>fap to the most depraved shit possible >turn into a wise

>>38180428

>want gf
>fap
>don't want gf anymore

feelsgoodman

>>38180428
You're tal'm'bout dat post-nut clarity OP

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>>38180428
>fap to depraved shit
>cum
>start listening to sad piano music
>begin to understand how the universe works

>fap to a crossdressing wall of flesh getting waterboarded by a Z cup black hole
>the exact millisecond the tiniest centimeter of cum emerges from the cave of nightmares instantly grab my balls and squeeze them as tight as humanly possible
>feels like they're gonna pop, fucking squeezing my fist like i'm trying to unscrew an upside down pickle jar trapped inside my sack meat
>hear an extremely loud ripping sound followed by an entire chorus of bones cracking and snapping into place like a sledgehammer slamming full force into a pair of diamond edged bitch nuts
>transform into a two dimensional flat space basalt magma pig with a very oily greasy balding human lava scalp
>a gymnast woman from panama with an overgrown fu manchu moustache and a hard as steel bowlcut that does wrestling gigs on the side but got in trouble for touching old women at the local church named Helga walks into the room
>rolls across the floor with a series of somersaults before jumping into a flying hindu squat
>CROWD WAITS IN SUSPENSE!
>she falls on her neck and dies instantly
>CROWD CHEERS!!!!

EVERYONE CLAP! YOU ARE LOVED! Atomic Bombs deserve love too!

>>38180428
>Fap to a teen girl being deflowered with a screwdriver, tied naked to a table, while she cries
Doesn't feel great desu.

>begin to nofap
>feel good about myself for not having guilt fapping

>>38180428
they call it the devils laughter.

>>38180428
That feeling doesn't last as long as you think it does, OP.