Daily NEET thread

>>37723766
>woke up at 10
>i'm still in bed (11 now)

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>>37723856
pretty sure all the ragie wagies will attack me and call me lazy

>>37723856
>>37723872
also I don't have (((facebook)))

>>37723872
What are you scared? bleux

>>37723883
Oh, that's depressing. Good luck with your chores anon.

>>37723872
Do you have a reason to be NEET? Serious question

>>37723918
aspergers and add
I've had jobs previously but it never really works out, it's not like I haven't tried

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>>37723766
This is the daily NEET reply.

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>woke up at 9pm (11am right now)
>browsed 4chan, played a few hours of video games while watching youtube videos and listening to old radio broadcasts
>sold btc and bought it back just now, made $80
all in all a pretty good day lads. To think there are people who go out and slave away for eight hours to earn this kind of money!

>>37724712
>To think there are people who go out and slave away for eight hours to earn this kind of money!
But even minumum wage cucks make more than you.

>>37725111
trips of truth desu famalama

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>>37723766
oh no if only I had no job I could vaccuum and water plants how will I live knowing that I could do laundry myself instead of paying whores to do it.

I have to go to work btw but I'll just post this again tomorrow.

>>37725111
minimum wage is 7.50gbp over here

>woke up
>500$ crypto investment now worth 350
for fucks sake.

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topkek. i ask OP if he's a KHV and i got warned for evading the r9k filter.

>>37725453
the roolz, do you know them?

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NEET life is extremely comfy tfbqfhwyimfhojbqfhwy famalampire

>>37725453
OP probably reported your unorignal post to avoid having to answer that question.
because deep down being a neet is rotting away at his self worth. and then also being khv. well it probably triggered OP.
i'm a neet and as much as anons glorify it, i hate it. i feel more useless day after day. and the prospect of losing my khv status fades just as much.

>>37725746
>slaving away at a shitty job to make your boss rich gives you self worth
how do you figure anon?

>>37725746
>i hate it. i feel more useless day after day.

that's because you do nothing productive all day
get some meaning into your life and being neet is the best thing ever

Can you really afford your own place with NEETbux?

Serious question

>>37725865
desu it's being at home so much and neetbux being my source of income (i don't get paid a lot, i don't have a physical disability) makes me feel like a failure

>>37725912
not in australia, unless you're retarded as fuck and kids to claim benefits for.

>>37725916
Iktf brother. To make it worse I eat shit food because I can't afford nice food with neetbux.

>>37725912
I could but then I'd have no money for anything else. I wouldn't be able to pay for the utility bills.

>forced to wake up at 7 by my parents to get car insurance or whatever
>luckily i somehow fell asleep by 3, i usually don't if i do until around 6
>i used to drink coffee a lot but these days i'm too tired to make it
>take shower and fix hair

Ree how are all these neets living so comfy. Ive been eating toast for the past three weeks. My neetbux payment got delayed and i have fuck all money to see me through until I get paid.

>>37726017
Lad go to the food bank, it's there for people in your situation

>woke up at 7:30pm because of roommates
>eat some ice cream cake
>eat a fried peanut butter banana sandwich with whole milk + that chocolate multivitamin stuff
>watch netflix
>smoke some weed
>play some street fighter
>get into a long IRC discussion about how Avatar the Last Airbender wasn't perfect
>smoke some more weed
>contemplate death think about medical bills
>consider making art
>go on /r9k/

>>37726079
I have plans to go to the local shopping center tomorrow and scope out the food court for people leaving behind leftovers. Do you think I'll get in trouble by security?
I miss having money to buy the essential stuff. Being a NEET sucks when you don't live with your parents.

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>Wake up
>Parents beg me to send more job applications online
>Nobody wants to employ since I have no experience and am a lazy NEET
>Argue with normalfags on 4chan for a couple of hours
>Want to buy some vidya but I have no fucking money on hand or in my bank account
>Buy some tendies for lunch for the 4th day in a row
>Parents force me to go out and get groceries
>0 friends, kissless virgin, nobody to talk to outside 4chan
>Losing interest in vidya and anime, just wanna browse 4chan all day
>Have thought sessions regularly where I realize how much nothing would be lost if I killed myself
Yeah bro, go NEET, it's the patrician's choice

>>37723766
From where do you all get found to live?
I leech of my parents but it will have to end someday, and I don't know what to do?

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>>37723766
Are you guys REALLY NEETS? like you seriously get paid for by the government even without disabilities?
How do I get in on this? I'd prefer to do it while living with parents so I'd actually have spending money.
Don't give a shit about social status anymore, I haven't been back to college in years and haven't bothered to even hang out with my friends in over a year now.

>>37723766
So you're a slave to your cats?

Your cats probably mock you the same way you mock wagies

>>37726217
I'm actually asutistic so that plays a role, if you're not ill in any way you can still go neet but you wont get much

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>>37726217
Yes, there should be an office close to you whdere you can apply for free money when you're unemployed.
idk how it works in other countries, but in Ireland I think you have to meet certain requirements, if both your parents are working you can't apply for NEETbux.

I think you need to be a certain age too, like under 25, since the government really wants to implore you to try out college first.

>>37726243
>I'm actually asutistic
High functioning or legit sperglord?

>>37726268
self diagnosed desu

>>37726268
high functioning aspergers and ADD
actual diagnosed both when I was a kid and as an adult

>>37726153
You'll be reported to centre management by a cleaner or other customers. You have to be quick.
I am speaking from experience.

>>37726302
I feel sorry for you. You'll most likely never get a job and if you do you won't be able to hold it down. Youre a cancer to society, the economy and the health care system.

>>37726344
At least I'll always have nice hair from my daily haircuts.

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>>37726344
>You'll most likely never get a job and if you do you won't be able to hold it down.
I've tried different jobs and educations but you're very right about not being able to help it down.
I will never have friends, I will never have a normal job, I will never have a proper career, I will never have a normal gf, I will never get married and I will never have kids, and watch them grow up
I'm not ok with this


>Youre a cancer to society, the economy and the health care system.
well if I'm gonna be treated like a retard, have limitations and not the same opportunities as neurotypicals, then they might as well pay for my existance

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>>37726409
This perfectly sums up NEET life. Being at home all the time is a constant battle in my head. I've had jobs before too but I always take sick days and I eventually get fired from every job I've had.

>>37726409
Poor anon. You are not alone. Remember that always

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>>37726243
>>37726253
How much you think we're talking here with no disabilities? At least $200? I'd just want the money to pay for more food desu.

Still under 25 and both my parents don't work but we live in and own a $1.5m house . Do you think that'll affect anything?
Do I have to show some proof that I'm unable to work/forced to be unemployed? I'm sure I could easily land a job but fug that.

not a neet but I had the day off

>wake up
>have a wank
>watch anime
>shower
>go out to buy food
>play some vidya
>read some books
>cook dinner
>watch more anime
>(soon) go to bed

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>>37723766
>neets won't know this feel

>>37725111
Not after taxes and they have to do so much more and are abused by their jew boss. What the fuck is wrong with you

>>37726794
We won't know this feel nor be able to read what you're presenting here.

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So how long have we all been NEET here?