Frogs and Feels tavern

>>38562910
Booker's, neat. Leave the bottle.

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Moving to new place for cucklege. Any advice?

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>>38563029
tough day?
>>38563076
>Any advice?
order something

>>38563076
And throw me some cider

>>38563099
>tough day?
Nope.

I'll have an old fashioned.
I didn't go to high school in my hometown, so I don't know anyone other than two childhood friends that live here. No girls. Since I got home from college, I've been pretty lonely. What can I do to meet people around here? I'm not old enough to go to bars, and I don't really know anyone who has parties of any kind, not that I really like going to parties that much. At least I work during the day, so I'm not bored out of my mind, but my co workers are all older and don't really speak english.

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>>38563108
if you throw up from this mixture you clean your barfs on your own

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>>38563130
try some clubs, or go to church
or perhaps some kind of sport
or maybe geocaching, you meet interesting people while you're at it

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i really liked this girl and we were dating during last winter. she said she didn't want to get into a relationship because she was moving to europe to study abroad. two months in and she got a boyfriend. can't stop thinking about her even tho she lied to me and emotionally manipulated me while she was away.

haven't talked to another human being in weeks and have nothing to look foward to in life. think im gonna work on a boat and travel so i can try to start a new life.

>>38563368
That is all cool and stuff, but order something, this is bar, not confessional booth

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>>38563520
Hello ragie wagie stop being rude to paying customers.

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Get me a blue moon with an orange peel, bartender. I could use one.
Any other robots shit with computers? I've been itching to play Sims and Don't Starve for a while now, but I got a LUA Error with Don't Starve and I reset my sims and can't remember what content I need to download to be able to play my old saves again.
I feel so empty right now honestly, this has been all I wanted to do since summer started.

>>38563563
>tumblr

I think you need to leave frog, take that smelly blanket with you too.

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>>38563601
here you go
>>38563563
frog, do not test my patience

>>38563601
>LUA Error with Don't Starve
wait, I had this problem
are you playing steam or pirated?
in both cases: reinstall AND install c++ runtime libraries and directx

>>38563674
Steam, It's like 4 dollars for the entire bundle now bud. You should buy it man. And thanks for the tip with don't starve. It's a comfy game.

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>>38563674
>>38563716
Forgot to mention that this is the full problem, if that changes anything.

some cheap no name brand piss that has close to 6% fun sauce in it.

the name of which i won't say because it's cheap and i don't want you faggots getting it and ruining my fun.

>>38562910
Vodka, no ice, please, i like the way it burns.

Also, my girlfriend is forcibly feminizing me. At first it was just "oh, i don't like body hair, can you shave it?", then it became "oh, i like your hair long, can you grow it more for me?". A little while ago i looked in the medicine cabinet, and found aldactone and progynova, and i looked then up online. It explains my recent growth in the chest area, and moodiness. what do i do? I love her, and am curious about where this road leads, but at the same time, I'm scared she might end up asking me to fuck a guy or something, and I really would rather not.

>>38563840
>A little while ago i looked in the medicine cabinet, and found aldactone and progynova, and i looked then up online. It explains my recent growth in the chest area, and moodiness

Hahahaha, holy shit, please tell me you're joking, either way thanks for the laugh.

>>38563863
Dead serious anon, i wish i was joking, kinda wish it wasn't happening.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.

LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDD!

SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEEREEEE!!!

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>>38562910
a cold beer for me boss

why can't i make some real friends? there's this guy i thought was nice but he said something really mean to me yesterday and that makes me sad, how am i supposed to get better if people can't treat me nicely? i'm really trying

>>38563887
>beta male willingly and knowingly submitting to his degenerate gf

Here, ftfy

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>I have to an anxiolytic pill to visit my cousins
>I'll probably be a little bit sedated so I won't be as funny as they expect me to

Feels bad. Give me some cider.

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Red wine, please.

