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I start autistically screeching everytime I hear some say Yorick uses a shovel.

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>>37723637
What is he using? orig
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>>37723670
The better question is what isn't he using.
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>>37723637
Yorick uses a shovel. He's basically the shovel knight.

https://youtu.be/GYbolmDGPEo
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>>37723695
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He uses a Shaolin spade you uncultured Tin 14 cockcobbling nubblin.
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>>37723722
"Water for the living, shovel for the dead." - Yorick
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>>37723722
It's not a spade faggot. It's a shovel
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>>37723786
"In ancient China, for example, travelling Buddhist monks would often bring along a Moon Tooth Spade: a double-sided weapon with a shovel-like scoop on one end and a crescent-shaped blade on the other. The tool had multiple uses: If the monk happened upon a corpse on the road, he could properly bury it and deliver all the necessary Buddhist rites. And, if he encountered bandits or wild animals, he could bust out the crescent blade to beat the holy hell out of his attackers."
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/yorick-champion-update

The weapon he is using is clearly flat bladded which means it's not a shovel.

G E T C U C K E D O N
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>>37723840
>Moon Tooth Spade

That looks nothing like what Yorick is using. Yorick is clearly using a shovel. Stop being so fucking autistic.

Yorick also isn't a 14th century Buddhist monk
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>>37723952

More strawman then Fiddlesticks. No one said Yorick was a 14th century monk or used a moon-tooth spade.
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>>37723990
You implied he uses a moon tooth spade with your last comment. Now you're backflipping because you're wrong.

Yorick is clearly using a shovel. He even says he has a shovel in that quote. He doesn't say "Water for the living, Moon-tooth spade for the dead." does he now you simpering fuckwit?
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>>37723990
In this model it's very clearly a shovel.
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>>37724031

I didn't imply shit, you're the ape for assuming all Shaolin spades are the same and ignoring the fact that "Shelter for the living, shovel..." is a phrase and not a literal term. Also, still ignorant of the fact that his weapon/tool is flat af and therefore still not a shovel no matter how you argue it.
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>>37724036

Skins don't count lore wise. Same line of reason why Fizz isn't from the Void.
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>>37724088
Except it's a shovel. The guys a shepard of souls do you think he's going to be digging holes with a flat spade? No.

https://youtu.be/6OxUe9WyGd8
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>>37724036

Also that's the old splash. New one is flat.
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>>37724143
New one is a shovel too.
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>>37724137

Why couldn't he? I've dug holes with spades before. It depends on the material your digging. Not going to say it's easier but it still works.

Also, still a flat tool. Even if he used it as a plunger it would still be called a spade.
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>>37724160
Except it's a shovel
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>>37724174

That's not an arguement. You might as well say Trump's hair is sentient as use that as proof.
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>>37724160
People have been using Shovels as weapons for years. Just like Yorick does.
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>>37724213

People also have used Spades before which are generally more combat oriented. I'm not arguing that a shovel is bad in anyway, I'm literally stating that Yorick is using a Spade and not a shovel.
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>>37724241
Hi guys it's me the Buddist Warrior Monk, Yorik. Look at my spade!
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>>37724280

Hey guys it's me. The person who can't come up with a legitimate arguement.
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>>37724310
Hi guys. It's me Yorick. I totally use a spade it's not a kekshovel lols!
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>>37724341

Pls no bully, I am a simple gravedigger tending to my graves.
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Yorick: And my shovel
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I kinda miss old Yorick. I wish they had kept his lore instead of scrapping it all though. He was one of the more interesting characters to come out of that game.
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>>37724433

Pls stalp. Maiden is a cheap hoe and gave me this shitty spade. I can barely feed my Ghoul family. Pls send moneh.
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>>37724449

Srysly? I played old Yorick and I felt super depressed. The lore was ok but the new one is soooooooo satisfying. I basically wifu'd him as soon as I finished playing the 1st game of new Yorick.
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>>37724487

I wish I could enjoy him but I got seriously burned out on LoL after playing it for 6 years. Kinda ironic considering the fact that the only reason I even stuck around in the first place because I was hoping they'd Rework Yorick one day.Talk about Monkey's Paw.
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>>37724530

Kinda in the same position atm. I'm not motivated enough to play league until they give him a new skin or make it easier to obtain gemstones. Fuck RNG gemstone gated 1350 RP skins.
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>>37724557

I doubt they'll give him a new skin. They never gave him one during the 4 or so years he's been out for. Hell, even Urgot who considered to be forgotten by Riot for the longest time eventually got a good skin. Oh well, Old Yorick will forever live on as the only champion in League history to have completely broken the game in more than 3 different occasions.
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Who the fuck cares what he uses? Why do you even play League of Plebs?
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