The escort is on her way. Finally gonna end this dry spell

>>39405891
Proud of you, anon.

originally speaking of course

Dry spell meaning since birth right? Otherwise gtfo

>>39405891

She's a cop.

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>>39405891
Im going to crack too lads.
Tinder is giving me no matches, the other apps are just as hopeless.
I dont even want to lose it that bad, especially to a girl who doesnt like me, since the sexual reciprocation is half the fun.

But the constant rejection has worn me down and im too socially retarded to realistically score anywhere.
Just the novelty of having a naked woman i can feel up should be worth it.

OP here, just got done fucking her. Like usual I had to jerk off to cum, sex didn't do it. But she was moaning I'm ecstasy so I must've been fucking her good. Wasn't that great. Sex isn't all its made out to be but I had sex so whatever

>>39406399
>But she was moaning I'm ecstasy so I must've been fucking her good

No she wasn't and no you weren't. She does that with all of her clients to make them feel special.

As someone who has been in the hobby for a decade, I can tell you that the best thing you can do for yourself is leave as soon as you can.

>>39406473
You don't know that faggot I was probably doing a good job and getting fucked feels good to anyone

>>39406934
I do know that. I've been with hundreds of escorts and am still in contact with them. They all say the same thing.

Watch - in a few months you'll be one of her regulars because she makes you feel special and like you can actually fuck.

>>39407002
I'm not you I'm probably never going to contact her again, this escort was a slumpbuster to me

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>>39407017
Yeah, ok. See you in a few months when you post about being trapped and used by a hooker.

>>39407056
Textbook projection

>>39407082
Textbook denial.

You're forgetting where you are and why you're here. Like I said, see you in a few.

>>39407112
You're not understanding that I'm not going to contact her again

>disgusting faggots who had to resort to fucking a hooker going back and forth about being degenerates


KEK this is better than cable TV honestly.

>>39407251
You're not understanding that you will because you're a loser on r9k and your brain will start molding feelings for her only days after fucking her because you have no other woman in your life that wants to fuck you willingly.

>>39406473
>As someone who has been in the hobby for a decade, I can tell you that the best thing you can do for yourself is leave as soon as you can
Nah, it's a pretty fun hobby to have if you can afford it. Gets even better when you become a regular and they start improving their customer service.
>>39407524
Give the guy a break. I think he full well realizes it's just a hooker. Besides, if he feels like hookers again he can just get another one.

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>>39407628
>situationally aware
>browses r9k

Pick one. Hookers will drain his wallet faster than they drain his balls.

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>>39407740
>faster than they drain his balls

Based on his story they didn't even drain his balls because he had to resort to beating off to cum.

>>39407765
Yeah what's up with that dude. Should've asked her to do it for you.

>>39407787
Maybe he prefers a mans hand rubbing his cock rather than a woman's?

>>39406152


Daddy LEO would never send a female undercover into a guys house by herself,

>>39407846
Same truthfully

My moms making tacos tonight
Finally gonna eat some tacos

What's she look like? High end or just some backpage girl? I've been thinking of doing this but will probably do it in Israel or Europe because they have the type of girls I like.

>>39408395
Or Brazil even.

>>39408395
If you're going to Germany stop by FKK Artemis. You'll never regret it. 10/10 girls for 80 euros an hour.

>>39408659
Thanks. Sounds you had the experience.

>>39408964
Oh, yeah. Had my first threesome there. They have women of all types and colors to feed your lust. White, black, asian, etc.

Bombshell women walking around topless will make your dick hard for the entire day.

>>39409086
Neat, was going to ask if you had a threesome. I should check that shit out at least once.