/britfeel/

>>37161198
Sakulad made this

I should be in bed lads

>>37161231
no I made this

t. not sakulad

Croydon's a shithole.

Just gonna play through the entire Gears Of War 1 remaster.

>>37161232
Same. Stayed up drinking and watching wrestling instead

Okay lads I'm currently shaking, my heart is beating really fast and I'm having trouble swallowing and I've got a bad headache. Think I might actually be dying wtf. Just told my mum and she said its because I'm always on my phone, can't believe this shit

>>37161285
sounds like a panic attack tbqh lad, take deep breaths or something

>>37161285
When did this start? Have you felt like this before?

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pls don't be upset Nigelbro's

>>37161261

Link me at morleys pusyhole bring shanks

>>37161261
croydon is a cesspit. saw the new alien flick there last week against my better judgement, whole place is infested with rudeboys and scum

>>37161285
Yeah it's finally happening. Just lay down and let death slowly take you.

>>37161261
Croydon was good when I was a kid, but then I mostly just went there with my dad to go to the cinema. And it was before I had any awareness of chavs or niggers

>>37161314
Still with us Saffabro? What time is it there?

>>37161304
I've had a headache for the past 6 months coming and going. I thought it was just stress related but lately I've been getting really paranoid thinking I've got a brain tumour. Was just googling the symptoms of late stage brain tumour, I.e 4 weeks before death and it said trouble swallowing, noticed my throat had tightened up and started shaking lots. Could be a panic attack caused by paranoia idk

>>37161285
panic attack most likely lad.

It'll pass.

Keep us updated with how you're doing. Wish I could give you some of my diazepam.

Does anyone know how i can identify my tv's model?

It's older so it's not like the new ones where theres a digital menu that tells you.

>>37161389
>I've had a headache for the past 6 months coming and going.
Go to the doctor ffs. What's your diet like? Any drink/drug habit?

>>37161388
Yeah I'll be up for a while. 3:42 am now. By ya'll? 1 hour forward or back iirc.

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>>37161314
Ayyy i'm half South-African myself (the white kind)

>>37161336
I've only got a butterknife.
>>37161354
My point exactly.
>>37161379
The cinema is probably the only good thing about it.

>>37161389
I've had a lot of trouble swallowing lately too - comes and goes but somedays it feels like i'm choking cause I can't swallow. Think its not a concidence i've been on edge with anxiety and panic lately.

still you should see a doctor about the headaches

>>37161415
Yeah it's 2:42 here now.

>>37161285
Have you had a lot of coffee m8? Drink a lot of water, have a banana, go outside/stand by an open window. Deep breaths now.

Fucking ell lads. Matrix revolutions isn't arf shit. It starts off alright but it's goes completely down hill with the machines attacking

>>37161549
>Matrix revolutions isn't arf shit
I saw it at the cinema when it came out and never since. Pitiful considering how great the first one was.

>>37161389
Worst possible thing you can do is google those symptoms m8, it will just feed the paranoia. If you're really concerned go to the dr's and give yourself peace of mind. I've had all kinds of crazy symptoms in the past and have been utterly convinced that I'm dying but a lot of it boils down to health anxiety. Chin up mate, get yourself some help. Sucks to suffer with those kind of thoughts.

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>>37161549
It's the worst of the three films by far matey

Fucking hell, struggling with the (you)'s today.

Still in the single digits.

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>>37161198
>>37161521
I'm doing a Spain thread. Please help me make it not fail.

>>37161596
But we are not spanish?

The thing people dont understand about brit/feel/ is that being a neet in the UK really and truly is a unique experience. Do they even have job centres in spain?

>>37161596
Fuck off, tell your autistic cousins to leave the Falklands alone too.
You're not getting Gibraltar either.

>>37161596
We'll consider it if you give us a cheeky brexit trade deal

>>37161620
I don't think we even have jobs.

>>37161450
How's Britain on this night m8?

Yo can someone stop me from watching shit twitch streams and find something else I can interact with whilst drunk?

>>37161567
They should have just left it as a stand alone film. What made the first one really good was all the philsohy stuff, mystery, and suspense, the action too is fun.

The others are boring because the machines have no character to them, neo is op, and Zion is a city we know fuck all about and it looks dull so we don't care about it.

>tfw drank all the booze
>only a mild buzz

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>>37161596
fuck off Gibraltar is ours

>>37161686
Disgusting and rainy. Also everyone has openly hated each other for the past year.

>>37161730
That's more like The Star.

>>37161687
Ice Poseidon has moved over to youtube.

He's live tonight. His stream is offline for about 10 mins atm.

Trust me you'll enjoy it pal.

https://gaming.youtube.com/ice_poseidon/live

>>37161403
>>37161443
>>37161572
Its passed now lads. Yea I think I just triggered it by googling shit, genuinely felt like I was dying for a bit then that's never happened before. I know I'm a fucking idiot for not going the doctors yet, I will asap after this

Its sad that im never gonna be with another human and have a relationship wen i see others who are inlove i cry and realise how alone i am

>>37161780
What kinda stream? Seems TOO busy, I prefer a quiet chat.