Maybe I'm in the wrong place for this. I feel like I'm in some sort of relationship limbo.

Ex-gf broke up about two weeks ago. I feel fine most of the day, but occasionally I feel a bit "empty", for lack of a better description.

It's so strange. I miss her still, but I don't want her back. This disconnect confuses me. I feel like I want to get out and meet new people, but I don't know how, or if I should at this point.

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>>38563824
cheap booze, cheap headhurt

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>>38563840
you have to remind her who is man in that relationship
fuck her hard

>>38563840
Wtf man stop doing what she tells you to do

>>38564185
meh not like it matters i sleep most of the day away anyway.

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>>38564040
start smoking, it will give you friends but ruin your health

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>>38564124
it will be fine anon, stay stronk

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>>38564159
it will heal in time or when you pick up next girl

>>38564213
fuck that, i'm trying to quit i need money

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I'll have a rum and coke.

>be white, male, social autist
>work 60-70 hours a week, 2 different minimum wage jobs
>really like my part time job
>fucking hate my full-time job

>at my full-time job
>mostly try to mind my own business and work
>have this white-trash coworker
>he's always an asshole to me and won't stop bothering me
seriously, it's like high school all over again. All i ever fucking wanted was just to be left alone to do my work
>having a perfectly fine day
>asshole comes along and makes a comment about how much of an autist i am
>ruins my day
>can't stop thinking about how much i hate this prick for the rest of my day
>get home
>trying to relax
>can't stop thinking about how much i hate this prick

It's fucking getting to me hardcore. I need to get rid of this guy. I need him out of my life, somehow. Help?

Negroni please, with orange.

I'm texting a girl at the moment but she's not that hot and several years younger than me so I don't feel a strong connection. I know I shouldn't care, it's not like I have a lot of options but it's so hard to play all the games and jump through hoops when I have absolutely zero real attraction.

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guys' I'm leaving bar for now
it is sunny outside and I am going to some water hole innawoods with my normalfag friends
I shall return in about 3 hours, don't ruin my bar
>>38564286
here, last serving for you

I just want the person i loved to have never done what she did to me

One glass of concentrated nitroglycerin mixed with BoBaBola please

>>38562910
I'll have a shot or 7 of New Amsterdam Barkeep
https://soundcloud.com/user-51291071/new-amsterdam

I just want the person i loved to have never done what she did to me

One glass of concentrated nitroglycerin mixed with BoBaBola please

>>38564324
Fuck he left just as i ordered

>>38563520
sorry m8, it's been a long day. i'll take a rum & coke.

Hi guys I'm new here. But will be taking my bosses spot for rest of night. I'm a barback, so not so good at barkeeping.

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>>38564383
>BoBaBola

something something original comment

>>38562910
Whiskey, dry please, surprise me with what brand

I've been having trouble sleeping, waiting to go to college and working a shitty part time in the meanwhile. I'm pretty sure I fucked things up with this qt I was trying to get to know, I'm just such a social retard and my shithead brother likes to point it out all the time.

>>38564453
Hey fuck off i added the nitroglycerin as a reference to how people think the poo in loo is a allahu akbar B)

I'll have an angryball. Thanks barkeep.

I have a crush on my friend. However, we fucking live together. But it's just for the summer.

I know he's bi and apparently has had crushes on people with my body type before. I also think he might like me back? But I know he would never act on it.

As for me, if I ask him out both options are terrifying af for me. He'll either says yes, and I have to be in a real relationship with a friend who I see everyday, or he says no, and I'm upset and need to see him everyday. Both options would also involve some level of awakardness, for either our other roommates, or between the two us.

