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I think I am becoming a normie 2017-05-27 02:32:59 Post No. 37304497
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I think I am becoming a normie 2017-05-27 02:32:59 Post No. 37304497
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>be me
>pretty average dude, have to wear a glove because of some pain in left wrist
>have 0 friends
>have nothing to do all day
>decide to go play pool at the local bar (alone)
>go outside at one point to get some coffee
>make your order
>notice a legit 10/10 qt just outside the shop
>think of how you'd love to just talk to her
>forget about it quickly and get your coffee
>walk out of the coffee place
>hear a voice calling for "the cute boy with the glove" to stop
>turn around and see the qt from before standing in front of you
>she starts a conversation
>reply with stupid awnsers since you're in absolute shock and your brain cant even think straight
>qt walks away
>realise you didnt ask her for a name or phone number
>stand there for like 30 seconds
>qt comes back
>"Hey, what was your number again?"
>fuckingwat.jpg
>tell her your number
>she rings up your phone
>write her down as "Girl from coffee shop"
>she hugs you and walks away
How the fuck did all that happen. I've legit got no fucking clue guys. This happened like a week ago. I've been a lot more positive since then, even though it hasnt gone anywhere yet. Went out and got some friends and even called the qt from above to go out. I'm afraid I am slowly becoming a normie
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she probably has a willy
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>>37304497
>Went out and got some friends
There's nothing in your greentext story about that. And it happened because you left the house and did a normie, social activity.
When robots leave the house they'd never go to a fucking bar.
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>>37304497
There is no such thing as "becoming" a normie. You're either a normie or not. And that, you are. You simply didn't have the chance to flourish or something. But you get the idea, you were never a robot. Now leave.
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>>37304592
>There is no such thing as "becoming" a normie.
Are you stupid? Or just don't know what self improvement is?
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>>37304497
this is kinda unbelievable !
but assuming no lies no tricks or wtv
...
IM HAPPY FOR YOU ANON
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>>37304497
wow you've met misaki
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>>37304627
self improvement meme. Kek
You, sir, are normie as fuck.
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>>37304627
Don't be an idiot. You are born a robot, just like you are born a weeaboo and just like how a waifu chooses you not the other way around.
Also I'm pretty sure OP is a normie. And that he met at max, a 7.5.
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>qt comes back
>"Hey, what was your number again?"
You madman made it, I'm happy for you. Now leave this place and never come back
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>>37304627
Self improvement will only lead you to being able to pretend to be a normie, to fit in with them. But you will never be truly normal. It's one or the other, no transition.
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>>37304524
But that just makes it better?
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>>37304497
Leave this place. You are not a robot, you were never a robot.
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>>37304497
>afraid I'm slowly becoming a normie
this is your chance to ascend, man! go for it and pray that you never have to look back.
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>>37304497
>10/10 meme
10s are Stacies. I don't care how normie you fucks are, you're not landing a Stacy.
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>>37304706
Fucking this. Reeeeeeeeee!!!
Original
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Fucking normies I swear to god.
Get out.
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>>37304497
*sniffle*
You're all grown up now op. It's time for you to leave the nest now. Go on. We've done all that we've been tasked to do. You've got your wings now. Now, go. Go and never look back.
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OP, I plan to do what you just did but work takes away the time I would otherwise have. What do? It sounds like a good plan though, just be outside in normalish places (i.e. where there aren't niggers) and look out for women to make conversation with.
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>girls never initiate conversation and ask for your number
fuck off Chad
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>>37304497
>and then everyone clapped
or
>and then I woke up
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