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>>18641986
Fuck off

you see there is no answer to this because this advice was never workable from the beginning

"get a hobby" is codespeak for "i dont know how to help you but I must post"

Get a hobby

>>18641824
High chances my man. I'm sorry

>>18641824
Just go get a test.
You piss in a jar, and a few days later the doctor says your clear or gives you this-
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azithromycin

It'll just be one tablet or if it's really bad a shot in the butt.

>>18641824
What is "the clap" exactly? Chlamydia?

Either way, just go get tested. It's useless to ask 4chan "what are the chances," it's 50/50. Maybe you got it, maybe you didn't.

no his eyes will not be ok. I would leave pupper inside.

>>18641768
Doggo isnt going to give a shit about the sun unless you force him/her to look. You wouldnt do that would you?

>>18641794
No way but what if he does look at it? I'm pretty sure it could hurt his eyes too

>>18641757
Jack it in the bathroom. When she notices very clearly you have already gotten everything you need, tell her you couldnt wait so you got a hostess to blow you while you waited. Flawless plan trust me I'm a doctor

>>18641787
had a giggle

Wait inside so you don't get stinky city smell

>>18641687
What do you mean? You say yes to everything?

>>18641920
I mean I feel like a pushover.

>>18641614
You don't make friends on Tinder.

Anyone that believes otherwise is deluded

>>18641614
Do you know what has every boy and girl common? The desire to put penis into vagina. That is the biggest motivator for putting up with all the dating bullshit.

Friends are sort of the same, but you need some common activity / hobby / standpoint.

Find out what you are doing / like and find people with shared interests. Like online games lets you meet other gamers. Pubs will allow you to find anither alcoholics.

Try meetme, baddo, facebook, discord, kik or any social events and simply talk to people. Or even 4chan can work. I bet there are plenty of bored / alone people. Just post somethibg you find interesting with your email or something and see if anybody will text you and wont be troll.

Tldr what do you do for fun?

>>18641614
Hookup websites are for hooking up. Men that use them are only interested in hooking up.

Not sure why the fuck you you would think any differently.

Act like an ass and uninterested.

Realise that it doesn't matter what the fuck you say it's just a fucking game.

Go and lie on your profile, go and add 3 inches to your height to reach that 5'11, go and edit your photos.

It's a fucking shitshow, go and fuck some bitches mang

>>18641552
Put up 4 pictures
3 serious ones and 1 joking
Pictures with dogs are the best kind of picture, other animals not so much.

Description has to be short and simple. Mine was just "coffee?" and it worked like a charm.

If you get a match, don't care about looking cool or whatever, just start with a joke or something to get a conversation going.

Don't worry about looking like a retard, you're not talking in person, she won't notice you sperg out.

Also, make sure your pictures are somewhat decent. Add an instagram filter if you're not photogenetic, it actually helps.

>>18641528

tv lied to you. attractive older women are a rarity. the older a woman gets the uglier she tends to be and often the fatter she is. to find one who is thin and attractive is pretty rare, make her single on top of that and you got someone who is hard to impress.

Why would they be easier? What is the appeal of someone who is closer in age with their children than themselves?

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>>18641543
>attractive older women are a rarity
You have obviously never been to Norway. It's pain and pleasure at the same time.

Who the fuck said that? The point of no contact is so that you can get over them, not to 'play hard to get'. Are you actually retarded?

>>18641523
This. Going no-contact by hoping they'll somehow crawl back to you defeats the whole purpose. Congrats on wasting 8 months of your life, retard.

>>18641518

have you literally not seen people break up with no contact and NOT get back together? its the norm.

>>18641444
I dealt with similar problems by simp,y accepting it and being alone.
I tried dating a girl recently but after a couple of dates I just ended it unilaterally.

We liked each other well enough, but having any sort of conversation with her would leave me absolutely exhausted. I am incapable of relaxing and have a constant inner dialogue with myself playing out every single scenario at any given time and how I should respond should it arise. Rationally I know she just wants me to ask about her day and empathize, but that that isn't how I am wired.

The same happens in pretty much any social setting or human interaction. I avoided public transport for years because I couldn't handle the idea of having to deal with the ticket people and bus drivers etc.

>>18641444
I know what ya mean man. I go through this shit a lot actually. couple months from 30, it still happens. I used to be much better, but anxiety seem to be spiraling out of my control.

My experience, and whats helps me get out of it in the moment, even just for an evening, is to remember that usually they are making fun of you being in-authentic, and are low-key waiting for someone to slap you in the face and say "get the fuck out of your depression and come have fun I see you want to".

