Your waifu does not exist

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>>37688067

because Im rich af nigga.and getting /fit/

I don't want some roastie relationship though who will jew me out half of my stack.

I'll just bang thots on tinder.

>>37688107
>rich af
>on r9k
Mmm hmmm

Yeah, I'd also totally expend my free time on imageboards if I ever had extensive expendable income

>>37688067
What lead you to believe I think these things? What board do you think you're on?

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>>37688140

my crypto investments are in the mid six figures and my programming job is also pretty decent income.

Alas, i'm also a social autist in which also being a skelly makes me repulsive to females.

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>>37688197
>What lead you to believe I think these things?
Reality.

>>37688245
>programmer
>investments total 6 figs
>"rich af"

>>37688365

I'm only 24 bro, I'd like to see your stats.

>>37688365
>Reality.
Reality told you that I think I can get a perfect qt virgin gf? wut

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>>37688067
>your waifu does not exist
She's real, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Arthur
But I know it doesn't matter how much I love her because she'll never give a damn about me

>>37688410
Never said I was rich. My take home's around 100k a year, but that's just upper middle class.

I could care less about making more. I wouldn't trade my job for a higher paying one unless it's for my boss's place

>>37688589
Misread your post.

A better answer would be "most of the people on this board".

>>37688599
>she's real
>King Arthur
???