However, if I don't ask him out, I feel like a pussy. And that I might be missing a potential opportunity for something great. I also really like him, and I don't think I could get over him unless I at least get an definite answer about whether he likes me or not. So:

TL;DR: Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

>>38564838
don't rush it anon, try to get him to your side of the bed (just a metaphor, or not) by himself, you just need to make sure he wants you, then you confess

i wish i was living with my best friend, you're so lucky

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>>38563520
THIS ISNT THE POINT OF THE FROGS AND FEELS TAVERN REEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU SHARE FEELS

ITS IN THE NAME

Gin if you got any or some decent vodka in a martini.

i lost friends. i lost my job...
nothing is going right for me man.
i can't cope anymore.

Water please barkeep.

I'm the same anon from a few nights ago that was going to visit a brothel and finally have sex.

I did it, I'm no longer a virgin.

It was nice.

>>38565531
describe it please i'm curious. drink's on me

>>38562910
I'll have lemonade because I'm too fucking beta to ever drink alcoholic beverage. I just ragequit a multiplayer game again. It didn't happen to me before. But now the shit's like a relentless pounding of "you're worthless". I'm worthless at what I spend most of my time on. Even my hobby makes me feel like crap

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>>38565556
>finished work and went straight to a brothel and booked an hour with a blonde girl with nice C-cups and a right amount of THICC about a size 10 if you still want to call it THICC
>nothing too extreme or too light
>flat out told her before we started that i was still a virgin and had never really done anything intimate on this level
>she said its okay and just to relax
>lay down on the bed and climbs on top of me
>gently starts playing with my cock and kissing my neck and playing with my nipples
>asks if i'm nervous and i tell her I am a bit and tells me its okay
>i suck her nipples and grope her breasts and ass
>because australian safe sex condom comes on and starts blowing me as well as sucking my balls that I had just shaved the morning for the occasion
>does this for a few minutes and then finally starts to ride me a bit
>nice warm and tight feeling but again, no actual feeling in my dick cause both condom and sadly a cutfag
>rides me for a few minutes where we take turns where i solely fucked her and she did the fucking if that makes sense
>she changes position to reverse and we do same thing as before
>no idea what I am doing, she moans a few times during the entire session but again, faking or not, whatever.
>still last a bit longer before finally cumming
>compliments on how i did well for a first timer lasting that long but again i >can't determine if its because cut/condom/nerves or all of the above
>laid together talking about various things afterwards

And that's that. Like I said, it was nice and the company and intimacy was better than anything else

I thought about asking her if I could go again and fuck her on top but I was just enjoying laying there with her too much.

If there is anything else you want to know, just ask I'm going to be around for a few hours.

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>>38565783
thanks for your time anon, i love you.

how do breasts feel in the hand? i'm guessing it's like water balloons, am i wrong?

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>>38562910
I'd like just a glass of water OP.

I made a thread about this but no one cared.

Help me robots.

>My dad's depression started 16 years ago
>I'm 20
>I know that the reason for his depression could be very likely all the problems that come from having a son
>Literally feel guilty about being born

HOW DO I STOP IT.
I KNOW IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I WAS BORN.
HIS DEPRESSION IS DRIVING MY FAMILY TO COLLAPSE AND I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THAT TOO.

HELP ME

>>38565877
No worries anon.

Not like water balloons, maybe if they were bigger they might feel like that.

They felt soft and squishy and just nice to hold and to cusp gently. Even her skin felt nice and warm to glide your hand over.

>>38565893
Get money, move out.

>>38565893
i'm sorry, i know it's not your fault.

does your father loves you though? that's the most important thing. a solution, for hard as it sounds like, could be going to live on our own if you can (if you even live with your father)

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>>38565893
I'm serving you just because you posted the absolute MADMAN nagito. Some families are meant to collapse and trying to keep your family intact might be impossible. Go talk to your dad, talk to him like a friend, ask him if you are the cause. Supporting your dad is probably best thing to do in this situation.

>>38565930
sounds really hot. how about the blowjob, does it feel better or worse than vagina?