Trust me mate, folks pick up on that vibe. They pick up on the "oh, hes waiting for us to save him. I remember being like that once. Hopefully he will figure it out". They are too busy fighting the same urges you are to deal with your shit for you.

Definately projecting, but that feeling you experience of everyone judging you and making fun of you is exactly right, you feel it because they are. You know why they are and you are unhappy about it BUT STILL NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Thats why it is a negative and painful feeling, feels like judgement and not "What the fuck ever, who gives a damn if I like GTA V". You aren't proud of yourself and parties are picking up on it. Use this shit as fuel, instead of waiting for someone else to do it for you.

I was just at a wedding last night, and I spent time with my cousins. They both were like this, you could tell that they wanted to leave for anxiety reasons, which only compounded the longer I tried to get them to stick around. I'd ask why they want to leave and theyd give some BS like "Oh Ive gotta do X and I want to be prepared" and then 2 minutes later Id lean in close, in secret ask "Yo really, whats up why we leaving" "Oh, you know I dont really know..." Then on the car ride home its full of: "Oh man! Remember when X did Y at the wedding? Wouldn't it have been funny if I did Z? Everyone would be like AHAHAHAH"

Stop waiting for peoples validations, I think.

I spent three years scarcely leaving my room

Discovered after that time that I wanted to have one close friend at any given time. I find other people stifling, even if I haven't been socializing at all that day, I just don't want to be spoken to or even messaged by anyone else. But no matter how many people you do or don't want to interact with, you will need to make them understand that you need space and alone time very regularly, and that your patience for conversations may be less than most people.

>>18641378

i feel like you've posted this before. not this exactly but the same problem

>>18641381
I posted a couple days ago, I guess it was more resentful and overdramatic, it got no replies, though.

>>18641385

i feel like it was a few months ago. this has been going on for quite some time, yeh?

Yeah we'd have no world problems at all anon if subliminal messages actually worked.

>>18641253
dude, even if you played a voice saying "you want to suck cocks" in a loop every night as you slept, you're not going to magically wake up gay and want to suck cocks. sexuality isn't like that.

If subliminal messages worked you'd think we could use them to get laid haha.

>>18641143
She's not fucking you over because of 20 euro, she's just using that as an excuse so that she doesn't have to renew. the 20 euro means nothing.

If she would've told me when I asked her originaly I could've prepared for the 1st of sep!

This short notice: I am fucked!

Also I can't get another roomie, the apartment is too small really for 2 people, it only works because we 've known eachother for so long and that she mostly stays at her bf's.

It will not be appealing for random people online.

>>18641143
Either
1. You have a history of not paying back, thus the response.
OR
2. Your roommate is a cunt and you should be looking to move anyways

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>>18641017
Craiglist. Or strip club. Google escorts.
Use condom. DONT KISS.
Pay only after.

Wow that was hard.

And now the real question: why does virgin like you want to buy a hooker?

>>18641017
We'll as I fucked get, she spent all her time complaining about hiwvyour a bad son.
2/10 did not tip

>>18641819
I've had all this except the chancroid, PID & abpap

>>18640594
since your mother was a model ask her for beauty tips. everything can be fixed with makeup, hair and the right outfit

>no butt
Do squats. You'll never get a Nikki Minaj butt (cause hers is fake, but that's besides the point) but it will start to fill out, especially if you have large things like you say.
>No boobs
That doesn't matter all that much. Don't worry about it. If you get knocked up, they'll fill out on their own.
>Black circles
Make up or surgery.
>Little eyebrows
That's normal. Just shape them and it'll be fine.
>Yellow pale skin
Either change your diet or moisturize.
>Forgettable face
Doubt it
>Ugly haircut
Don't even know what that means. Anyways, visit a professional and ask for help on styles.
>Weird lips
Makeup or moisturizer
>Square body
Refer back to squats, so start working out.
>No personality
Get more hobbies. Read (better) books. Get educated. Hang out with (better) people. Your personality will start to come out.
>Forehead acne.
Wash your face, use moisturizer that won't clog your pores, and exfoliate.
>Singer, but suck at it.
It happens. Just because you can't sing doesn't mean you can't do something within that field, like being a manager for a singer.
>Procrastinating
Gotta force yourself then. Keep yourself busy at all times.
>Autistic
All you need to do is think about your actions and what you say before you say or do it.
>Afraid of talking to people
People aren't THAT shallow. You need to give people a reason for them to hate you, and being "boring" isn't one of them. Yes there are people who will hate you no matter what, but that's just how it is
>1 friend
Better than zero.

You're stressing out about a lot of things, but if you take it one day at a time, it'll get better.

show us your body