>>37161737
politically related?

>>37161780
he goes around LA doing whacky shit.

Interacting with people on the street in a way that is abnormal. It's quite funny.

>>37161847
Yeah brexit and now the election. It would be better if everyone kept their views to themselves but it's apparently total acceptable to publicly state how you vote and why the other side is wrong.

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>Polls and Media said Brexit will lose
>Brexit won
>Polls and Media say Trump will lose
>Trump won
>Polls and Media says Labour can't win
>History may repeat itself
All we need is to spread the good sides of Jeremy and he WILL win. Unlike previews Labourers he has a plan and policies to stand behind. He WILL win, all he needs is our help.

>>37161808
I know lad

Its always worse this time of the week for me

>>37161894
Are you for labour increasing immigration of the islamic hordes ?

If it werent for them being all for a caliphate, they wouldve got my vote

>>37161894
>Austria
>Netherlands
>France

>>37161917
The conservatives are the ones that let the rapist in in the first place.

>>37161939
Those countries are literally the most irrelevant countries I can think of.

>>37161899
when i go outside it is the worst for me. i see happy couples. i sometimes see girls look at me, some even stare but i know i am too much of a mess to do anything.

>>37161945
Nice deflection but you didn't answer the question.

>>37161959
My point is, the 'muh polls' meme doesnt hold water anymore.

>>37161945
wtf I'll vote labour then

>>37161945
>>37161945


Yeah im not a cuckservative either dont worry your commie ass about that. I dont like how mummy may wants to invade my privacy and take daddys house away from me

I just cant believe you people actually think jeremy (and the rest of labour) arent as crooked as the rest of them

When was the last time we had a prime minister that wasnt one of them? Ill wait

>>37161884
Yeah, everyone has the right answer and all others are wrong.

The US election made me so jaded to all politics. Right or left, Trump or Hillary, idc dgaf anymore.

I suggest you check out Dave Rubin on youtube. I really like him. Principled, and brings on all sorts of people to just talk about their views and understand them.

>>37161962
Seeing people activly enjoy being with eachother and develop their friendships and relationships fucks me internally


I try to turn that pain into energy to help improve myself, for myself

Try and move your focus from them to you, it wont get you a gf, but it might get you some inner peace

>>37161699
Guy needed to finance his femdom and autogynophilia fetishes

>>37162057
i do focus on myself. i just feel like shit sometimes because i am tired of being lonely. i want to have someone special in my life.

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>it's a Britfeel is ruined by political discussion instead of just casually talking shit episode

>>37161894
I think Labour have got it 2bh.

Everyone I know, working class, are raving about the 10 squid an hour.

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>>37162143
I can talk shit if you want.

>>37162143
yeah, im fed up of politics. my friend kept going on about it today while i was trying to chill out. i dont study politics, i cant have a good conversation about it. i would rather talk shit about movies, books, music and my lack of gf

>>37162132
Me too anon, me too ;-;


Orejeeno

>>37162191
ok, but what is with the pic? are you a spanish?

>>37162192
yeah, it's all a waste of time in this country, it's slowly but steadily going downhill regardless of who you vote for

>go out friday night
>still hungover

fuck lads I didn't know this was even possible

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>>37162143
>>37162191
>>37162192
you lads like Cowboy Bebop?

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>>37162291
did you remember to have a glass of water before bed anon?

>>37162308
>you lads like Cowboy Bebop?

i watched three episodes of it recently because i kept hearing how good it was, and honestly, found it quite boring and haven't gone back to it

>>37162321
The same happened to me about halfway through. It's pretty good senpai, stick with it.

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>>37162321
>did you remember to have a glass of water before bed anon?

N-no, I never usually do but I did have a kebab that night before bed and those usually make me very thirsty anyways, so coupled with booze I was probably very dehydrated

>>37162356
yeah, that is what gets you, i did the same earlier in the week when i was drinking and had a headache most of next day

it's a real fucker

>>37162308
best anime desu m8

Incredible song coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8

>>37162308
Yes
>>37162255
Si. I only came here to advertise my rip-off thread.

>Labour
>Party of people who have never worked in their life

>Hammer and Sickle
>Emblem of university twits who have never done physical labour in their life

can't eat
eating is how I got fat

at least smack heads can forget about heroin forever
I still need to eat

>>37162459
>Si. I only came here to advertise my rip-off thread.

i don't think there are enough Spaniards to make it successful lad

>>37162615
Our unemployment is ~19% so we have enough NEETs to warren at least a few bots.

