What is it about girl butts that is so intoxicating?

>>38560517
IDK. I just want to fuck them terribly.

>>38560517
I don't know, but I feel the same way. Girl butts can do no wrong.

>>38560517
It's a region rich in fertility indicators.

>>38560517
I love tushie

>>38560517
>that is so intoxicating?
the smell of their gass

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Who here /anus/?

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>>38560517
>imagine touching them
>imagine their softness
>imagine them rubbing your dick
>imagine them sitting on your face
>imagine being an inch tall and between them while she goes about her day, with her walking causing the cheeks to rub sensually against your dick, with her occasionally letting out a fart and giggling at the squirming sensation you give her
Okay, that last one is just me, but the rest still apply.

>tfw I will never have a qt femdom gf whose butt I can worship

how horrifying

>>38560517
why are man asses so ugly but girls butts form so nice ?

>>38560985

why didn't the dub have this pun?

Was it really that hard to edit the mouth flapping?

I'd press my nose against her asshole

>>38560517
btw thats a dude
no mounds of venus

>>38561076
Was she even really saying the pun, or did the caption guys just feel like adding it in there. I feel like the chances of a pun translating from Japanese to English are rare.

>>38561096
>mounds of venus

Anon what the fuck are you talking about

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They're full of wonder and possibility.

Also I need to clean up my pictures folder, this took like 15 minutes to find

>>38560985

what anime is this?????

ty

>>38561096
no it's a girl

butterface though

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>>38560974
Yes, I am /anus/.

>>38561159
Dont belive you. Its a dude. Im right about this stuff. Watched people for money.

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>>38561155
Boku no Hero Academia. The girl shown is Mt. Lady, but she's a side character who gets like 2 scenes (although she was originally going to be the main protagonist).

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>>38560517
I hear you OP.

I have no pictures of porn or nude woman on my computer except for the very image you posted. It's one amazing ass.

>>38561159
Can you post it? I'm always ready for disappointment

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>two soft, warm, cheeks, just begging to be parted to expose the sweet little treasure hiding between them

What's not to love?

it begs the question as to why faggots like guy butts because no matter what it looks like there's a slight muscle to them and it always turns me off. a nice girl butt is perfect and soft.. and for the most part naturally not that hairy

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I want to lick a girl's musky, sweaty asshole while she laughs and teases me and calls me a bitch and generally humiliates and degrades me and threatens to tell all of her friends and make me lick their asses out too. Then she actually does it and makes me lick 5 girl's asses one by one while the others watch and record me and tease me. Then one of them rips a huge fart right in my face and it smells really bad and I vomit on the floor and then the girls force me to clean it up. Then I go back to licking ass until my tongue is sore and the girls then force me to worship their feet while they watch Disney movies and eat pancakes.

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>>38561292
>a girl will never sit on your face
Why even live?

Can we post more non-sexual girlbutts please? I just want to see their butts, not their girly bits. I'm not a pervert.

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>there might be girls with butts browsing this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>38561456
Many girls have sat on my face. This was the most recent time; a few months ago. OC, btw. (first person aha)

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>>38561535
>girlbutt
>non-sexual
I don't think that's possible anon.

>>38560517
It's the butt part.

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>>38561159
You must have really high standards.
Even in her shots without makeup she just has an average face.

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>>38561216
https://www.instagram.com/_ishmael_1122_/

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>>38561292
I want a girl who is a little ashamed of how much she likes her asshole being licked.
To hear that little gasp of surprise the very first time my tongue lightly brushes against her sensitive little butthole.
Gradually becoming adorable soft moans and whimpers as I give that sweet little hole the thorough tonguing it deserves.
Feeling her tight butthole clenching against my tongue as she cums hard.
To playfully tease her about it afterwards, seeing her blush when I call her my dirty little buttslut.

>>38560985
I was hiking up with this girl recently who looked really cute and unassuming, when we first met up she was wearing a fairly loose fitting dress and I couldn't get a clear idea of her body.
Then when we were back at her place and I start groping her and lift her dress, lo and behold she's got one of the finest asses I've laid eyes on. Big and round, and she is wearing this dead sexy little floral thong. Had a hell of a time grabbing and spanking that ass.
Her clothes were hiding the fact that she had really big tits too. 10/10 surprise all around.

>>38560517
Something about that mysterious buttox that gets me the unsure feeling if it's actually a girl butt or a boy butt.
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>>38561742
these just ruin the suspense.

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>>38562130
reeee stop bragging about touching big soft girl butts

>>38561634
Did you kiss that cute little tummy?

>>38560517
Its a sign of good breeding genetics. Women with big round firm butts have good fat deposition meaning they had good amounts of estrogen growing up. They usually having big boobs OR they grow huge boobs in pregnancy. They usually have very healthy fit kids and lots of them.

Not only that its the pheromones. Women release huge amounts of pheromones from their butt and pussy area. Its the reason why guys love sniffing womens underwear and seats. Again it goes back to breeding.

That being said dont EVER post your pic here again you filthylat titted slut.

>>38560974
i'm an assman but buttholes/anal do nothing for me. they're just sort of awkwardly there, like bellybuttons.

>>38562130
wrong subreddit lol

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>>38560517
gateway to bagina

>>38560517
Hips, ass, waist ratio. It's curvy in a way that most men just can't get.

I mean, i've seen some guys with great figures like that but it's not common at all.

>>38561634
>aha
you're a fucking virgin who's not fooling anybody saying shit like that aha

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>>38562455
But the anus is the most intimate part of a girl.

isnt OP a confirmed trap?