>>38563840
m8 if your dick still works, next time you fuck her you grip her throat nice and tight and pound her like you're trying to kill her with your dick

>>38564286
Report him to your superiors for harassment. Record him talking shit and use that as evidence. That or just wait for him to lose interest, if it persists just tell him to fuck off and see what happens I guess. Good luck mate

>>38565988
I'd say sex because you're both so close together sharing something. Pressing each others bodies against one another.

Until I finally have a girl give me head without a condom, I really can't say what is truly better but for now the sex was better.

>>38565947
I don't even know if my father feels anything anymore.
When he comes home he locks himself in his room and comes out the next morning when he has to go to work. He eats junk food or something else outside so he doesn't need to get out to eat.

>>38565971
As I already said, talking to him is impossibile, and if you do so he ignores you or he answers in a very angry way trying to push you away.

Give me something light barkeep. I'm not used to alcohol.
Just broke up with my girlfriend, our relationship was quite toxic. I still miss her a lot from time to time.
But I have more time for myself now, so there is that

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>>38566051
i have no other questions thank you

i'm happy for you, i hope one day i will lose my virginity too

>>38562910
I have a feeling I'll never escape this constant feeling of despair that I have and it's really frustrating

>>38566061
just put a bullet in the sad old cunt

>>38566095
Anytime anon. Hope everything works out for you.

I might revisit another brothel in a month or so again for another session. I honestly don't see any reason why I might get a gf because of other reasons other than myself.

I just don't know if I can go back there and only see her again, if that is a weird thing or not.

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I have returned, taking orders
>>38565148
you misunderstand
there are thousands of feels threads on this godforsaken board
drinks are payment for feels, some weird kind of insight into ones soul through what he drinks

>>38562910
Coke please.
Wrote to a guy on YT I'm subscribed to if he could upload a video with a review.
He hasn't uploaded anything in the last two weeks.
prior to that he frequently uploaded
I hope I'm not responsible ;_;

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>>38566390
chill anon, maybe he's in trouble or some sort of life problems
or maybe he got himself gf or sth

Moreton bay porridge pls barman (rum and milk)

Not much happening lads, just the usual rut. I'm stuck in this perpetual cycle of work/study/work in the hope that I will one day "make it"

Part of me says I will make it, part of me says I'll fail, I dont know which is true and my head is crowded with all these contradictory thoughts. I am becoming increasingly anti-social too, only leaving the house for work or study, the occasional blackout session or obligatory visits to family.

I feel nothing except the tingle in my cheeks from the fire water and the chip on my shoulder.

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>>38566601
it is better to feel nothing at all or to feel sad?

May I have a melon soda, barman?
I might have just ruined my friendship by admitting my feelings for a person. I can't decide whether I should be happy that I admitted my feelings for someone or disappointed that I'm pushing people away with my neediness.

give me a bottle of your cheapest gin.
sleeping is a fucking chore. most people waste one third of their life sleeping.
i'm not normal. one of the reasons is my ability to stay awake and hide the fact that i haven't slept. i get told by my family it isn't healthy but tough luck because it isn't because i want to.
during 24 hours i get one chance at sleeping. only one. its maybe half an hour long. it can be 7 in the evening or 4 at night, any time really. mostly atleast 12 hours after i woke up but it can be full 23 hours.
it probably sounds like it doesn't make sense because it doesn't. spent years trying to crack the code. figure out how to sleep. warm milk, think of nothing, let my mind wander, work out, no computer, alcohol... hell, after parties i usually stay up for a bunch of hours and watch shows, jack off or some shit like that. miss my window and i'll just lie there for hours. staying awake all night isn't even a big deal anymore. i've even started staying awake between 12 hour shifts.
yet i'm a hardcore deep sleeper. sleep like a rock. wake me up before i have my 8 hours and i'll yell at you to tell me what time it is because the clock doesn't make sense.
this problem is rooted deep. struggled as early as 8 years old. was at the doctor once and got pills to help me when i miss my window. worked like hell that one time i got to use it but after that i didn't get any because ''i might get addicted'' and ''it isn't healthy''. well which is worse, taking a pill every now and then and maybe have to take one every day or not sleeping every other night because its literally impossible until 2-5AM and by then i might as well just fuck it because there is no chance in hell i'll get up in time.

