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Which would you prefer?
- Someone directly telling you they're not interested in you
- Someone who makes excuses not to meet and replies slower and slower until you get the message

Looking for girls' perspectives if possible.
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>>18655421
Tell em straight up. It's always better to be direct then alittle bitch.
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>>18655421

Straight up, nothing good comes from the second one.
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>>18655421
Straight up while stepping on my nuts please, master.

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my friends with benefits is getting a little wierd and I don't know what to do. Shes into really rough sex where shes just basically being used and roughed up, I keep escalating things and she keeps getting more and more into. She wants to have sex again tonight, but I know shes still bruised up from the last time and wants me to "go harder and get more exciting." I think I'm out of ideas.
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>>18655013
hit post by mistake
I don't know what else to do and if its even a good idea to keep doing this, before her I was always extremely vanilla... what do?
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Make her drink your piss
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>>18655075
I already have on multiple occasions, and pissed on her and pissed in her vagina.

Just finished my first week of college and it was pure hell. Everyone acts like college is some magical place, but this was literally high school 2.0.

I don't know what to do, I want to kill myself because I can't imagine doing this for 4 years. Someone please tell me what to do. I want to enjoy college.
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>>18655000

I'm not in the US and college didn't meet my expectations either. I expected to fuck a lot, party every weekend, you know. Typical movie-tier shit. Didn't happen.

I'll try to make more friends myself and suggest you do the same. Why is it hell for you?
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how about you stop letting the people around you get to you

im a 23 y/o in my sophomore year of college and i just dont interract with fuckheads, its that simple. there's nothing wrong with highschool either, you just find your people and fit in with them. protip: LIFE is like highschool. you can either get buttmad that people are rude and Stacy won't go out with you, or you can o you, and not worry about the social scene.
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>>18655005
i'm fucking and partying every weekend

it doesnt just happen to you, you have to leave your dorm lol

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What's the best way to translate this idea into something less hurtful to allow for introspection?

"When we met I thought you were like a superwoman. I knew you could do anything. Now I realize I've been too critical of you and your mistakes. I realize you are just a woman."

Its supposed to be an apology and I'm pretty sure I'm autistic.

Thanks
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>>18654578
>Its supposed to be an apology
Then say fucking sorry for whatever you did.
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>>18654595

People typically want to know "why" after you apologize. At least with me.

The explanation always kills me.
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>When we met I thought you were infallible, you could do anything- anything you put your mind to. It led to me being critical of you and your mistakes and I shouldn't have been. I'm sorry for how I've treated you.
Yours doesn't actually include an apology, instead it shifts the blame to her. Nor does it clearly explain what the issue was or what you did wrong.

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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>>18654562
what u girls think of men crossdressing
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>>18654585
Fake and gay
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Men: do confident, "jaded" women have the same appeal to you as confident, "jaded" men often have to women?

I think a lot of the appeal of those kinds of men comes from being their "exception", as in, they're world-weary, they have high standards, and are rarely vulnerable, but for whatever reason, they like you, they let their guard down, and you reignite lost happiness. Or maybe it's the protection? Something like that.

I was listening to Nick Cave and realized "oh no he's kind of hot", analyzed why, and then wondered if that's female-specific. If you're familiar with him, that's the kind of person I'm referring to.

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Is it acceptable behaviour to give a massage to an opposite sex friend while you are in a relationship? Also is it acceptable to receive a massage from an opposite sex friend while in a relationship?

>Assuming no one involved is a paid professional

Sensual, Deep Tissue, etc....... any type of massage.
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No and no.
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If it is not done by a professional then no, it is not something that I would allow my SO to do or have done to them.

As a generalization, if placing your hand on the small of someone's back or their thigh is consider intimate contact, then there is no way anyone can justify giving or getting a non-professional massage while in a relationship.
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>>18654572
What if not in a relationship?

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Shit /adv/ I fucked up.
Does anyone remember this pic from a thread yesterday?
If you do I need your help
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>>18654440
Or just anyone who knows about the postal service help
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>>18654440
I need help 4real
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>>18654440
What?

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So I'm new to doing this since having been wanting to do it year ago. I'm a poorfag and now I have a little bit of money I can risk losing (or turning into more money).

