TFW no SoCal white blonde GF

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>tfw no pashtun gf

>>38180455
OP stop chasing roasties it will never work out.

What is life in California like? t. Europoor.

>>38180455
You don't live in SoCal do you? I do, and all the women here are either blonde roastie stacy sluts with massive princess complexes like in your pic or they're short Mexicans that may be hot now but when they hit 30 they turn into those old, fat, short Mexican moms you see
This is Hell. It's certainly hot enough to be Hell.

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Cali Asians are better.

>>38180574
If you're conservative here you want to blow your brains out on a daily basis. If you're a liberal here you have no brains to want to blow out.

>>38180602
>short Mexicans

I was chasing one until half a year ago.

She's dating a Chad now.
;_;

>>38180602
I can't see her princess complex with my face buried in those tits

>>38180909
Obviously they want Chad, they want surfer Chad who can take them to the beach and give them weed and 'show them a good time'. Why on Earth did you ever think you stood a chance? She has to go back.

>>38180947
You're never gonna bury your face in those tits, no matter how much money you spend on her. Those are reserved for Chad only. It's utter futility; these girls think that by virtue of living near or in L.A. they all deserve movie stars.

>tfw no SoCal girl to snort cocaine with
>your life will never go off the rails
>you will never end up in a rehab center like the celebrities

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>>38180723
this

California is the worst state in the union

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Her chin uneven

>tfw no thicc socal illegal spic gf
fuck my life, these norcal bitches are too entitled

>>38181095
Why don't you complain about those ugly fucking sunglasses instead?

>>38180948
>give them weed

Fuck, she does smoke weed. Is this a common stereotype about SoCal Mexican girls? Short and smoke weed?

>>38180604
I WANT QT ASIAN GF I WANT QT ASIAN GF GIVE ME QT ASIAN GF I WANT GF

Mountain and desert girls are far better, eastern cali in general is better in every way.

>>38180455
She's got awful taste in eyewear

>>38181216
eharmony
Tinder
Okcupid
Plentyoffish

>>38181257
those asians aren't QT

>>38181183
Isn't the entire population of Mexico made up of short weed smokers?

>>38180455
shes from Texas

SOCAL GIRLS (BLONDE) DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE FUCKIN WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT BITCH IS

>>38181257
What kind of asian girl would go on fucking eharmony okcupid or plentyof fish?

that's a diff breed of degenerate lol.

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>>38180455
Why is there such a huge gap between her boobs

>>38181183
It's a stereotype
of literally anyone in California

>>38181183
Fucking every millenial smokes weed nowadays, even more now that it's legal.
Here are some stereotypes, does she:
Wear leggings?
Have an iPhone?
Constantly talk about her snapchat/instagram?
Hate Trump?
Feel the 'Bern'?
Tranny 'ally'?
Listen to rap/hip-hop?
Describe her cuntiness as 'honesty'?
Etc.

>>38181257
no that won't give me a qt asian gf. qt asian gfs can only be found roaming wild, but all the chads snatch them up

DO YOU SEE ANY WHITE GIRLS LIKE THAT

HERE? instagram.com/brandymelvilleusa

shes literally from Wisconsin or whever the fcuk this weird >>38180455 kansas yeehaw is from

>>38181565
Wow, and here I thought I was already as big a misogynist as possible.

Instagram is a bad thing, brah

>>38181390

fake tits, anon.