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>4am
>still wide awake

J U S T

>>37162476
That's how these things go lad

I find it odd how some commies can go their entire lives without understanding a fraction more than literally nothing about basic economics, or history for that matter

>>37162438
>not "Dah real folk baloos" or "IN DA RAIN"

Everyone knows the best songs are the instrumentals anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTMw7rEsDk

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>>37162647
>can't sleep no matter how hard I try

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>>37162647

>tfw peace and quiet

best time

Its the feeling like a piece of shit for waking up at 5pm that bothers me though

not tired enough to sleep
can't risk being alone with nothing but my own thoughts

>>37162647
yup. Except 5am. And I still wanna visit my grandma today. can't sleep though.

Just watched Spiderman 3 again, nowhere near as bad as I remember desu.

>>37162647
This is life. This is me. What can I do at 4am?

tempted to go out and buy Persona 5 tomorrow lads

anyone played it?

>>37162729
It's not bad, just feels like two movies crammed into one. And the Peter strutting scene is god-tier

>getting drunk in a expensive as fuck pub
>eating a horrible greasy kebab
It saddens me deeply that this is what British culture is.

>>37162803
>this is what British culture is

You define all of British culture by that one experience? It makes me laugh that this is what passes for critical thinking on your part.

>>37162784
It did feel as if there was a bit too much for one movie and things could have been less stuffed in, I enjoyed seeing symbiote Peter acting alpha though, before he went off the rails.

>>37162760
If you like jrpgs or other persons games you'll like p5, it's definitely one of the top games of this year

>>37162863
yeah think I'll get it, probably pricy though, doesn't seem to be much stock of it

>>37162831
Because it's true pal, I just got fired from the pub I worked in and I'm glad, you really want to see British spirit, it's just a bunch of old obese skinheads talking about why all their problems are caused by minorities and the occasional group of "lads" who act like complete cock heads, if anything, working that job has made me less patriotic about being British.

>>37162882

Right, but your experiences as a barman at a shit pub aren't indicative of a fundamental element of British culture, from which there is no escape.

>>37162966
I don't know between the hours I put in there and having to walk through the hub of my town on Friday nights to go home I'd say I've seen a lot Of The spectrum, I completely understand why these stereotypes exist, you can only see so many fat bitches spewing up chip shop curry down alleyways until you start to get a bit shaded, in no way do I lean towards this left wing younger generation buckshit but I do hold as much contempt for the opposite of them as well.

>>37162831
Not that lad but that's exactly British culture, what else is there to do

>>37163070
>in no way do I lean towards this left wing younger generation buckshit but I do hold as much contempt for the opposite of them as well.

Right, so you're just a surly twat then?

I mean, I'm not saying this stuff doesn't happen, it very obviously does. However, acting like it's the be all and end all of our nation's society is just daft.

Are we all actually doing labour lads or is it memes?
Please tell me I'm dense.

>>37163220
vote for what you believe in lad.

>>37163242
I'll vote for myself thanks.

>>37163194
But it is if your working class, sure there's the rich with their tea and crumpets but at the end Of The day were an entire nation built off of pubs and getting pissed on weekends, it's not like it isn't fun but I'm just saying when you spend so much time around those people in that environment you start to get tired of it fast until the point that you don't like to go out drinking anymore. I know I sound like A self righteous twat but trust me, you get tired of it really really quickly and you start to enjoy talking to foreigners who can usually speak better English than the shitheads who hate them just because they actually do other shit then go out and get pissed.

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>>37163220
>Voting for uncontrolled immigration

>>37163220
vote for what you want but just say you're voting for labour if anyone asks irl, otherwise you'll get normie plebs having a fucking fit

>>37162831
Exactly! He forgot about going home with a McDonald's, PFC, even shisk kebab after a few pints

>>37163220
>Choosing to vote at all in this election
Don't even try that moral fag "but people died for this" shit lads, there is literally no one worth voting for at all, all these ideas are shit and nothing's going to change, welcome to England everyone.

>>37163361
You're getting the same with the Tories so it is not like it matters.

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BUT YOU CAN SAY BABY, BABY CAN I HOLD YOOOOUUU TONIGHT.

OOOH IF I SAY THE RIGHT WORDS OOOOH AT THE RIGHT TIME, YOU'D BE MINE

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>sun goes down at half 9
>comes up by half 4

>>37163603
shut up you rude boy, it's big boy Brit bong talk in here, get that cancer away from our tea and our lottery scratch cards right now.

what are you cunts doing up at 5? i was planning on playing some dota but eu west is cancer at this time xdxd

>>37163637
I can't sleep, I want to exercise but my flatmate is asleep, I'll probably just have a fap and play the last of us for a bit soon.

>>37163637
Playing 30 minutes of a game then switching the game and doing the same.

>>37163637
Work boss.
Get to drive home and jump in bed in about half an hour.

>>37163637

I went to bed early because I'm a good lad.

>>37163637
oh just the usual non stop existential crisis and lack of desire to sleep or do anything beside browsing 4chan, not much

Is it bad I dont know how to drive a manual car? is that normal?

do you have to downshift before ypu stop or can you just put it in neutral?