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>>38566836
if you have a choice to be happy or sad, be happy
jukebox switch:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=405wuDhww9U

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>>38566848
ever heard about russian sleep experiment?

>>38566887
the one where they were fed gas and stayed awake for weeks and when offered to sleep they refused, one tore his throat out to stay awake or some shit like that.
can't really relate. i want to sleep but can't.
lied in bed damning this curse for hours and now its too late because i have work in like 3 hours.
reason i can't stand working the same hours more than two days in a row.
after all this time my brain must be mush.
put this on the jukebox:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xxizpHuoo

>>38562910
Can't fucking sleep yet it's all I want to do.

Make it a Rum and Come please, Barkeep.

I'm 27, I have a world of opportunities at my feet, yet I am incredibly bored with life. I've put on weight, my diet is not the best, and despite having a good career, I'm feeling like I'm going nowhere. It's odd, I've been like this all my life - I do things, and suddenly they become boring. Continuity is a bitch for me. Pretty much my job and being on 4chan since 2006 are the most consistent things I have going for me.

How does one get that spark of motivation back?

(Also, play Drifting by 2814. It's a nice song)

>>38567402
>Come

Coke I mean. Stupid phone.

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>>38567402
try doing something else
I care for my garden for example, built greenhouse from spare wood and glass, and have few internal terrariums made from jars and soil
for you, I reccomend geocaching, as it forces you to walk somewhere

>>38567454
Geocaching here is very average.

I like the sound of a garden though. Might head to Bunnings tomorrow and grab some stuff.

I was also considering brewing my own beer/ale/cider.

>>38567480
you live in Straya? maybe some hiking, or try living with abos for some time

>>38562910
there's so much shit I'd have to type to get my feelings across, but no one has that amount of time
i dont even have the energy to care about it anymore, i just want to die

>>38567547
order something or I don't care

>>38567562
i'm good, see you never

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>>38567590
heh I cured a guy

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arf one water bowl :3

do you serve milk bones woof woof

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>>38567692
sure thing mister woofer
one moment please

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>>38567692
here you go mister woofer
enjoy your drink and food

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>>38567794
>>38567756
thank you barkeep ruf ruf!

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I'll have some champagne.
Why the fuck is communicating so stressful?

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>>38568111
because you have to think before you say stuff

>finally get a job
>work two ten-hour shifts in two days
>no breaks
>105 degree kitchen
>today was the busiest day the place has ever had
>co-workers said I was a fucking rockstar
>starting to feel pretty good about life
>pulled aside at end of shift by owner, taken outside and told, "thanks, for kicking ass, but you aren't really a good fit for this position"
>back to the NEET life for me

>>38568168
your boss is some kind of evil jew
go work for competition and kick ass over there

>>38568179
I will, if they ever hire.

Convince me to go to an asian massage parlor

Or not to, it's up to you

>>38568168
>did really good
>not a good fit

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>>38568212
bosses tend to do that if the recruiting is bullshit, like, to pay less to intern or the job slot is actually reserved for some guy boss knows, etc
>>38568206
asian chick will end giving you handjob
but I would just go for asian hooker and fucked her brains out

>>38568212
Right? I think maybe I became a threat to him, or said something wrong. No idea. It was like getting kicked in the dick. I cam home and have been drinking for 8 hours trying to down my sorrows and confusion, while mentally beating myself up over what could have possibly gone wrong.

>>38563840
>ordering a vodka
Seems like those meds are working well

Gin and tonic, double if you could.

I might be getting married months sooner than we planned due to stuff outside our control. This is something we've both been preparing for and I do want to marry her, but I don't feel ready to sign the papers next months. I even just renewed my lease so I'm stuck at my place until next June.

