>have one chance at life >born a dwarf

Are your parents dwarves?

>natural magic resistance
>Starting with 30 in axe skills instead of 15 like everyone else
>Better armor sets
What's not to like?

>>39407561
Fucking how?
Are any of your relatives dwarves?

Will you lend me your axe to help return the ring?
Sorry, I had to, it's not really funny, I know

>>39407649
>>39407719
Yeah, my dad was also a dwarf but he died (ran over) when I was young

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>>39407806
Wanna chat? Do you have a throwaway email or something?

>>39407825
Thank you anon, but I'm good. I've learned to live with being a dwarf, I made the thread for the memes.

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>>39407867
>I made the thread for the memes.

>>39407561
do you live with logan Paul by any chance?

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>>39407806
>my dad was also a dwarf but he died (ran over)

>>39408319
Death of our loved ones isn't funny

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>>39408332
Not for you, but for other people it is

>one chance at life
>150 cm
>brainlet
>dicklet
>ugly
:)

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But anon now that Game of Thrones is out being a dwarf is better than ever in normies eyes.

>>39407561

>be drawrf
>automatically get job as actor in fantasy movies or as an elf for mall santas

>>39408373
No, you're just an asshole :)

>>39407806
I take it your dad was run over because the driver didn't see him?

Top kek. Would be especially funny if the person reversed but didn't see anyone out the rear window.

>>39408947
It's not funny fuck off

>>39408906
This, dwarfs are the chads of freak world.

>>39408910
Not like I care. People dying by retarded means are funny.

>>39408957
Shut up tbqh

>>39408998
Make me you fucking bitch.

This is a chinese messageboard, not like you can make me.

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>>39408369
i dont think you are elfamoso

>>39409025
>le make me xD

Are you 4?

>>39407561
is it true dwarves are hung?

>>39409041
stop falling for the bait anon

>>39407806
Too bad that didn't happen earlier maybe you would've never been born with such a cruel deformity.

>>39409041
Dont make stupid requests for me to shut up than

>>39409058
>is it true dwarves are hung?
yes