Robots who smoke

I've thought about starting to smoke but cancer sounds scary.

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>>39441969
That's why you smoke menthol OP. Also, nothing soothes a cold or congestion better than the smooth rich aroma. Good to know I'm also getting a chock full of vitamins from it.

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>>39441988
>cancer sounds scary

I smoke with reckless abandon

I'm going to need the iron lung by the time I'm done puffing

smoked half a pack a day when I was younger, down to 2 1/2 - 3 a day

Also cigarettes start going "stale" fairly quick so if you don't smoke up fast and have had an open pack for a week, they're still good but not fresh opened the last cigarette in a pack is always my favorite, it feels like they burn faster when they've been exposed for a while > a fresh opened pack

>>39442217
Do you smoke half a cigarette at a time? They don't go stale as quickly if you keep them in the fridge.

>>39441969
Tobacco fag reporting in.

I smoke a few under a pack a day at worst, at best just 4 or 5.

American Spirit Black's, American Spirit Blue's, and Marlboro Southern Cut are just about all that I smoke.

>>39441969
I've smoked half a pack a day of Marly Reds for 4 years now.

I'm only 21, if I quit now, I can avoid the irreparable damage, r-r-right?

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>>39442261
yeah, I get 100s and just smoke a half every 3 hours or so

I'm also not about to start putting my cigarettes in the fridge man

Started smoking again when I became a welder (yeah self-fulfilling prophecy yadda yadda) since I'm in all likelihood die from lung cancer anyway.
Trying to not go with more than 5-10 a week because I hated being fully addicted to it.

>>39442312
Except damage to your self esteem, when you're old and remembering how much of a bitch you were to quit so young and give up one of your few pleasures in exchange for a couple more years of this miserable life.

>>39442057

Where I live all flavoured cigars and cigarettes are banned, menthol included

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How the fuck can any of you smoke? It literally smells like SHIT.

I smonk around 30 cigarettes a day now

It's not quite chainsmoking but it's pretty close. Every ten to fifteen minutes.

>>39442380
Nah, I wanna die when I'm 50.

It's just expensive, combined with the fact that the only careers that interest me involve being physically fit.

>>39442386

Should've added I quit about a year ago and don't regret it at all

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>>39442387
>not making yourself smell like shit so normalfags hate being around you just as much as you hate being around them

>>39442392
why though, you must physically feel like shit all the time

>>39442387
It's funny, any time I pass someone smoking, or smell smoke on another person, it smells gross.

But when I'm smoking I think it smells fine.

I must be the ultimate douchebag

>>39442387
You have garbage taste, as long as their decent cigarettes, I very much enjoy the smell myself. To have a gf that smokes often is among my greatest fantasies

i just smoke weed i don't see the point of tobacco

>>39442444
>dude weed lmao XDDD
Grow up. Weed is for kiddies, tobacco is for adults.

>>39442444

Can't smoke pot anymore makes me wayy too anxious

>>39442411
>implying you can't be a physically fit smoker
It's much easier to be a healthy smoker than a healthy fattie. So you'll still be healthier than the majority of the western population.

>>39442435
>To have a gf that smokes often is among my greatest fantasies

you won't be saying that when she's in her 40s

>>39442469
thin =/= fit my dude

its closer than being a fat fuck that's true

but if your lungs don't work you aren't rly healthy

>>39442444
>i don't see the point of tobacco
Not having panic attacks.

>>39442473
Why would you ever have a 40 year old girlfriend unless you're one of those guys who gets off on having a mommy gf?

>>39442469
>A physically fit smoker
Sure, but I want to be the absolute best I can be at what I do. Smoking will impede that.

>Healthier than most westerners
That's not putting the bar very high.

>>39442489
This.
I'm a skinny little faggot.

I mean, I've always been a skinny little faggot, but I used to be an athletic skinny little faggot.

>>39442473
Just depends, both my mom and her best friend since high school have smoked since they were 14 and their voices are largely the same and they don't cough all the time or anything. It giving my gf a slightly deeper voice would be nice anyway honestly.

>>39442489
It seems as though the cigarettes have already taken a toll and given you some kind of mild stroke. In your delusional state of mind, you seem to have thought you were on reddit.

>>39442426
naw man I feel you
something about how the scent lingers

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I only smoke when I'm depressed or know that something really fucking bad is about to happen. It chills me out because it reminds me that we all die.

>>39442516
i've never smoked tobacco in my life i am drunk though

i redditspace because it makes my posts easier to read sorry not sorry

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>>39442512
>It giving my gf a slightly deeper voice would be nice anyway honestly.
Introduce her to people as Dr Mrs (Whatever your name is).

>>39442520
>Only smoking when depressed

Hence why I smoke every day.

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>>39442524
>sorry not sorry
Leave.

>>39442416
This anon gets it
>be me
>smoke during my breaks
>show up to class smelling like smoke
>can tell normies beside me are put off by the smell
It's not like I know any of them anyways, so fuck em

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>>39442542
i'm not a normie

i'm lonely and fat and ugly

i've been on this board longer than you have probably

certainly this website

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Quality cigs right here

I smoke 1-2 hours of hookah per day

I don't want to life long

I often think of quitting but if the world ends sooner than I expect then I'd only regret not doing drugs with reckless abandon and not smoking at least one more cig. I'm an unfortunate person and have had some close calls. I think it's ok if I smoke some tobacco

>>39442387
Your own smoke tastes different, its much better than what you smell off of other people. Its hard to describe.

