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yes its possible

>>18642226
Webdev? Like web programming? If so, I'm 16 and I know how to code PHP and HTML. Basic stuff and other stuff that aren't so basic.

>>18642219
be patient. nothing you can do now. in fact, you've probably done too much too fast already imo

theres this thing where going too far the first time you met works against you as she might regret going too fast, feels easy and female shit like that.

People always read way too much into everything and the truth is that no one really knows except her.

>>18642213
check craigslist, you should be able to make 800+ per month working part time. You're going to be miserable and move back with mommy fast though.
https://boston.craigslist.org/search/hhh?excats=2-17-21-1-17-2-5-20-1-3-10-22-22-1&max_price=600&availabilityMode=0&private_room=1&private_bath=1

>>18642213
Move to Lawrence where the housing is cheaper, my dude

Where is your dad?
If he's not in your life, it's probably too late.

I'm poor as fuck but make room for coffee. Bad coffee ruins my day.

Just go to some thrift stores to shop around for supplies. Best idea is to buy a reusable filter to go over your cup and boil filtered water to a temperature appropriate for brewing.

Try and find a local grocery store having coffee in bulk. In poor areas there are usually grocery stores buying food that mainstream stores wanted to get rid of.

You can ask someone you know to pick up coffee for you at Costco or some other store of that kind.

Look for coupons in your Sunday paper or on the Internet.

If none of this is possible, opt for Maxwell House and decent creamers and sweetners.

>>18642209
French press is cheap. Maybe 10 bucks for the press, you use about 30 cents worth of coffee a pot. Pretty much the best coffee for the lowest price possible.

You don't even need a machine or a french press. People have had coffee without either for ages. Get ground coffee and a reusable filter.

Get a saucepan. Bring two cups of water to boil. When it boils, turn off the heat and immediately add two tablespoons of the ground coffee Cover with a lid and let it sit and steep for about five minutes, give or take depending on your preferred strength. All the grounds should have sunk to the bottom.

Pour it through the filter into a mug snd you have your coffee.

Depression is fake and gay.
Got to fix those dopamine receptors by going outside and being a human being.

Dump her.

>>18642202
that might be a little insensitive...

>>18642289
You said it first dumb fuck.

>not attracted to her
>hormones going wild

Idiot

>>18642197
You'll eventually reach that point where you fucked up so much that you'll stop yourself from being a fuck up. You anon like everyone else will eventually see the "paterns" in life.

>>18642263
Yeah. Im on the last leg of my 20s, and i feel this. Starting to see patterns in my fuckups. With seeing these patterns comes the ability to understand how to manipulate them to your benefit.

Dont ask how because fuck if i know

Just need ideas for hobbies that are social from fellow aspies

Photography/music/sport

>>18642275
Music? As in an instrument? Hmm

There is nothing wrong with death. And if you die your sleep, you would never know lol.

Don't worry, the singularity will soon be upon us and death will cease to exist

>>18642150

Have you tried reading about near-death experiences? It's an interesting topic, and maybe death isn't the final oblivion you might think it is.

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they put oxygen in those things now to keep people from dying

my plan is to trailer hitch my neck to a tree, then shoot myself off so im hanged and banged

>>18642133
You kill yourself over a girl?

fucking cuck

>>18642131
No.

>>18642139
Then why shouldnt i kms? If doeant matter in the end

>>18642153
I have no idea what you're talking about, but you probably shouldn't kill yourself because it's an incredibly selfish and cruel thing to do to the people that love you

Why do you care so much about other people? Just focus on yourself and the women you DO want to date. No one's asking you to date fat women if you don't want to.

>>18642103
Other people produce my food and fix my roads and drive my vehicles and bring shit from around the world to my doorstep if I ask them to. People caring about other people is what allowed all this to happen.

A little less idealistic, I guess I've cracked under the pressure from all the fat fucks around me that seem to hate anyone, and am not using that word lightly, that tries to be better than them. They take it as personal insult.

Too many times I've been put down by someone with "less" than me ( in the context of health, someone fatter) because they find it unfair I am 1) able to spend time on myself and my goals, 2) Choosing myself over THEM, clearly the more important person here because they "are suffering more, check your privilege". I've let it in, and it seems the only emotion I have in response is hatred and bitterness.

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>>18642100

>How can I get over my absolute hate for fat, and fat people?

Who gives a shit, honestly. Seems like our collective energy could be spent on better things than counseling some miserable twat who uses one stinky pussy to justify pointlessly hating and judging strangers.

Have you smoked pot at all? Because that will certainly do it.

Also stress makes the body and mind act in funny ways so I wouldn't be surprised if it was related to that too.

>>18642431
No, I don't smoke pot. I don't do any drugs

>>18642073
I would go to the doctor, hopefully it's nothing but brain stuff at that age should be checked out just to be safe.
The dizziness is just random or is it triggered by something like getting up too fast or being on an empty stomach?

most people are emotional in some way

>>18643074
sorry pressed post too early...to continue:

I would try to find some way of engaging her without drawing attention to the fact that she is very quiet. I am a quiet person and I prefer people not to get irritated by me not having much to say. Besides, the quiet ones are always the most interesting

>>18642021
crew cut of you don't mind looking tool-ish. I rock a simple sway back myself. Or bring it war length and let it fall where it may. those are the three cuts I would recommend that are easy to adjust later if you don't like it.

my adv is to >>>/fa/

>>18642886
Fag
>>18642917
Somehow even faggier

Ask the fucking people you are paying to do your hair, those people have trained for it, they have seen it all, they know what they are doing. They'll likely be able to tell you what will and will not work with your hair/head and can give you plenty advice. Aside from that they are likely gay as well, so there is no need to wait for more faggot advice from here, go get it IRL.

>>18641997
Nobody will ask, anon

>>18642009
people have asked before, not about gifts, but if I did anything special

>>18642022

get ahead of the game. contact the people who would normally ask you what you did for your birthday and invite them to your house for a party, or to a restaurant for a meal, or to laser tag to play laser tag.