I committed a big mistake. Recently my mother bring me a cheese

Laxatives if it's really that bad?

And it's always better to go to a doctor that to suffer.

Water, salted water, coffee, exercise including squatting etc.

>>18655955

Drink a can or two of coffee (3-8 cups depending on where you are from)

REAL coffee, none of that caffeine-free shit

Freeze-dried is very acceptable, you can take fewer but stronger cups. Just add a lot of sugar to deal with the taste

>>18655992
Coffee helps stop shits, not start them.

>>18655955
Invest in laxative. This is literally why they were invented. Every dumb movie you've seen someone take something and shit their pants, this is your life right now.

>>18655997
>>18655992
Technically, all coffee does is stimulate the digestive tract. It makes you poop if you're already capable of pooping. If your colon is 2/3's cheese, coffee is just gonna exacerbated things and any shit he'll take will be horrifying.

>>18655997

> Coffee stops shits

wut?

>>18656002

His colon is full of food, just densely packed, he needs some black coffee to get that shit rolling

On a related note, he could take a coffee enema, but that's disgusting and shameful, rather grow up and drink real coffee like a man and never worry about hard stool ever again

So exactly what will happen if I take a laxative?

Will it build up a diarrhea above the rock and push it out or will make a diarrhea out of the rock?

>>18656066
Just take it, dude. They help.

>>18655955
Can always take an icepick or similar and break the turd in your ass with it
Hella gay tho

>>18656066
Laxative softens your stool so you can pass it more easily. If you already have normal poops, you get horrible watery shits. If you've got a cheese log clogging your chute, it'll soften it up so you can shit it without killing yourself.

When it's go-time, take some aspirin first. If there's trouble it won't hurt so much

>>18655997
what kind of dumbshit piece of garbage relative told you that bullshit

>>18655955
Drink a lot of water.

A coca cola is also a good way to get things moving if you arent a regular drinker. The acids in it help loosen shit up.

Also you *could* do a lot of fiber, but depending on the specific causes of constipation (and i dont know which ones) that could actually make it worse.

But i think thats for fecal impactions, which isnt crazy likely you have.

Source: doctor, i have this problem a lot because borderline ibs or something...

>>18655955
Olive oil is a laxative

>>18655997
Are you human? I can't even get a whiff of coffee without having to crap my brains out.

The rock is out

Finally - the rock is out

It hurted, but it didn't want to stay inside no more. It was a couple of thick turds. They smelt like shit. And surely they looked very fucking dense.

I got out of the bathroom with a smile and feeling a lot lighter.

I can barely sit but it doesn't matter
because the rock is out

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>>18657659
I'm happy for you anon. Did you take any of the advice in this thread?

>>18655955
Eat a couple tablespoons of olive oil, you'll shit smoothly

>>18657659
Came back to check in. I was rooting for you anon. Its a happy day in adv. A problem was solved in real time.

>>18657659
>They smelt like shit.
Science is being done in here.

>>18657751
Kek

>>18655992
>Drink a can or two of coffee (3-8 cups depending on where you are from)
>a can or two of coffee
>a can of coffee
>can
what the fuck?

>>18657659

Lol

>>18655955
you need an enema and you need to push your knees to your chest and hold it in for like 15-20 mins, or take paid medication and wait like 20-30 minutes.i have the same problem, hopefully youll feel better! also put some olive oil around your anus so that you dont get too many cuts and bleed

drink a bottle of prune juice to soften that shit up.