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>>49708926
He's a male videogame character made by fucking Disney. What the fuck do you think he is, you pathetic mouthbreathing shitposter?

>>49708926
he's that homebrew class that one player managed to nag you to let him try because "it's totally balanced and fits the setting guiz! it just fits what i want better than any of the classes in the book"

>>49708926
Weeb-shit multiclassing in "Typical Shonen MC" and "Yaoi-bait garbage".

The main challenge in a corporation's life is defeating the competition.
If there are no rival corps you're basically a rogue nation, not a corp.
If there are rival corporations that ruins the savior narrative, they can establish industry without you.

>>49709318
>If there are no rival corps you're basically a rogue nation, not a corp
>All businesses are the archetypal megacorp
Fuck outta here, anarkiddo.

>>49709384
This is my turf fatcat.
Now we gotta smash up this here office space to teach you goody two-shoes a lesson.

>>49708080
Is that actually real? Did that nutcase seriously almost get impaled by a flying piece of debris in a published YouTube video?

how do people not know about fpsrussia

>>49708150
Yes, important word is nutcase.

>>49707610
Ok, that sounds cool. My character wants to use magic to build a steam-powered airship.

>>49707610
>D&D 5e
Ugh

>>49707735
I would actually prefer to be using either GURPS or runequest 6/mythras but my group seems to be insisting on 5e, I really don't mind much about game mechanics if the setting ends up not fitting with 5e I will insist on using one of the two systems I prefer.

>>49706423
Ever heard of Liberia?

I've been thinking of running a Cyberpunk 2020 game set in some kind of Neo-Johanessburgh, in the ghettos obviously. And to use the Voodoo and stress rules from that one sourcebook.

>>49706423
>underage
>somehow a cyborg
Anon, I hate to break this to you, but I don't think this is a healthy fantasy to have...

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>>49706423
Thank god for that, cuberpunk is horrid vision of future Too bad its inevitably coming, except without the hopeful parts

>>49706136
>infantrymachine is still by far, the only list you can take if you want to play competitive.

Either you play in a very strange meta or you don't actually pay attention to what people are bringing. Khador and Protectorate jackspam is very much a thing. The number of Crusaders or Berserkers you can fit in a list is obscene, and you only need one of them to get through to the enemy Warcaster.

I mean, they're not the MOST competitive lists around, because they can't really do anything more complicated than running forwards and hitting things, but they're powerful enough that they'll run roughshod over most casualmachine lists.

My ork dreadmob/ forgeworld meka and mega dreads, and stompa weep.

>>49706175
Good. An army that makes everything but the opponents anti tank units near enough completely useless is fucking stupid. Armoured battle groups can get to fuck too.

Find players who don't let food distract them?

What I normally do is break for a meal and we eat while playing, and I don't allow much more alcohol than enough to get buzzed at my table. A little bit of alcohol can loosen the tongue, too much and you're just a drag on the party.

A way you can do it to really avoid this is separate meal time and play time. Clear off the table and eat together, maybe watch youtube videos or like some tv, then after the meal is done get back to playing.

Or use clever scheduling and fit a 5 hour session between meals (from 1-6) then break for dinner.

If your players can't stay focused, maybe run shorter sessions? Or maybe have a proper break for a meal instead of letting everyone snack while you play.

>>49706049
>(from 1-6)
See that's the thing that's getting me riled up, that's my exact shedule, (give or take 20 minutes to account for people getting delayed.) andthe players are my friends because i really don't go well with strangers.
>>49706050
I could try this, i think that a proper break for snacks would be a good solution.

>>49705700
The dude was an overly naive ball of wonder and open-mindedness.
In 40k.
Of fucking course he got fucked over.

>>49705700
Why are you people posting all of this ttsd shit?
Please be an ironic maymay

>>49705813
Welcome to neo-40k where youtube lore videos have exposed the setting for people too lazy to read a wiki.

And I used to think 1d4chan was bad

>>49705642
makes sense in the canon. Tyranids send genestealers ahead of the main force, they create cults, interbreed with humans to create hybrids, suddenly you have half humans with looted imperial equipment causing havoc.

Then the fucking nids show up in orbit

>>49705642
It's said in the fluff that genestealer cults infiltrate local PDF forces so I don't see why you can't.

>>49705642
as long as they have genestealer cults bits on them, then I'd be fine with it.

But if you are looking to just take your existing guard army and call it a genestealer cult army without doing anything to the models, then you can find someone else to play against.

It's not autism, it's just I take pride in the game and hobby.

Yes, but why?

>>49705410
It's the BBEG's harem and the harem girls are succubi and harem guards are minotaurs.

>>49705410

Tactical reasons:
-Quick transitions from room to room for sentries
-Unusual sounds can be heard with greater ease by stationary guards

Financial reasons:
-Curtains are easier to repair or replace
-Curtains don't cost as much as doors

Aesthetic reasons
-Great diversity of available materials
-Wide range of color selections

>>49704672
>it's another "someone opens an entire box at the counter just to show off" episode

>cards go missing
>last saw them at LGS
>call next day, owner swears up and down he hasn't seen them, he'll check lost and found, call when he finds them
>call never comes
>next week, same cards for sale at LGS
>my my what a coincidence
Granted, that store closed a while back, still a funny anecdote, emphasizing the importance of keeping track of your shit.

>>49705473
Yeah, that is pretty much your own fault.

Nothing?

>>49704044
No. They're not Cadians, the greatest of all Imperial Guardsmen

>>49704044
No not really outside of white dwarf and Ammageddon books.


Sad really Steel Legion is my favorite regiment.

>>49703827

They're called the English.

>>49703827

Someone likes shortstacks with braids...

It's okay, I do too.

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>>49703827
Just look up the fey myths of Scandinavia.

In most Scandinavian folklore, the "troll" was the all purpose fey, and take many forms. In Peer Gynt (which is inspired by Norwegian folklore, but isn't an Edda or anything, but still very traditional) a troll court contains enormous mountain kings, goblin-like courtiers, hags, and one very beautiful troll princess. They were changelings, of a sort.