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>>38562165
Other than not being a virgin, I'm still very much an outsider. No friends, stay inside all day, fucking borderline autistic, etc. Also, yes that is original. I took that very picture with my phone and it hasn't seen the outside of the folder I've kept it in until now. Proof in picture.

>>38563872
See above.

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>>38564641
More proof because I am fucking autistic and have nothing better to do with my shitty life. :^)

>>38564815
>transbian

>>38561634
>>38564641
>>38564815
How much did you pay these whores to sit on your fat neckbeard face?

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>>38564858
try again

(lol its hilarious that i'm taking the b8 and just providing you guys with more and more oc)

>>38564815
>haha, I'm so autistic guys XD
>yeah all these girls I fuck? Yeah idk bro but I definitely belong here
who the fuck do you think you're kidding?

>>38564866
She's a friend with benefits that I actually like, but I'm afraid to turn into a relationship.

What do you I have going for me? A babyface and great oral skills.

>>38564890
It's just one girl btw. If there were plural, I'd probably brag about that too.

Not being a virgin doesn't change the fact that I'm a NEET with a few undiagnosed mental problems and literally no IRL friends other than her.

>>38564913
Are you above 6 feet tall? Are you white?

>>38564953
(btw, in my first reply when I said "many girls", I meant since I lost my virginity, which was when I was 16. I've done stuff with 4 girls before, thats including my current fwb. i know i sound really chaddy, but looking back i was just lucky and smart about it.)

>>38564953
>It's just one girl btw.
>>38561634
>Many girls have sat on my face.
You can't even get your story straight. Either you're a pathetic lying autist, or you're a Chad who's just here to stroke your ego.

>>38564995
6"0 and yeah, white.

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38564953
38564953
>female friend that will and does fuck him
>able to talk to a girl long enough to get fuck
>thinks he belongs here whatsoever
>mfw this is either good bait or anon is a retard

>>38565022
see VVV
>>38565014
And I'm neither. (If I were a chad, I wouldn't be a regular here for almost 2 years now. I'd be out partying and doing Chad shit with "friends".)

>>38565025
Well, there you go.
You have to understand that looks are the only thing that matter to women, and they'll gladly have sex with an attractive man even if he was a NEET with mental issues like you.

No such luck for me.

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>>38565032
She "likes me" because she says I'm the only person she can't read, and can't understand. Because the shit I say and do is "bizarre". She keeps coming back because I'm good at oral, because I studied it. When I was 18, I actually made a friend who turned me from a stuttering social reject shut-in, into being able to talk to people without fainting. Lost him and everyone I gained as a friend, and haven't hung out with anyone in over a year now.

Been here for 2 years, and if I hadn't posted this shit, I would have continued being among everybody else in this forum.

What the hell, anon? Why can't you just be happy for me?

>>38565056
Yeah, I know. Finally someone gets it.

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>3856519
>Been here for 2 years, and if I hadn't posted this shit, I would have continued being among everybody else in this forum
Exactly but you felt the need to brag like an autist and have the nerve to call yourself a robot
>She "likes me" because she says I'm the only person she can't read
Not an excuse a women is showing enough interest in you to fuck you
>What the hell, anon? Why can't you just be happy for me?
Because you're bragging on a board filled with virgins and neets about how how you're still a robot after having sex
>haven't hung out with anyone in over a year now
>he thinks this matters more then the sex he had
>mfw I got baited but if not this is a goldmine

>>38565421
>tfw iwannadiesofuckingbadwhydoialwaysmakemyselflookstupidinfrontofeveryoneimjustgonnagocrawlinaballintheshowerandletthewaterwashawaymytears

>>38565119
>be happy for a traitor
neck yourself cunt

>>38565871
>traitor
ditto

>>38560517
It's cause they look like guy butts

>>38560517
its where the vaginer is

>>38560517
better question
what does she plan to do with that icicle thing?

>>38561292
Should i just fucking kill my self if this made me hard as a rock?

>>38566231
She's going to stab the patriarchy.

All what I see is niggers in the thread

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Butt are cute. Love to fuck her in the ass

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boi butts are better

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>>38566803
Go away, this thread isn't for queers.

>>38560517
I've been fucking this roastie doggy style and can smell her ass during it since she comes over after work. Great times. Sometimes too much smell though

>>38566995
Just spray a bit of air freshener on her before you go to town. If you can get the nozzle actually into her ass, and then spray, that would be best.

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>>38560517
I'm more of a tits man tho

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>>38567145
>get the nozzle actually into her ass

>>38560647
>the smell of their gass
divine, yes.

>>38561054
>why are man asses so ugly but girls butts form so nice ?
man ass is like a powerful engine in a car. it's only about high performance. girls like muscled asses because it means their pussies will get pounded extra good. girl butts are about providing a cushiony target for a pounding by a male. evolution and natural selection are wonderfully talented engineers.

>>38566239
>Should i just fucking kill my self if this made me hard as a rock?
no, there is some good erotica out there for you, bro. >https://www.writing.com/main/list_items/item_type/interactives
just accept that you are an asseating enthusiast who loves to be dominated. it's okay.

>>38561610
>>there might be girls with butts browsing this thread RIGHT NOW
yeah, but they won't post pics so fuck them right in their sexy girlbutts.

>>38564866
>ywn stretch out a fembot butthole

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>>38561292
I was 100% with you until the farting.

Hate to admit it but I think I've jerked it to videos of women shitting more than any other kind of porn. There's this one where some guy is fucking a chick on top of him, and she shits on his nuts, then he fucks her ass. Fuck me that would be amazing.

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>>38568002
Just for you, originally

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LOL LMFAO XD