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>>38568534
good for you!
this one is on the house
I for once hate weddings, because I am bachelor and tfw no gf for 26 years

I'm moving to the second biggest city in my country for college in two months or so. I know no one there, all of my friends will be somewhere else.
I've been craving physical attention from the opposite sex for so long I can feel physical uneasiness/pain at my heart. Do you think I have a chance?
i just want to cuddle

>>38568534
congrats anon, hope you'll never get divorced like my parents did

>>38568628
I'd also like a shot of Absinthe. Thank you

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>>38568791
of course
desu famalam if you are a dude you will have to put a lot of work into cuddling with opposite sex, college girls are entitled as fuck
if you are girl you'll have it easy

>>38568840
I'm a guy my friend. I don't have any previous experience.
I'd like a glass of Johnnie Walker if I can, please.

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>>38568883
you will have a terrible time if you do not have confidence and awesome body, and your thread shows that you lack confidence
it will be awful

>>38568942
Well, I didn't really expect anything different. thanks for your time.;

>>38568549
>>38568708
Your positivity makes me feel less nervous about this, thank you. I really would feel better if I had a more stable work life, but that's what I get for being an actor. At least she's very supportive of my career choice and that I'm currently shooting a commercial now.

>>38562910
Howdy partner. I'll have a sarsaparilla please

>tfw just read my drunk cringe inducive postaroos I made a few months ago on kikebook
God fucking damn it I can just not resist drunkposting when I'm drunk and on kikebook. Fucking kikes ruined alcohol for me. The end is nigh

God damnit!
I wasn't supposed to drink this weekend. Was supposed to be home and watch a movie and go to bed or something. But no, I bought some beer in addition to what I had lying in the fridge from earlier.
Started slowly, but at some point, I go into this binge and become a sad and depressed being. I become loud, obnoxious and annoying. It shows itself when I'm alone, and I sometimes go to sites like tinychat or other chat-sites and is in general rude. I don't stop drinking either, I just keep going, and going.
I ended up staying in a chat for like 2 hours, making a fool of myself, showing behavior that potentially puts my work at risk, and I'm afraid if it may have consequences.

On the other hand, there was a guy who was paid to chat. Like his work consisted of sitting in a chatroom online and talk about subjects. It was very bizarre, but I guess it's for gathering behavioral data for some big company to specialize ads and content.
When thinking about Tinychat as a whole, it's like a guarded themepark rather then a genuine chat-room. There's so many people to kick you if you dare step onto sensitive subjects.

I think I had like 5 liters of beer (4.5% alcohol) and two-three glasses of wine.

Why the fuck do I keep doing this? Why can't I just drink some, and have a normal relationship to alcohol and act not spergy when I drink?? Fuck...

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>>38569205
I only drunkpost on 4chinz, except one time when I shat on some ecologist chick for being too ecoliberal
>>38569181
wedding is top rated as most stressful day in man's life, it even tops death of your parents

>>38568628
Don't let your insecurities overwhelm you, especially during the first semester of college. The first few months are the most crucial into making new friends and connections because everyone is new and are also out of their comfort zone so they'll be looking to meet new people too.

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>>38569210
booze does that anon
actually that is the point of booze: to lose one's restraints and to forget about shits of this world

Something light please.
>had DnD today
>usually love it; my group rocks
>recently on of the other players has had some life shit (which is of his own doing)
>is noticeably irate tonight
>getting pissy at other player
>spends an hour in character ranting and berating him
>it's basically him bitching about his life via proxy
>he's turning into a colossal cunt and ruining game day

I mean I love the guy but fuck he's riding at an 11 in the SRS BSNS department and the rest of us are just here to roll dice and have some fun on our Saturday night. He can't even switch off and have some fun in game, it's all about "muh goals muh money muh progress!"

