/DSG/ DAILY HANDSHAKE GENERAL - SHAKE FOR THE STARS EDITION

Thanks pop! You always got my back. I love you.

This is such a shitty forced meme

All the managers of all local businesses have blacklisted me. There are no hands left to shake, only unemployment now.

>>38180424

Ur mum is a shitty forced meme

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>>38180382
"Glad to hear it, champ. How's the job hunt going? You know, it's always best to follow up in-person, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and remind him that you're still interested in the job. How hard could it be?"

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>>38180444
"Champ, winners never quit, and quitters never win -- and while the Johnsons across the street may have raised a quitter, I sure as hell didn't. Now you march back in there and speak with the manager and remember to look him in the eye, stand up straight, and give him a firm handshake. It's all about that "can-do" attitude, son."

>>38180446
Damn... someone call an ambulance and tell them we got a burn victim

>>38180513
They said they'll call the police, pops. I can't do it.

I have a job interview tomorrow.

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>>38180558
WHEN YOU HAVE THE JOB, THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO REST.

Is this /r9k/'s version of Toddposting?

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>>38180446

Holy shit fuggin roasted

underrated thread
fcdfcfdds

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>>38180573
"It's all about the basics, son. Dress two steps above the position you're applying for and ask to speak with a manager. Stand up tall, look him in the eye, hand him your resume, and give him a firm handshake. That's all there is to it."

>>38180297
Dad! I got the job!

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>>38180985
"That's great, champ! I knew you could do it! Now let's work on getting you a second one. Same deal as the last one: Speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."

>>38180458
I got a job dad. You never listen. This is why mom left

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THERE ARE NO JOBS YOU BOOMER FUCK

>>38180446
THOT = PATROLLED

>>38181054
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I AM NOT SOME BETA KEK SLAVE. I WILL NEVER BOW TO WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>38181153
"Champ, you could sit there and make excuses or you could go out there and seize the initiative. Now you're going, like it or not. Speak with the manager, stand up straight, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. That's all there is to it."

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>>38181162

"Go to the manager, Shinji."

>>38181311
n-no *cries intensively*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Grab 'em by the hand, son."

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From another time, comes a man of immense knowledge and insight. His advice is timeless: Show up on time, stand up straight, look others in the eye, and give a firm handshake -- every single piece as important as the last. But when it comes to making a lasting impression, there can be only one.

>>38180297
This is a good shitty forced meme.

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>"D-Dad I went in there like you said and talked to the manager. But he told me to apply online."

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Here's how yo ol man get a job. Dress fo success son. You gotta go in der wif yo head held high. You ask to speak to da maganer, stare him right in the eye and gib dat guys chicken wing a good ol shake. T'ink yo can do all dat son?

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"Kids these days don't know how easy they have it; all it takes is walking in, talking to the manager, giving a handshake and telling him you want the job."