Today was one of the best days I've had in a long time, I got to play some dark souls 2 coop with a cute boy

>>37163737
well I can't drive any vehicle, never saw the point when public transport can take you almost anywhere that isn't in the middle of fucking no where.

>>37163749
are you a gay boi ?
Do you like boi puss puss ?

You Sick fuck

>>37163789
I am a degenerate beyond saving, but you can rest easy knowing that because I'm gay, I will never pass on my genes.

>>37163813
Nah I don't care, I'm secure in my masculinity unlike most Of The closet homosexuals on here, have you ever fucked a dude or been fucked ?

>>37163855
I have fugged the cute boy I was on about because he just so happens to be my bf, I'm not into getting fucked though, I wouldn't ever want that, or sucking a dick.

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>>37163888
kek, spicy, good for you anon, thrust away.

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>>37163637
im actually playing a game of dota now, its cancer all the time

>>37163888
nice trips, how'd you meet your bf?

>>37164036
4chan, /v/

>>37164086
>/v/

sorry about that

>>37164119
He's not what you'd expect from there.

>>37164145
so he's not a big fat autistic drooling neet who jerks it to animu ?

>>37164189
Twink blondie cutie that is way too good for me and will probably realise that one day.

>>37164220
Eh, at least you've fucked if he does, I'm still not gay guiz 100% garunteeee

Another day lads.

Didn't realise we had so many reddit communists in this general

Seriously, have you only just gotten into politics? Are you seriously voting Labour?

>>37164521
most people here have never had a job or paid taxes, their only concerns are bennies and internet.

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>>37164415
another day
>>37164521
why who are you voting for? all the main parties are functionally the same, its just a different flavoured pile of shit

I think labour have online shills infiltrating britfeel because they know its the key to the country

>tfw nipples are very hairy for some reason

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>when Britfeel slows to a crawl and your still awake at 6am and alone

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>>37165147
trying to sleep here desu

>>37163693
Just put my head on the pillow
Time to bite down haha jk
Nn lads

>>37165147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a22Q9iwTVoI

Watch ASMR with me since you're up

tired of all this /pol/ nonsense, how can these retards wearing pepe hats and talking about kekistan not realise how fucking retarded it looks, it's like the new fedora atheism but worse.

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>>37165361
alright lad why not

at least shes not completely whispering into the mic and making mouth noises I guess

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This is my sunset overdrive waifu, when she runs you can see her pantsu.

Ebina is shit and Umara was a meme chinese cartoon!

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Anyone other lads wageslaving today?

At least I have the next three days off desu~

What are the rest of you going to do today?

>>37165885
Do NOT talk to me until ive finished my Cuppa, Wagey.

>>37165885
go to sleep and be suicidal probs dunno what order

>>37165974
H-have you finished yet?

>>37166085
Sorry to hear that anon. Any particular reason why you feel that way? I think you should try going to sleep, you might even feel better when you wake up!

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>>37166215
same shit everyday, I'll go to sleep and wake up and repeat it again tommorow

at least my car will be unblocked tommorow so maybe I can go for a nightdrive

>>37166292
EbinaLad I thought you were trying to fix your sleep schedule?

And I think you should go for a night drive. Doing different things breaks up the monotony of a routine and makes each day more memorable~

Gonna have a toasted ham sandwich with some scrambled eggs i think.

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Why haven't you chosen to be happy yet?

>>37166350
I did reset it then, but I'm more miserable during the day and tend to eat more at night fter being awake. I sleep 12-14 hours so I wake up in the evening even if I go to sleep early

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>>37166407
That's alright then senpai. Nothing wrong with being nocturnal if it works for you lad~

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not a good start to the day lads

I just woke up from three consecutive nightmares which all involved me killing myself (the last one involved me smashing my mirror with a hammer and then hammering a shard into my neck) even though my real life is finally improving

I feel anxious/scared/sad but my local GP practice is closed :(

>>37166483
Ring 111 instead, or if you feel you're really about to kill yourself then ring 999 and tell them you've been stabbed - they will prioritise you higher that way and are required to help regardless of whether you lied

>>37166386
I knew though of this thanks

>>37166483
take away the dream and hammer and you have me

>>37166540
no worries friend
it's surprising how many people never realise they can just choose to not be sad anymore

If you don't give me some (you)'s RIGHT NOW im going to do something reckless!

>>37166509
I think I can hold out, though i'm still a little worried as the feeling is lingering

It's just very traumatic for me to be dragged straight back into that dark state of mind of me being on the edge of killing myself and all the grief I had a few months back

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@37166603
prove it
this is an original post btw

>>37166553
you sharded your neck?

