>your parents use your computer >you haven't yet cleared

>>37162121
>how to suicide without anyone noticing
>I want to die
>kill me

>>37162121
>4chan
>youtube

meh

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>people don't use incognito tabs for anything dirty out of habit

>>37162121
Nothing because I lock my shit and there is a guest account.

>>37162121
I learned my lesson. Always incognito.
It's been years since they last came here. Still incognito.

>>37162121
How to kill Moloch his followers to death

My search history is disabled for my browser and all applicable websites. They find nothing.

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>>37162121
>2 Hour Epic Music - PURE EPICNESS MEGA MIX
>Musical instruments in the Witcher 3 - Witcher Reddit
>r9k
>/lit/
>ESPN - Golden State at San Antonio Box Score
>Wikipedia - Battle of Lepanto
>Fantasy Name Generator - Fiction Generators

It gets more autistic the further I go down my search history

I'd have to wonder how they got inside my locked apartment, however.

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>>37162707
>Nothing because I lock my shit and there is a guest account.

its okay. you can delete passwords easily nowadays.

>a while back, at my parents house
>Downloaded some movies
>Dad asks, "Did you burn them on DVDs or something?"
>No, dad. I'll just hook the HDMI cable into the TV
>Made sure I cleared my history, rearranged folders, and hid everything
>When I hook up the computer, forgot that I had a playlist of a bunch of "Plus Sized Asian Gangbang" scenes
>Of course, my toolbar opens with a little window telling me the HDMI cable is hooked up, and now the video is playing while I struggle to find the cursor to turn everything off
>My mom and aunt look in horror as some fat, little Asian lady is getting destroyed by a bunch of tiny, sweaty, censored penises
>Dad just looks at me with this expression of sadness and lets out an angry sigh

>>37162121
>>your parents use your computer
>>you haven't yet cleared your search history
>What do they find? How fucked are you?
Nothing

>>37162121
i don't give a fuck, i'm letting them use my computer
they know it's at their own risk by now
i'm 33 anyway, who fuckin cares

>>37162121
>what is incognito mode
what is this, amateur hour?

>>37163341
HOLY SHIT BRO THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

>Lets out an angry sigh
top kek

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>>37162772
>2 Hour Epic Music - PURE EPICNESS MEGA MIX
Jesus Christ what the fuck

Worst case some lolicon doujins and some western art advertised as "Exotic Penis". All the truly unforgivable porn was through multiple proxies

My parents wouldn't understand browser history, so even if there was something on my computer to be embarrassed about (there isn't aside from completely normal levels of porn), they wouldn't find it.

My mom literally just searches from the Google search box on the browser. My dad "doesn't know how" to use a computer.

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>>37162121
>your parents use your computer
never happened because I locked that shit down

>he still lives with family
>he lets friends/family use his personal computer
>he doesn't have a guest mode for emergencies in case someone has to use his computer
You could have prevented this

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>>37162282
>>37165113
>Using incucknito
>He doesn't automatically change the settings of his browser to never save his history
>He doesn't browse with a private VPN on at all times

>>37162121
They wouldn't just stumble upon my search history that easily since I'm on incognito. And they don't know the password to my laptop, which I habitually lock whenever I leave my room. Plus they each have their own computers so there's no need for them to use mine.

But assuming none of that is the case, my mother would go into hysterics, my dad would yell while my mom gives her melodramatic thousand-yard stare, and they'd probably kick me out of the house.

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>Have CC Cleaner
>Entire history deleted everytime I close firefox
Only thing they'll find is my bookmarks, pic related

>>37162121
You have to be 18 to post here you little bitch.

Not fucked at all because 1) nobody uses my computer but me and 2) even if they did I'd lock it & log them in as a guest.

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As long as they don't check my gelbooru tags I think I'm fine. It's not like I care if they see just "Hentai" on my most visited websites.

