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Fembots don't exist for any other reason other than to be raped.

>>37688186
kys thanks

There's a girl I met on here and I like her a lot. She's very cute and I hope I get to meet her in person sometime in the fututre.

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>>37688067

because Im rich af nigga.and getting /fit/

I don't want some roastie relationship though who will jew me out half of my stack.

I'll just bang thots on tinder.

>>37688107
>rich af
>on r9k
Mmm hmmm

Yeah, I'd also totally expend my free time on imageboards if I ever had extensive expendable income

>>37688067
What lead you to believe I think these things? What board do you think you're on?

>>37688053
go fuck yourself

get back to /soc/, you fucking pieces of shit

one out of every ten markers is a "female"
this is an asteroid belt of beta orbiters
give up already on making friends too

>>37688103
>one out of every ten markers is a "female"
sounds about right for 4chan demography

Eggs, oatmeal, beans, rice, frozen vegetables, carrots, bell peppers, bananas, whole chickens, and peanut butter.

Dried uncooked beans in bulk.
Rice in bulk.
Look for deals on in-season veggies.

Those above three things are really basic. Invest in a bunch of spices and cookware if you don't have it and learn to cook meals from scratch.

>>37688023
You could eat fast food ( the necessary kcal per day) and then fill your stomach with paper. It's cheap, doesn't do any bad things to your body....
you could also buy those pens with minty/ strawberry smells. If you draw some useless stuff and then put that tiny pice of paper on your mouth you would be tricking your stomach

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Reminder to not hate.

>>37688011
to be fair for an aspergient inarticulate fuck this nigga has been on local news a fair amount in his day

>>37688168
The news specifically singles people like this out. Why would they want normal people with insightful comments infecting the minds of their viewers?

What are CD's??
They look like little books.

Yeah. I "collect" CDs. Really, I just buy the CDs of albums or bands I like which is pretty normie. It's interesting to note my change in tastes over the years. I'm at about 140 CDs now, maybe a little more since I've lent some to friends that I forget to take back. Some are pretty rare and would go for a pretty penny on Ebay.

tomboyish love > my love feels all wrong

theres a difference between a lame trip and a bad trip.
you didnt even give yourself ptsd or get arrested or lose all your friends or end up in the psych ward. consider yourself lucky.

if you had stopped focusing on not having music and focused on what you do have you probably wouldve enjoyed it lol. now i get that you had a lame trip and i sympathize with you because ive had shit like that happen on trips (like one where the toilet started overflowing so i had to clean up a flooded bathroom while peaking) but you are very lucky if this is the worst trip youve had, and i recommend you be very cautious in the future, cause i get the feeling an actual bad trip on a high dose would be crippling for you

whos that on the pic?

>>37688237
This. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and don't drive while you're tripping. You may think you're driving fine but you're not and you're a hazard to everyone on and even near the road. Don't be a selfish dick

Fuck no. That pussy probably has cobwebs by now.

>>37687919
No. I don't want to babysit a retard who will just give me stress. Theres a reason they're a 40 year old virgin

>>37687934
No abortions though so its not haunted.

>story doesn't end with him getting his mom pregnant

Why cant normies just fuck off we aren't interested in your blog faggot

Dress up in qt clothes and greet your mummy at the door with:
>"Sowwy mommy, nyaa~"
Then do a qt cat themed pose and see what happens

So when are you going to like good anime

he was in vietnam
he once chased off a tiger
he survived legionnaires disease
he died last year

>>37687789
He's an asshole. Hope I never see him again.

He's not too smart, and he was a delinquent growing up, but he was a much better father than anybody expected of him.

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>>37687520
>over the internet
>cuddling afterwards

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it gets boring after a while

trust me

>>37687943
like this:

>*cuddles* ;3

>>37687478
Sure.

Well I just think he's a great person. I really look up to him and have a lot of respect for him. We share similar interests and views, both introverts, etc. He kind of has a teacher-like quality, he's great at explaining things and helping others. He's working hard to do the things he loves and I admire that too. If I ask him about something simple he always puts a lot of thought and detail into it when he didn't need to. He's not especially expressive but he's a somewhat emotional person behind that. He has a great imagination. He's also kind of autistic about organization and I find it endearing. Above all we just connect really well. It makes me happy when he smiles, when he's happy. Just being around him, just us being in each other's lives, makes me very happy. There's no way of could type everything I love about him, there's too many things.

This was embarrassing to type out, hope it helped anon.

>>37687644
tldr he pays for me

>>37687663
He doesn't buy things for me.

the hot ones are all out getting railed by chad not fucking reading books lol

>>37687602
I never said hot

>>37687602
>>37687625

Or are we considering all not-fat girls to also be hot?

girls don't do the "subtle hints" thing they used to do. girls these days will straight up tell you they want you to fuck them.

that being said, if she hasn't said anything of that sort to you, then she doesn't like you.

it's actually a lot simpler of a system now. no more guessing and speculating

She will try to get you to notice her, e.g. by looking at you, standing near you, mentioning you by name, etc.

The only girl that liked me kept coming to my house uninvited and texting me about her gay fucking dog so I guess that

I would probably contemplate on how shitty I am for going through another person's private files, followed my insisting that you kill yourself for being an utter hack OP.

>>37687408
It's just curiosity, anon.

oregon

>>37687431
More like wanting to find dirt on him desu