Haven't smoked in 6 months, plus I'd go poor if I picked it back up. The taxes on them in Australia just went up and are higher than ever.

>>39443626
It's not as if lifespans are long in the middle east anyway.

>>39444392
I know what you mean. It's like the difference between eating your own semen and eating someone else's.

>>39442387
I love the smell of cigarettes. It comforting to me. Smelling it on a guys hands or in their hair or the clothes like we cuddle or whatever is heaven to me. My mom smoked my whole life, my earliest memories are smelling cigarettes on her.

I myself started smoking when I was 9. I started off on Marlboro red 100s with my mom cause that's what she smoked. I now smoke Marlboro smooth 100s, been my go to and all time favorite for 4 years now.

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>>39445474
>Smelling it on a guys hands or in their hair or the clothes like we cuddle or whatever is heaven to me

>>39445474
>Smelling it on a guys hands or in their hair or the clothes like we cuddle or whatever is heaven to me.
That's really gay but I agree. I also love to smell my own hands.

> Also why does the last of a pack of tobacco taste like shit ?

was wondering about this myself the other day, and can only think that no matter how well sealed a pouch might be, the constant opening of the pouch oxygenates the tobacco or dries it out some, so that the last few grams will always be a bit more harsh in taste

i know they're definitely a bit more coarse on my lungs, and i think that has to be due to the moisture levels

I smoke about 15-20 a day. Some days when I'm bored I have one every 45 minutes. I reckon I'll quit when I'm 30. Hopefully I'm not too addicted by then, but I almost certainly will be.

I use Copenhagen Mint Pouches. After work in the bathtub while browsing here. Ultimate comfy.

>>39442457
tobacco is for kids with self esteem issues. casual hallucinogen use is the real adult way

I just smoke black and milds. About 1 a day. 20yo. I like the calming nicotine high

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>>39446486

>assuming their a guy and not a girl

>>39447541
That's usually an accurate assumption though...

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>>39441969
I smoked like a train for 5 years
Quit cold turkey last november
best descision I've ever made
>Pic was my brand

>>39441969
I just quit a month ago
Never got cigarettes though, I always bought rolling tobacco
I still smoke some weed every once in a while, that llittle bit of nicotine from a joint doesnt hurt compared to the 15 cigs a day I'm used to

>>39448031
How long did it take you till the urge was gone?
I'm one month in (see last post) atm, it's gotten a lot better
I still cheat a bit though

>>39447164
>breaking the law is adult as fuck yeah!!!
Come back when you graduate HS.

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>>39442520
>I only smoke when I'm depressed or know that something really fucking bad is about to happen
same here. I don't smoke regular but usually end up having 2 or 3 just to chill myself out when I feel negative or stressed.

>>39442538
Heh. Heh heh. HEH HEH HEH AHAHAHAHAH HEHEHE HEHEHEH HEHEH.

Same, my nigga.

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>>39445028
Lol'd harder than I should have. Cheers, anon.

>>39445028
hookahs are literally everywhere now even in south america

Smoking is my only pleasure.

>>39441969
You smoking RYO tobacco? The last part tastes bad because it gets dry.

>>39442312
Same age, but smoked for longer. It is not even possible with the willpower of a robot to quit but good luck anon.

>>39449298
the law is supposed to work for people, not against. when you use "the law" to justify your argument, you fail to consider the underlying ethics. also, not sure what backwards ass government you reside under.

regardless, it's legal where i live.

i used to smoke tobacco too. i'm just pointing out how childish it is to post your opinion as fact. ie. "Grow up. Weed is for kiddies, tobacco is for adults."

c'mon dude. we're just trying to have a good time here

>>39441969
I do smoke, but not on a daily basis

the kind I get don't seem to be addictive

>>39441969
The last one is the most dried out opposed to the first of a fresly opened sealed pack that's not been contanimated by air.

I'm on the fence about starting to smoke, recently I've been feeling the urge for some reason

>>39442387
Idk, I joined the army, Turns out when you're in a fucking hole for 4 days at -25c, smoking feels pretty fucking good.

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>>39447541
>assuming they're are girls online

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>>39450458
oh look a high school debate club kiddo

>>39442057
Never forget to smoke after a pork tenderloin, rare beef or chicken...it kill the bad bacteria in yur gut.

>>39452351
debate clubs are dead, thank feminists

>>39450258
>>39451643
>RYO tobacco
Yeah thanks man American spirit Blue

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I only smoke when I'm depressed, oh wait.

>>39452337
i think he mean """"girl""""

>>39451906
Same my dude, I broke down recently and picked up a pack. Couldn't stop coughing and got sick of it so I trashed them. You can casually smoke, don't buy into the "one and you're addicted" type of thing. Don't make it a habit, it's expensive and will kill you. Pipes are more fun anyway.