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The superior solution is having multiple firefox profiles, with the default profile being an empty one for guests and using your laptop in public. Normies generally aren't capable of running firefox -p <custom profile>.

>>37162121
Dumb /r9k/ threads is the worst they would find. I always use incognito for questionable or embarrassing searches, even if it's my own phone or computer.

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>Anon, what is this "Robot 9" thing?

ASMR vids


I'd kms

Lots and lots of dickgirls, bee porn and ways to stop your heart. All in all not too bad desu

>>37162121
I use firefox with a password for porn and I use chrome for normal stuff

>>37165259

he's a redditor, what did you expect?

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>anime porn
>furry porn
>a lot of degenerate shit
>rape,getting raped,tentacles
>breaking in traps
>watched loli's a few times but felt insane guilt afterwards even if its jut anime and deleted every trace of it afterwards
>gore
>dank memes

sometimes i wonder if there's a bottom to how degenerate can someone become.

nothing because i clear my browser history every 5-10 mins im on

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>live alone, no chance of anyone using my computer
>still use incognito for lewd stuff out of habit
Can't be taking any chances now can we?

Literally on incognito now. Haven't had my Internet search history seen since I was 14

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Incognito aside, they might stumble across a few women or nigger hate threads. As long as they don't see my posts though, I'm golden.

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>>37162121
>r9k
>/int/
>youtube
>facebook
>rym
>very vanilla asian porn

that should be my whole history for the last 5-6 months
breddy safe

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>>37162121
>your parents use your computer
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37162121

they never busted me.
always used incognito mode

I have 10+ privacy extensions, one of them automatically cleans cache, cookies and history, so nothing.

>>37162121
Tasteful vanilla porn at worst, I also have some in the default "videos" folder. They couldn't possibly find the 70GBs of fucked up shit, they couldn't even find the browser I use for everything except normiestuff.

what kind of thread is this?????

i'm 12 years old thread or the economy's so bad i live with my parents still thread or i'm 26 and my parents scoff if i have tits set as my wallpaper thread or my parents are psychotic and check my browser history for no reason thread?

>>37162121
FeelsGoodMan doing nofap, only video games and 4chan.
Clean as a whistle!

>>37171922
I'm neither, but the typical scenario would be me sitting in a lecture, wanting to look something up on my laptop without the person behind me seeing whatever my address bar suggests, or sitting together with an exercise partner and him asking to look something up on my laptop. There is only one specific exercise partner where I don't feel like having to hide anything, after I accidentally saw him torrenting tens of Blacked videos.

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>>37162121
They would find a lot of health related searches, questions about the pancreas. Guitar tabs. 4chan, a lot of 4chan. Nothing else, really.

>WoW porn, entirely human though such as Sylvanas, Valeera and Jaina
>Overwatch porn
>YouTube, mostly video game soundtracks and Razorfist
>Icy Veins
>Fire Emblem wiki
>Drawing poses for reference
>/r9k/, /aco/, /h/

I used to view a lot of furry porn but I'm slowly getting off that ride by switching to 2D girls. I don't care if people know I watch hentai but furry porn causes normies to foam at the mouth.

>>37163341
Hey, at least it was something relatively normal and not Tentacle Hentai or Loli or some other depraved fetish.

>classical music
>north korea missile test
>wikipedia articles
>was tchaikovsky gay?
>google translator
> /r9k/
>japanese funk music
>battles anaconda plan


If they keep looking for long they may uncover some hentai, though

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>Around 16
>Would save pictures and videos of porn onto my ipod nano
>Was going through a loli futa phase so it's a bit over the heads of normies
>Mom plugs her ipod into my computer to buy songs off itunes like a retard dispite me telling her i can download whatever she wants for free
>All of my futa files proceed to automatically transfer to her ipod
>She freaks the fuck out
>I'm now in a fit of an awkward rage where I now explain to her that i'm attracted to the penis not the loli part so I don't seem like a pedo
>mfw