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Dont test me!

originally

>>37166612
literally crying for the first time in years

stop looking for pity, I been in a psychward before and don't type bullshit for attention I'm sick of you all complaining you are sometimes worse than the fucking normies

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@37166663
why not tbqh desu?

hello /greggslad/ i'm dronk, lol haha

>>37166712
i'm not looking for pity i'm looking for somebody to talk to because I have nobody in real life

it helps

>>37166752
temporary relief doesn't solve the problem

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IM NOT FUCKING PLAYING GIVE ME SOME (YOU)'S OR YOU'LL REGRET THIS DAY

>>37166771
it does when it's a temporary relapse, as I said my life is generally improving

why are you even arguing with me

>>37166778
you better not vote for tory's

>>37166801
stop replying then and because im jealous that you fix your life while I have my illness for life

morning lads

gotta return a game to CEX later, bastards better not give me the run around.

what you lads up to today

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@37166778
come now, you're a big boy

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>Documents have surfaced showing Corbyn and Abbott worked with the IRA

Is Labour finished?

I am definitely posting a new pic soon

Might or might not wait for my new glasses to arrive

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Me describing the future of the UK

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>>37167419
me just after voting for corbyn

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goodnight lads

hope I won't wake up today tbqh. But I will and the cycle shall continue

>>37167557
Your sleeping pattern is even worse than mine.

Anybody watch Charles the iii?

Why the singing in Latin at the Queens funeral

>>37167623
this has been my sleep pattern for the last 7 years give or take

9-11am till 4-6pm with periods of varying extremes in between

>>37167696
Latin is the official language of the church, and the monarch is head of the church

>>37167730
The Catholic church.

We're Protestant

>>37167745

Anglicanism is a bit different than other protestant denominations like Anabaptists etc.

20 years old, 5'11, 10 stone, B cup boobs, fujoshi
I only usually browse /a/
Never had a bf, never had sex, only guys to kiss me were too drunk to think
Just came here to ask, would robots be willing to date me, or am I too low for r9k?

Why are people here voting Conservative exactly?

>>37167880
I dislike poor people

>See Pedro has made an /espanafeel/
>Decide I'll give it a few sympathy bumps
>Open link
>Already archived

We really are the only ones who can pull this of

Dunno why the papers thought this film about Charles would promote republicanism lads.

If anything it makes me wish we actually had a monarch that stood up for what is right

>>37167876
i would be willing to date you providing i could have sex with you

>>37167876

Posting a random string of stats means nothing. We'd need pics to make valid judgement.

>>37167876
I know a robot who loves tall girls so you do have hope.

>>37167876
>several people have tired to kiss you
please stop

>>37167876

Wouldn't date, would fuck, that is assuming you're a female and not a 'female :3'

>>37167022
Good luck lad. Probably just going to laze about today, starting off with a jam donut for brekkie.

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>>37162647
>tfw slept properly for the first time in months
Feels good
Post waifus

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>>37168312

DYNAMIC POSE waifu pic

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whose your family voting for lads?

>>37167876
yeah post contact info pls

>>37161101
How about
>never even been liked by or held hands with a girl
>escorts turned me down on the two times I tried going to them
>never had a friend round for tea
>never been invited to a birthday party
>bullied relentlessly at school, even one of the teachers nicknamed me "Slingblade"
>dropped out of college without any AS levels
>been NEET for 6 years

And then we get utter cunts like you coming in telling us how great your school life was and that girls were kissing you just for fun.
Absolute wanker. Hope you get sucked under a bus.

>>37167022
i once bought a couple of games from cex but when i got back home one of the cases was empty. i was too much of a pussy to go back though.

>>37168392

How have you been turned down by escorts? They have sex with old men for a living.

>>37168371
My dad is voting conservative, my mum and sister are voting labour.

>>37168371

Mum labour, Dad UKIP

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>tfw haven't washed in five days so my crotch is really pungent

what was your nickname in school lads? mine was danger mouse because i barely talked and i climbed up and jumped down from things all the time.

>>37168460
Mine was one of this list
>cunt
>prick
>tosser
>homo
>bender
>gaylord
>batty boy
>four eyes
>bum boy
>thickie
>retard
>bitch

Plus many more

if you can't tell I was bullied

got an absolutely rotten cold lads

supposed to have a shift tonight and I haven't slept a wink

>>37168422
first time
>outside building she works in
>ring her up as instructed to let her know I'm there, looking up at the windows as I do
>see the curtain flutter when I'm telling her I'm outside
>she couldn't be more obvious
>"awh sorry babes I'm overbooked today so I won't be able to spend time with you sorry"
>she hangs up on me and I'm left there like a pleb

second time
>going to see an asian girl in london
>her english is ok and I actually make it inside the apartment
>we're having a drink and chatting, been about 15 minutes at this point so I try to make a move to touch her
>she recoils and tells me that I'm only paying for her time and that she doesn't feel in the mood
>sitting there with a limp dick in awkward silence as we watch jeremy kyle for ten minutes before I leave

Never again.

>>37168460
harry potter, because I looked like harry potter

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>>37166483
Had a nightmare where my dad died whilst I was at my old work, then proceeded to suicide, even though my quality of life is improving too.

