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You dont. You find a like minded side piece and bang her occasionally.

>>18640378
You start doing kinky stuff like making her suck your toes or calling her a doggy while she humps your leg :^)

>>18640378
Role play. Spice up. Or brake up.

>>18628624
Pls help i wanted to invest my shit into bitcoin when it was 300 bucks a piece and now i feel like its last hope before market gets flooded with rich investors and proffesional sharks

>>18658157
Probably not a good idea. Look for other ways of contacting her first. If there's no other way then consider it.

>>18658196
Before I left she said when she was working next.
What did she mean by this?
>She works at a restaurant, and she knows I know

>>18658210
What do you think she means?

try to distract yourself anon.

>>18658044
I try but it's very difficult to escape it. Affectionate couples everywhere I go, roommates bringing people back to the apartment, etc

Eh. Bad idea, I'd say. Humans are socials by nature, you need some kind of social interactions to be well-functionning, and affection comes with that one.
Well anyway you could get away with living off the affection you get by your friends and family, but it's a luxury only few can achieve, so, uh.
Anyway, don't give that up, socialize, do not embrace being lonely!

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>>18657546
"Our Father dwelling in the heavenly realms, may the glory of Your Name be the center on which our lives turn.

Manifest Your kingdom-realm, and cause Your every purpose to be fulfilled on earth, just as it is fulfilled in heaven!

We acknowledge You as our Provider of all that we need each day.

Forgive us the wrongs we have done as we ourselves release forgiveness to those who have wronged us.

Rescue us every time we face tribulations and set us free from evil.

For You are the King who rules with power and glory forever!”

Amen.

Matthew 6:9-13

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>>18657546
I appreciate the effort religious anon, but if you truly wish to help as best as you can, simply read posts in other threads and maybe try to guide the souls with troubles.

A lot of the time they just need somebody experienced in matters which arent exactly religion related.

>do you really REALLY trust into god?
>and does it help you?

>>18657546
I really want to fuck a morman girl that keeps trying to convert me. How do I make that happen religious anon

>>18657317

Depends on her. My girlfriend does all kinds of shit with her hair i dont like. If she asks my opinion i say "not a fan, i like your natural hair more." she isnt a cunt and im not an asshole. She takes my opinion, and i dont scream and demand she change it or judge her or hate her for it. Its her life.


So if your girlfriends cool, tell her and dont be an asshole. If shes not, say you like it

But if you dont, and youre a total asshat about it, i promise shell suck the dick of the first guy who says he loves it.

>>18657329
She's not the sort of person to get upset when I say I don't like it but she's also not the sort of person to change it because I don't like it. I don't want to be controlling and tell her what to do but at the same time I find her less attractive like this. The idea of fake hair kind of grosses me out. I feel kind of bad for feeling this way but I can't help it

>>18657317

Tell her you don't like them.

Tell them to fuck off and ignore them til you graduate...? You do realize these aren't your real friends right?

>>18656680
I sort of realized that when the bullying became common. And the worst part is these guys are all I have. Without them I'll be COMPLETELY alone

>>18656686
Well you're never going to have to see any of them again after you graduate. If you're going to college you'll make new friends there, if you're going straight into the work force you'll make new friends there too.

People will tell them and they will be approached by people. Unattractive people are usually ignored or dismissed.

If one doesn't have self esteem issues, it only requires a mirror. Otherwise I think it comes down to an honest look at the reactions of others. Though I guess poor self esteem would preclude an honest appraisal too.

>>18656603
>If one doesn't have self esteem issues, it only requires a mirror
???

avoid /pol/, /v/, /b/, and /r9k/ at all costs

>>18656354
/pol/ for uncensored unbiased news
/g/ to learn
/mu/ to learn as well

And by the looks of it you'll fit right in with the anime faggots, faggot

>>>reddit

>>18656098
She's either not that into you
She just sees you as a casual friend
She just like the attention on HER terms
She is ensuring that she has a backup after she fucks every chad in town

>>18656098
She just wants your attention.

I don't understand how people can have someone in their life who hurts them (causes you anxiety) and not just walk away. If someone isn't good for me, they're gone. Piece of cake.

Move on. Meet someone better.

Sometimes when I fap I still think about doing the stuff I look at with her. Which is ironic because we rarely had sex, it was a main reason why I left. The second main reason why I left was to stop being a pest to her though.

I'm thoroughly self hating. I have for my lifetime almost never seen anything positive about myself. I can't like myself so why should I pretend to love someone else?
I was a leech who couldn't motivate myself to get a job, I myself did nothing particular, mosly sat in our apartment and felt bad for several years straight. I still blame myself for being the cause of her triggering OCD and depression, but she refuses to agree with that.

Aside from that our first years were the best times of my entire life. I was worthless but mostly happy. We planned a future and everything was getting better. And she was always positive and loving amd pushing me to get better.
When she started losing motivation, losing that joyful personality, is where we started going apart. A year later I left.

Enjoy being a stepdad OP

practice makes perfect, so don't marry the first random girl

Why would that prime wife material be interested in you?

Laxatives if it's really that bad?

And it's always better to go to a doctor that to suffer.

Water, salted water, coffee, exercise including squatting etc.

>>18655955

Drink a can or two of coffee (3-8 cups depending on where you are from)

REAL coffee, none of that caffeine-free shit

Freeze-dried is very acceptable, you can take fewer but stronger cups. Just add a lot of sugar to deal with the taste

>>18655992
Coffee helps stop shits, not start them.

Bitch, your face is weird and you've got bad skin, what's a camera or a friend supposed to do about it? Wear makeup, that's what you're asking for

>>18655591
Step 1. Get a nice camera

Step 2. Get a nice bright lamp and white umbrella to setup lighting

Step 3. Get a good chunk of rope (say 3 meters)

Sept 4. Tie one end to a rafter, and make a noose on the other end that is more than 2 meters off the ground

Step 5. Set a timer on your camera

Step 6. Get on a chair and put your head in the noose and tighten it up

Step 7. Kick your chair out as hard as you can, so it slides across the room.

Step 8. Enjoy your selfie.

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>>18655598
I am wearing make up, but if I cake it on and I don't look like that in real life I feel like I'd be misrepresenting myself. Can I just get an opinion, maybe? Is this a passable image for a profile?

>>18655601
How am I supposed to upload it after that? Your advice makes no sense.

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I just wanna move out of my parents basement and eventually have a family of my own

>>18655560
1. List the things you don't like about yourself.
2. Choose one
3. Change it
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 as needed

Stop complaining and start working.
1. Complete your studies
2. Graduate
3. find a work
4. Get a date ( get married )
5. make love sweet love
6. Rise the children for more years
7. Get divorced
8. She wins (bitch toke my children)
9. Spend the last year's of your life drinking alcohol.
10.Die watching TV


Congratulations you improved yourself in ten steps for more ask pls I will be happy to help you.

>>18655454
Ya dump her. You didn't sign up for an open relationship.

Yeah, no.
Start packing.

>>18655454
Yes, dump her.
She is probably just looking for permission to cuck you. If you say no she will probably do it behind your back if she isn't already.