>It's my birthday today
Happy Birthday to me
>>39407242
Happy birthday OP get yourself an escort if you can afford it
happy birthday pepe, have a birthday cake
>>39407242
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!!
make sure to have two scoops of icecream with your cake
>>39407242
congrats op. have a nice day
>>39407242
Happy b-day anon, daily reminder that we are the only people who ever loves you
Happy birthday, Anon. Do your parents make plans for you on your birthday because they know you don't have any friends to plan a birthday for you?
>>39407242
Happy birfday to you
Happy birfday to you
Happy birfday dear anon
Happy birfday tooooo you!And many more!
No one cares op quit attention whoring. Today is the day your momma shit you out of her smelly fish hole. Congrats?
>>39407493
>No one cares op quit attention whoring. Today is the day your momma shit you out of her smelly fish hole. Congrats?
ok
>>39407242
Happy birthday, friendnon
Happy birthday fren! Have a great day!!!
now you're gonna see a bunch of "happy birthday" posts from random people that neither know or give a single shit about you, hell, they can even be a same person wishing you a happy birthday 300 times. So what's the point? Go buy yourself a nice big pizza and watch some comfy tv show, no one here cares about your birthday faggit
>>39407585
>that neither know or give a single shit about you
I mean they gave a shit enough to post
Thanks everyone! I'll try to have a good time, just fed my pup.
>>39407242
Happy birthday man. Have a great day
>>39407721
Give him a belly rub for me :)
>>39407721
that's okay. feels good to cheer up anon because i know how it feels when you are alone at your own birthday.
>>39407585
yeah actually you can fuck off man
Happy birthday OP. Hope everything goes well for you today.
>>39407370
>only two scoops
>>39407242
Happy birthday, some guy I will never meet in person.
How old are you now?
my birthday was 2 weeks ago
no one wished me happy birthday
I live with my parents
>>39408057
Happy belated birthday anon! I know it isn't much but I wish you a great year :)
Happy birthday anon!
Here's a happy birthday jazz song as a gift to you
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HLO9M5gsvp
P.S. I suck at jazz I'm sorry
August 30th? It's my birthday also
Depressing honestly
If I was to get anything at all, it'd be a relaxing content life married to one of the women I fantasize about
But fantasies are just fantasizes I guess.
Happy birthday robot