>>37168460
The Stalker

I had no friends so I would hang around other groups and if they tried to make me leave I'd heem the leader and stay sitting with them, laughing at their jokes and forcing myself into their conversations.

>>37168525

Be honest, how horrific looking are you?

just had some utter gash pain au chocolat from mark's and spencer's

>>37168563
does that mean it was good or bad

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Reminder that Ian Huntley's conviction was not unanimous and 1 juror gave a non-guilty verdict

>>37168554
I've always been told I'm handsome so I don't know what the problem is, I'm a little overweight but that's it.

>>37168460
Clown, because I was always smiling, that stopped after I started getting bullied

>>37168569
you never used the word gash, lad?

>>37168607
only heard it to refer to vagina

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You suddenly wake up one day to find yourself in Mumbai. You're in a moderately well off part of town, most of the men you see are wearing suits, but there are also a noticeable amount of beggars around.

You too are wearing a suit, albeit a bit scruffy. You have 600 pounds worth of rupees on you, but nothing else.

Wat do?

>>37168688

Check mission objectives
Look at minimap for marker

>Work in 4 hours

kill me

>>37168688

Get a flight home

>>37168572

Maybe you just got a couple of bitches, find an eastern European, they have to do it otherwise their pimp will beat the shit out of them.

>>37168525


>paying for dumb broads

Found your problem

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who #forthemany here?

Can't wait till labour gain seats and Maybot is uprooted

>>37169005
How do you feel about Corbs and Abbott openly supporting the IRA?

"(On referring to the IRA) Every victory against the British is a victory for all of us" - Abbott

>>37169005
I can't see it happening, m8

Also voting for our NEET lord and master.

>>37169017
Couldn't give a toss.

>>37161198
this is like boston (lincolshire) in a nutshell

>>37169017
I wouldn't care if the republic got the north back desu, I'm sick of it.

Let them vote for what they want, by the looks of things SF will win as a tory leadership drags on anyway.

As for Dianne Abbot I think labour played their cards wrong not throwing her off a bridge after her car crash interveiw BUT the tories have the equally bumbling Johnson so it's tit for tat.

>>37169062
So you're ok with having terrorist supporters ruling Britain?

>>37169088
>Let them vote for what they want

They voted to stay part of the UK

>BUT the tories have the equally bumbling Johnson so it's tit for tat.

When did Boris Johnson declare his support for terrorists?

>>37169110
>They voted to stay part of the UK

In the fucking 70s, times change

>>37169135
>times change

Yeah support for united Ireland is falling, not even the republic want it now.

>>37169165
>not even the republic want it now.

Can you really blame them? Anyway given brexit I think support for a United Ireland is a lot higher than the last poll on the issue

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>>37169110
>They voted to stay part of the UK

Look up Sinn Fein, their votes are at an all time high atm thanks to tory leadership.

If trends continue it will happen in a matter of years.

>>37169110
>M-muh terrorist sympathizers

the queen shook hands with one of these "terrorists" if you will remember.

But yet you will shit on Corbyn for it?

>>37169090
What part of "couldn't give a toss" confused you?

Hardcore IRA are all shitting in nappies, have dementia or dead

Not to mention I don't live in a major city anyway, so normies being BTFO doesn't affect me.

>>37169184
Go back to /r/europe if you don't know how the UK fucking works

>Ooo Scotland Northern Ireland and Wales will definitely leave honhonhonhon

>Actuall terrorist supporters on /britfeel/

Wew lads

>niamh
>siobhan
>sinead
>aisling

Why are Irish names so ugly?

>>37169227
No french influence in their language

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>>37169188
>Shaking hands for the papers is the same as declaring you agree with their goals.
>Shaking hands for the papers is the same as saying that every victory the IRA had against Britain was a good thing.


What did he mean by this?

>>37169227
>Why are Irish names so ugly?
It's what happens when the mentally handicapped name children

>>37169227
Celtic languages are ugly as shit

Labour: Party of IRA supporters that hate Britain

Tories: Party of complete cunts that hate all of us

Looks like it's Lib Dem for me lads.

>>37169289
Or you could go further right instead of going deeper into that file of shit

>>37169289

Vote green

>>37169310
>A non centrist party ever getting elected in Britain

No chance

>>37169227
much like arabic, it's a backwards, primitive, really old language that's stuck in the dark ages.

arabic hasn't been updated because it's sacred, and so it still sounds like a really awful, ugly old way of speaking that's completely out of date, while irish died out because it was useless in our kingdom, much like scottish gaelic. yet you get these people who think it's important to carry on speaking a dead language

it's sort of like if English people named their children stuff like Elswyth or Wilbur, it sounds daft because it's stuck in centuries gone by.

