like a wildlife observer.
Well, you would be watching chimps.

>>37160403
And this is why Europe got destroyed in the second World War

>>37160404
Its okay, I forgive you <3

>>37160432
Its fine, I don't understand basketball either, and I'm from the US.

>>37160432
Exactly how I felt 3 years ago when I started
>yo man I made a 180 dribble Kobe on the ring with my wingspan my dude

My sides Lord help me no

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>>37160432
Glad I'm not the only one, seriously when I see people start posting about shit I don't know about, it makes me want to tell them to fuck off, but I'm too nice for that, sadly.

>>yo man I made a 180 dribble Kobe on the ring with my wingspan my dude
Jesus Austria, my sides!

>>37160432
No. Watching you and your sister inevitably mating would be like that

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>>37160445
Ohohohoho

>>37160473
Well that's kinda comforting. It's not like basketball doesn't exist in Austria, I just never really cared about it since it wasn't really "proper" to play at my school.

>>37160474
Kobe is actually a player, I just realized that after posting, fuck

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>>37160505
>watching you and your sister inevitably mate
>mate
But anon, we're Austrian, not Australian. Common mistake.

>>37160549
How're the kangaroos down there Australia-san?

>>37160549
Breed then

>>37160511
Tbh when I started with basketball I was like you
>what is NBA
>who is lebron James
>how do I even walk with the ball

But 3 years into it I understand rules and everything, I have somewhat decent skills and I am just trying to get good

Do you play overwatch or any games ? Just felt like asking

>>37160511
I just. . . never cared. I prefer Football (the proper, American version)

The high school I went too my senior year was obsessed with Basketball, probably because we made it to the state finals. [Spoiler] And a majority of the school was black [/Spoiler]

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>>37160596
>the proper, American version
Delet this right now, nigger.

>>37160566
I'm guessing dying of pneumonia, it's pouring and cold right now.

>>37160575
Girls can't breed girls! Yet.

>>37160581
Yeah, I mean of course it's about how much time you invest in stuff.
I've tried Overwatch but I'm shit at it. Right now I'm back to playing WoW and started the beta of Rising Storm Vietnam today. Pretty gud. Apart from that still gotta finish Sniper Elite 4 and like a hundred other games just sitting in my library.

>>37160596
>handegg is the "proper" version of football
Yankee pls

>>37160634
You should still try to breed with your sister, like a bitch in heat.

>>37160646
Unf. I know, anon. I should. But it's 3 am and she came home with some obnoxious friends from uni so I retreated to my room.

>>37160634
>Right now I'm back to playing WoW
Wait people still play that?

>>37160634
>Girls can't breed girls! Yet.

Lesbotopia when?

>>37160620
plz, I'm just a pale white boi plz no bully :c

>>37160634
America!
[Spoiler]Fuck Yeah [/Spoiler]

A-and can Austrians get away with calling us Yankees? I thought only Brits and Southerners could !

>>37160634
I'm shit at it too, stuck at 2k cause idk I am trying my hardest but always fail but yeah, always trying my best to win

I actually prefer comfy single player games 4k hours in skyrim, 2,5k in all NBA's combined and 1k in dota

I don't even have a name here and I'm posting here for the first day but would you play some overwatch with me someday ? c:

>>37160662
Breed with her once they are gone. Taste her womanhood.

>>37160688
try again without the capital S to "spoiler"

>tfw this laura trip made it an insurmountable task to search the archives to make sure no one is posting about you when you whip yourself into a paranoid frenzy.
and i thought the laura b stuff was bad.

>>37160692
>4k hours in skyrim

That's fucking mental, it took me less than 500 to do everything except the misc quests

it's honestly not that good a game, I had quests break on me many times and the story is shit

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>>37160663
The retail? I hope not.
Private servers running TBC or WotLK? Yeah you bet they do. It's nostalgic.

>>37160674
Can't be soon enough.

>>37160688
I can call you Yankee if you call your bastard child of a sport football, anon.

>>37160692
Like I said I'm super shit at Overwatch. Get RS2 or RO2 and I'll wreck you though.
Seriously though I'm kinda hesitant about giving out my steam and shit here

>>37160698
I fucking wish, anon.
Also please stop this lewd talk, I'm very receptive to it.

>>37160716
I know, I was just being especially autistic at that one moment!

>>37160773
I think you're just salty about the current state of the once glorious Austrian Empire

>>37160773
Do it. Tonight is now or never. Have sex with her

>>37160736
What the fuck are you talking about? Who are you?

>>37160856
>Who are you?
I'm Laura.

>>37160867
Why did you take the trip off?