Anybody here ever read the Well-Cultured Anonymous? Is it any good for the average robosperg?
>>37226173
Forgot the link: https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/The-Return-of-the-Well-Cultured-Anonymous
by well-cultured, you probably mean some ugly obese beta lanket rotting white male who watched anime once and thinks he is welcome in japan
he also drinks green tea once and thinks he's confucius
no, you and none of your peers are cultured in any way.
>>37226196
>Being this much of a newfag
Really nigger?
What resources do you NEETs use to practice your mathematics so you don't stagnate and become a brainlet?
Neets are all brainlets though.
I dont, i feel like ive become fuckin retarded over the years
>>37226060
Not if you practice your mathematics.
Why do people who typically draw/animate crudely in this generic "cartoony" art style always seem to be pedophiles? I'm serious, you can go on deviantart right now, find any drawing obviously by a kid, and eventually find some guy who draws like this grooming kids in the comments. A lot of anime fans don't stray to loli, so why do so many American animation fans jerk off to children? Check out /aco/ and /trash/, there are wayyyy too many pictures depicting underage kids in sexual encounters.
Hell, take a look at notorious pedophile and fart fetishist (a lot of them seem to have a strange fascination with feces, too) animatedjames who has literally groomed a girl nearly 7-8 years younger than him at 22. He's drawn so much of this weird shit, babies and underage rabbits farting and pooping on eachother, what the fuck? How do we fix this?
Origanal buomp
>how do we fix this
literally nothing short of culling
>>37225776
cal-arts are a jewish invention
>Hapa guys can't alph-
>>37225504
Wait what's the sentence supposed to be? "Hapa guys can't alpha" are you fucking retarded?
he's the ugliest fucking hapa i've ever seen in my life holy jesus lolololololol
>>37225560
*can't be alpha
I finally got a gf, and she hates sex. Should I just kill myself already?
>>37225465
Depends, have you fucked her or not?
If you have, just get good.
If you haven't then it means that she has had bad sexual experiences in the past, try to dig deeper to find out why she hates sex. If she doesn't like it because she was abused or something, then it means you need to gain her trust. If its because she just hasn't had good sex, you need to convince her that you're good at fucking.
>>37225465
>she hates sex.
LMAO she just hates you
>>37225465
She hates sex with you, but not with Chad.
Could suicide by dehydration be a pretty reliable and painless method?
>>37225421
>death by dehydration
>painless
???
>>37225421
>painless
Sure if you want to feel your organs shutting down and your body slowly drying up, fucking idiot.
Unless it's medically assisted you're probably going to fuck it up. You'll start hallucinating very bad very quickly, and your survival instincts will kick in and make you freak out. Shooting and jumping are the only completely painless methods, freezing and drowning are relatively painless as well.
What was your life like in 1999?
primary school I geuss
>>37225370
I wasn't born yetThat was a joke please don't ban me
I remember being scared shitless of Y2K.
Can we talk about autistic things that we do every day? I'll start:
>can't eat anything unless I have something to watch
>like drinking water but can never drink it with food
>can't go outside without my headphones
>can't simply say "excuse me" if someone is in my way and have to walk out of my way to get around them
>stutter or mix up words and then just cut off my sentence and let the other person talk
>Hope and pray that no one talks to me when I'm out
>alternate between looking at my phone and putting hands in my pocket when walking as I don't know what to do with my hands
>browse this board
Anyone else wanna contribute?
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Self bumperino
Orignello
>>37225193
this has to be the most generalistic "I am socially awkward" post I have ever seen. None of these are 'autistic' you absolute 18 year old without a single problem in his life.
>b-but muh autism I don't know what do with my h-hands!!!
stop, you are a retard. Half of these are self-imposed. You can easily just learn to stop doing these things if you actually took the time to change them.
don't post ever again, you stealth reddit 18 year old "haha I'm so anti social and awkward" normie filth.
>>37226474
Thanks, y-you too
Orgnl
Opiates General
>I'm a beginner and I took 3 5mg Oxycodone pills with acetamenophan an hour ago and a 4th pill 10 minutes ago. I ate prior to the initial 3. I feel drowsiness, but no euphoria or anything. When will I feel something?
lame maybe you need to graduate to something heavier
>>37225234
>oxycodone is all I have at the moment. Recomendations?
>>37225250
go buy a bag of heroin and inject it into your dick vein
Mental illness feels
>get yelled at by your family for washing your hands too much
>tfw talking to people just makes you wash them even more
>>37225102
>wanna relax for a bit, clear my mind
>end up dissociating reality and thinking I'm doing things that I'm not actually doing like riding my bike and the getting hit by a bus or picking flowers that turn out to be little people who I've accidentally gravely injured
>have to actively remember how ridiculous these involuntary situations are to "come back" and remember that it's not actually happening
There is no peace or silence for me
>>37225206
dissociating from
and then getting hit by a bus
u kno what I mean sempai
I want to reboot my brain
>>37225102
I got put in a psyche ward for 10 days I had a psuchotic episode first time ever at 19 walking to work I dont remember doing it but was tolled I pulled my pants off at a bilusy intersection and began shaking my penis at cars screaming, I was lucky I didnt get charged I'm on meds now
Are emos completely extinct?
Unfortunately no, they still exist just lesser numbers now. Also most "emos" now just express their "depression" through post-ironic memes.
So, they're kinda still around.
>>37225075
No. My friend's hot sister wants/ed to hook me up with her emo friend.
im still alive unfortunately
"Manlets can't figh-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdiK-LUU6xo
Um sweetie try again
>>37224860
the camera dude is fucking based
>>37224860
tall guy felt sorry for the manlet, that's why he didn't fuck his shit up
Most successful MMA fighters are in the 5'5 to 5'10 range because its really fucking easy to topple over lanklets.
Daily reminder that if you disagree with the ambitionless middle class drug addict living at their parents house who just posted this on their Facebook feed, it's because you're basically Hitler and too stupid to even see it.
Is this about feminism or what?
Yoir post is so long i refuse to read it.
>fucking mumbling "um excuse me" at attendees of the function you've been hired to serve at in the fucking middle of a toast
Paula, you fucking bitch, they're trying to listen.
Isn't it ironic that a bombing happen so close to Elliot day?
>>37224621
I like to imagine that whenever one of these terror events hits something with lots of Stacies in it like that concert, Elliot had some sort of little part in letting it happen from up in heaven.
>ironic
Don't use words you don't understand, anon, it makes you look dumb.
>>37224621
no, what's ironic is that this board idolizes Elliot Rodger when he'd hate most of the anons here for the same reasons he hated and killed his roommates
>having heart palpitations because I have to get a haircut
Some of us weren't made for this world
What's stopping you from cutting your own hair?
Invest in a hair clipper set and you'll save yourself from awkward interactions with the hair cutting roasties for life. As well as save money!
>>37224601
So take yourself out of it.
>>37224656
Not skilled enough