>>37169331
Worth a bloody try.
And I'm sure you'll be okay losing seeing as you're going for the libdems

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Blimey, even the irish hate the irish, lads

>>37169202
Orange paddy, go back to eirefeel

>Labour simply cannot be allowed to be in power. They are a threat to national security.- David Cameron
>"every defeat of the British state is a victory for all of us" - Shadow home secretary Dianne Abbott

Where were you when you realised Cameron wasn't making this shit up?

>>37169245
Ah no lad

the Queen must be a massive cuck supporting the IRA to be seen in public with him, good thing we have these telegraph/mail articles to warn us about her links.

Personally I think we should exhume Oliver Cromwell, that would give us the strong and steady leadership we need. Fuck the paddies

Daily reminder that Irish Republicans are better than Unionists

They don't constantly whinge about the situation in NI like unionists do.

We literally couldn't give a shit if Ireland took NI off our hands, we'd gain about 11 billion a year from the fact we no longer have to subsidise you.

>>37169383
Both Labour and Tories are happy to bring in a fuckton of paki cock. How on earth am I supposed to care anymore?

>Proddies acting holier-than-thou on terrorism.

You were both as bad as each other desu

>>37169383
Ah yes

Mr 400k immigrants a year Cameron, Mr bomb Libya and fuck it all to pieces. Mr extra porn laws and internet surveillance

What's with all the anti irish sentiment lately? They're scum sure, but I don't really want to talk about scum

>>37169405
>>37169426
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SURRRRENDAAAAH

Reminder that loyalists killed more civilians than republicans both in raw numbers and percentage terms.

>>37169440
>What's with all the anti irish sentiment lately?

Some Northern Irish cunt has started posting.

They cannot talk about anything other than 'muh troubles' and 'muh papist teorrists' etc etc

>The Queen has died

What is your reaction?

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>>37169455
looks about the same 2bh

Loyalists killed more loyalists than the Republicans did.

Republicans killed more Republicans than the loyalists did.

Why are paddies shit at war?

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>>37169487
Something like this 2bh

>>37169502

In numbers it's about the same, but less than half of Republican killings were civilians, about 90% of loyalist killings were

>>37169485
British people that don't condemn the actions of the IRA make me sick.

>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-sliced-nose-kitchen-knife-10463834
who was it

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>>37169520
>going by percentages to make republicans seem better when they killed far more people

>>37169338
Bit of bad linguistics in this post

What the fuck does "out of date" even mean? It's still used by millions of speakers, therefore it's quite the opposite of "out of date". Admittedly, the writing is not the same as the speaking, but still.

Icelandic has barely evolved as a language for centuries, but no one thinks its "out of date"

>>37169520
The republicans killed more English civilians tho so I hate them more.

>>37169502
>Le British security forces were le evil!
>Killed the least people of any group

>>37169502
>republicans killed more Republicans than any other group
paddies really are thick

>>37169530

I condemn the IRA, but I also condemn loyalist paramilitaries, and I don't condemn peaceful republicans.

I'd sooner NI was united with the republic, but it's a way off yet.

>>37169553
This. No one gives a shit about the Irish.

popping to heron frozen food lads, anyone want anything?

>>37169566
Why are you even in /britfeel/ then? Why don't you fuck off to /eirefeel/?

>>37169594

Why the fuck should I go to Eirefeel just because some orange paddy is getting his jimmies rustled, you're the paddy, you go to eirefeel

>>37169552
the langauge is being kept on life support by some irish people, but they don't appreciate that they're speaking a really antiquated language that naturally died out centuries ago. It's very much like if English nationalists tried to resurrect Old English for example. Modern English is not some colonial tool of oppression that Irish people are speaking, it's totally different to the English spoken centuries ago, and it's the language that pretty much everyone in Europe under the age of 30 speaks near fluently, so being nationalistic and trying to rid yourself of English is a backwards and out of date step by the Irish.

>>37169610
If you're not a paddy why are you a self-hating cuck? Why do you hate Britain so much?

>>37169635

I don't hate Britain, I hate Ulster though (part of Ireland)

>>37169650
>not hating all of ireland
Fuck off

>>37169650
>I don't hate Britain but I want it to lose territory

I SAID I'M GOING TO HERON FROZEN FOODS ANYONE WANT ANYTHING?

>>37169657

What is the point of keeping NI though? What do we gain out of it?

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>>37169670

Get us some potato waffles m8 Also a spinach and ricotta pizza if they've got one, doesn't matter if they don't

>>37169670
They always do really cheap sweets and chocolate, get me some would you lad~

>>37169623
I'm talking about Arabic, not Irish

How did Irish naturally die out? It's not like that Cornish shit where it's artificially brought back to life (and Hebrew, which was a success).

People have always spoke it natively, and will continue to for at least the next 100 years.

>and trying to rid yourself of English

Literally no one is doing this. I know this is hard to imagine for monolingual idiots, but you can know multiple languages at the same time.

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Visit Aierlan

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>tfw the only thread getting replies is the British one
How you guys holding up?

