Summer: out doing my normal stuff wandering around at 10pm , ehhhh blecchh, notice Chads and Stacys wandering around for no reason cause they are bored and the weather is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Hear a Stacy say "eeew look at that Creepy guy, tee hee hee hee"
Sept-April: out wandering around at 10pm doing my normal stuff, not a Chad or Stacy in sight cause they seem to be allergic to dark and cold, and fucked off to someplace where its always hot.
T. A cunt who came last summer.
It's cool brah, I'm a summer fag of 07.
>>39442521
opposite where i live. except its too hot for anyone to go out in the summer since it gets to like 110-118 in july and august.
>>39442521
Normies are like insects, they need heat and light. We robots dwell in the dark and cold as we were born in it, molded by it.
Summer is the robot's season. Robots enjoy sweating in the heat and nature, while normies are inside with AC drinking beer.
>>39442562
sounds like hell Anon, maybe you can be a refugee
>>39442613
Wrong, robots wouldn't dare step foot outside unless forced to.
>>39442613
robots stay inside to hide their manboobs
>>39442622
but its not hell its heaven
>>39442613
Robots like the cold because it makes everyone antisocial and normies fuck off so you can go on comfy walks.
>>39442583
the cold and the dark are the best, my favorite time of the year is when the few Normies still around moan all day about how they re so sad cause every day is cloudy and cold and dark, and they are moving to some hell hole where it is hot and sunny year round
>>39442643
i like going to walks in the winter because my jacket hides my fat rolls
>tfw the world will be cold, dark and wet for over half a year
These seasons are terrible for the ones who can't afford the luxury of being neet.
Maybe the world looks comfy from inside but having to go out and do stuff sucks ass during fall, winter and spring.
Now I have to buy a car too despite my meager salary. In the summer I can ride use a moped or bike+bus+walking but it's going to be too cold. Also soon it will be too slippery for two wheeled vehicles.
>>39442662
I live in a retirement village in the middle of countryside in britbong, no police, barely anyone living here so I can just take midnight walks with no fear.
>>39442683
maybe you and the Arizona Anon can live together?
Arizona Anon???
>>39442705
I'm not allowed to move to USA, I'm European.
Maybe southern Europe or somewhere in the middle would be nice but I can barely get a job here where I'm native so moving to any other country is impossible.
>>39442744
i've heard the northern part of eastern europe is really cold and depressing this time of the year, i have to see it sometime :)
>>39442813
>>39442705
What locations can I live in that look like those pictures?
September 1?? It's my birthday in 9 days :)
>>39442229
you know summer doesn't end until the equinox right?
>>39443680
>there's 2 seasons