Is bitcoin still the best? Is it worth to invest 50 euro, 100 maybe (poorfag)?

pic not related
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>>18654417
How about you save it. It's like once poor people get money they want to burn it. No wonder you poor.
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>>18654650
what value has money when you don't spend it? about the same as literally flushing it downthe toilet.

Can I turn a little money into a little more money with bitcoins? How long will it take?
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bitcoin is the best because it's the only one you actually get to use to buy shit

you never use altcoins for anything so might as well just buy some btc and hold. Have a plan to sell them once it starts taking a nosedive and be prepared (as in, know how to) to buy it again once it's done falling.

How do you date someone knowing your gf has had better men than you?

For example my girlfriends ex is stronger than me, more rich, could probably beat me in a fight, probably had a bigger dick than me, etc. He dumped her after a month and a couple months later we started dating

I can't help but feel like shit. How can I possibly feel good dating her when she's been with better men?
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>>18654316
Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, take solace in the fact that she sees something in you that means more to her than any of those things.

Probably a good idea to not let her see how cripplingly insecure you are though...
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>>18654331
But how do I know shes just with me because im the best she can get
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No one is perfect, dude. We all have our own major flaws. We all have our good traits.

I personally don't date women that don't make me feel some kind of intense passion - I tried dating a girl that had "all of the right traits" before, and I just ended up bored as fuck, compared to another girl that should have been much worse on paper, but just did it for me.

You shouldn't view dating like getting a car. It's not about the feature set each one has.

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im tired of being a neet, i get so fucking bored.
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>>18654311
goddamit someone give me something to do
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>>18654337
What are your current hobbies? Try learning a language or doing something else productive
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>>18654311
I used to be like that.

I still am to an extent but now I'm going to community college. Feels good to be around people and interact with them. I'm no social butterfly though.

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Write letters, vent your frustrations, confess your sins, let it all out /adv/
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>>18654276
bump
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Tired and exhausted form work.. I really want to get fired so I can claim unemployment.

I need a vacation, life is heavy, and I want a break.
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>>18654324
What type of job?

Want to trade places?

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Hello /adv/
I've had sex twice now with a really obese girl.I do it because I'm insatiably horny and she has a tight pussy, but when we take off our clothes I feel disgusted looking at all her rolls of fat, and after I'm done cumming I feel disgusted by myself that I just had sex with such a fat woman. It doesen't help that I am a /fit/ guy with a 6pack, but I struggle so hard to get laid with good looking girls.

Tips? Should I just stop doing this? for myself? The guilt and disgust is overwhelming but my penis needs something to tear up :(
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>>18654212
Stop before your disgust becomes a fetish.

Like my dad said, "make a point to only date girls smaller than yourself, and prettier than yourself"

Also, fat women stink
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>>18654227
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>>18654212
Post picture of both of you together, it would be priceless for shitposting on /fit/

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I've wanted to die for a couple years now, but I have a fiance and close to alot of friends, I don't want to die in an obvious suicide... Is there a good way to make it look like an accident?

I have guns, but it can't be gun related because gotten close to the edge before and told my fiance who may or may not have really taken it seriously...

I just want to go to sleep and not wake up, I hate myself and I just want out of this fucking rat race.

I can't live with myself anymore.

Please no
> Oh anon don't do it
> Anon you have so much to live for
> Tfw no gf anon why do it

I've seen some shit, and done even worse.

My family sees me as a failure, and I'm practically non functional and scared as hell all the time.

I want out, I want it to look like an accident.

No guns or drugs...
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Get drunk, jump off a bridge into a raging river.
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>>18654174

You know what /k/ would tell you

>go out shooting
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>>18654174
>Start the car in the garage
>open phone to memes
>make it look like you were so into the memes you didnt notice that you died.

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>tfw asexual
Its a bad feel. I can fall in love with them but since I cant fuck them (wont get hard) they will never be my gf. Im bound to be 5ever alone.

Any advice for me?
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>>18654137
Strapon

Girls care more about foreplay anyway
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>>18654144
I don't wanna do that that's fucking humailiating
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>>18654137
Viagra should still work

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what do woman on the streets think when you look at their breasts?
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>>18654086
I have same question
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>>18654086
"Is there something wrong with me?"
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Provided it's a glance or a quick up and down, most think nothing of it. It happens a lot.

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