>>37169676
We get to not lose more prestige than we already have.

Britain has lost it's empire and now it's at a stage where it's struggling to even keep territory inside it's own borders

Fermenter is bubbling away nicely lads.

Will have cider in a week.

Should I join the anime society at Uni when I go in September?

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>>37169762
join the Zhongwen society

>>37169725

>It's another episode of orange paddy struggles to persuade English people why they should continue paying his bennies.

>>37169766
No that's gay

[Spoiler]bdjsns oregano[/spoiler]

>>37169762
If you're autistic you'll be at home

Honestly couldn't care less about Northern Irish

youre fucking irish lads get over it, why should more British soldiers die for you scum

what exactly do you give to the union

>>37169693
just because a handful of people on the west coast kept speaking it doesn't count as keeping it alive and mean it should be brought back

there are still people in Yorkshire who speak their dialect of Old English mixed with Old Norse, doesn't mean anyone thinks it should be preserved and especially encouraged

>>37169718
Pretty good lad, got some motivation in me for the first time in a while

>>37169814
>youre fucking irish lads get over it

well, except for the fact most of them are Scottish colonials

but then the English still got bombed for that anyway

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Bargain hunt is on BBC 1 lads

>>37169813
Yeah but is it just gonna be a bunch of failed normies who watched deathnote and that's it?

>>37169860
I went to the one at my old uni a couple of times and they certainly were not failed normies

Anyone else in Birmingham? There's a new radio station, 93.5fm.

Voting lib Dems. Anyone with me?

I support the Tories on Brexit, labour manifesto is good, but nationalisation and borrowing. Leaves only the LDs!

>>37169907

Just listened to that, christ it was awful.

>>37169670
Get me some of their popcorn chicken, lad

>>37169890
Ok thanks finally I'll have people to be autistic with irl since all my friends are normies or failed normies

>>37169932
Fucking Kifur scum. May Allah punish you for your insults!

As far as I can tell, the BNP are only standing 1 candidate at the general election. In Bishop Auckland

>>37169947
is it a new radio station for taxi drivers then?

>>37169955

Actually, it's 2, one in Bexleyheath too

>>37169975
It was advertised on a banner outside the Birmingham Mosque. Tuned in for about 2 minutes to listen. God it was awful.

>go to walk dog in cemetary every day
>walk past war memorial and graves
>someone's put little australian flags in about half of them

dunno why my local regiment had so many aussies, or maybe their kids all moved there or something, seems a bit of a trip just to visit a memorial desu

why has the queen of /britfeel/ hannah been removed from op?

do you guys even /britfeel/?

>>37170055
service station anon is the queen of /britfeel/

>>37170055

We're not like those yank faggots, we don't have a 'queen' of /britfeel/ that we orbit.

>>37170060

Absolutely this, he has earned his place on the throne with his glorious stories, we don't need some roastie.

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>tfw one of these days you will have a coffee with Service Station anon at Warwick services

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>>37168353
>portfolio goes up by 100 bongs overnight
>there are people in this thread right now that aren't taking /biz/ memes as gospel

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>>37168312
>tfw, was expecting a nice comfy day of vidya while waiting for amazon. but me being useless I got the delivery time wrong, so now have to wait for the neighbour to get back

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>Speedcubing
>Very robotic/autistic jobby
>70,000 people have competed officially
>Probably 1,000,000 do it at home unoficially
>Struggle to find other cubers on /r9k/

Already depressed as fuck as is and now I find out my dad has managed to fucking trash a 100 or so quid model I dedicated hours of my life to assembling and painting.

I had to stand there and say "it's okay don;t worry about it" for a minute while he tried to apologise but honestly I'm just in a fucking rage inside.

>>37170130
What did you order from amazon?

>>37170198
>actually just standing there taking it and not smacking him in the face and taking his eye as just vengeance for what he took from you

whats for lunch lads?
cheese on toast for me

>tfw live in jezzas constituency

>>37170215
Tin of rice pudding. I only just woke up

its grandads birthday and the family are coming round for a tea party.

i'm cowering in my room, feigning an illness so i don't have to go see them.

my two little cousins have hijacked my switch and they're all playing mario kart.

shall i go full autismo rage?

>>37170055
In two minds about this. She is a well known brit but i heard her vids were a bit dodgy.

>>37170165
I want to do this. Would put my thumb twiddling to use.
>tfw you make actual thumb twiddling a hobby in your school

been sleeping from 8pm last night till 1pm now lads.

feels good, im just trying to starvw myself with dnp and low carb.

i just want time to pass as fast as possible

>>37170207
A new toy for the catto, saw 1 an anon had 1 for his cats and I thought instead of wasting that money on drugs for me I would treat the cat instead

bought a fleshlight. kinda intimidated by it.

>order some shoes online
>looks good, right size
>go to pick them up
>the colour is completely different to what was displayed online

Clarks have no concept of what navy is. These shoes were bright fucking blue.