/rant

>>38569264
We're actually not planning on having a wedding until years down the line. This marriage is for other reasons and we plan on rushing through the paperwork, but we've been together for almost three years now and we both just want to finally get things moving and live with each other.

>>38569321
I'm well aware, but I don't like that I change so much in behavior. That I wake up with the normal anxiety that comes with over-consumption of alcohol, and it lasts for days upon days, weeks, months. Heck, I remember several things from years ago still. Not afraid of it having consequences, but knowing full and well I done some shitty choices regarding my own health due to drunkness, yet I keep doing it.
Saying to myself, that's it, this has to stop, and go on to the next weekend and repeat it.

I think it stems from a severe fear of authority that I've had since forever. I'm not talking about following police order, but to the point where entering the store with a pre-bought pack of gum and be accused of stealing it, to drive faster then the assigned speed, even on the high-way.
It boils down to me being responsible for my own choices that bothers me. I haven't really been doing that in my life (mentally). I've always gotten outside conformation for every minor thing. And having a sense of need to announce everything. A doctors appointment? Can't have that without someone else saying "yes, you have that".

It's tiresome and I see no solution.

>>38562910
Hi man Ill have some ron diplomatico lost my v-card the other day and girls are starting to find me cute Life is finally going well

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>>38569372
you should've killed his character, that would piss him off and send him over the edge
>>38569383
>This marriage is for other reasons
you got her preggos or one of you need green card?

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>>38569452
good for you anon! enjoy your high tier rum

>>38569592
This has been my DnD group for the last 5yrs and I love them all both as players and as people. He's just being a little piss pot.

However, IC my character is the only "combat" orientated PC and the character he's picking on is the one I owe a life debt to. If this shit happens again next week, he's getting gutted and a flesh bow tie

put this track on the jukebox squire

https://youtu.be/UFYGRQ1R7LA

>>38569427
Nothing short of developing self control is going to change that. I would recommend looking into cognitive behavioral therapy and learn ways to identify your urges and talk yourself out of them. You're already aware of the root and you identify it as being a problem so that's the first step over with.

>>38569592
It's one of those two, yeah. I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think she was right for me or was loyal.

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these threads are cancerous

>>38564286
can you like, idk, gather evidence that he's bullying you and go tell your boss? But I guess that's last resort solution, it might make you look like a cunt snitch

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>>38569698
and interracial porn and fembot feels or thousands of muh life is top tier content?
piss off you poor sod
>>38569638
>only one combat oriented character in team
what are they, rogues, wizards and bards?

>>38562910
a tequila shot for me, thanks.

Do you know that feel when it feels like the person you're fond of and been in a relationship with for many years stars pressuring for you to think of buying a house together and having children with because otherwise you're "wasting their time"? I just wanted to be in love and see where this ends but now suddenly there's a deadline.

>>38569698
>where are my trap threads REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38569766
I do not know that feel at all, I am longtime bachelor and tfw:no gf incarnate

>>38569727
It's not typical "DnD" so it's a lot more open and RP orientated. Either way, I hope next week isn't as...saddening. Of the 5hr session he ranted for about 4 of it. I understand he's got shit but son, don't take that out on us; if you're having a rough day let us know and you can take the backseat for a session.

>>38569766
Could be the biological clock ticking, but may I ask why you haven't made those decisions with your partner yet? What is your relationship currently like?

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Vodka and a lemon. In two slices on the side, with some salt if it isn't too much trouble.

God I'm shaking, another one of those times it sinks in how alone I am and how isolated I'm becoming. Can't hardly talk to anyone, internet or irl. Pretty sure I have some mental problems, not too surprising considering genetics. There's no way I can talk to a psychologist. I've had this text box open for four hours rewriting, on an anonymous image board. I don't get it.

It's too much. I either don't feel at all or I feel too much. I wish I had a friend. Not to dump problems on, but just shoot the shit, go on walks, watch movies, play vidya, I don't know, something. But I scare people off, whether I'm trying to be friendly or not. People have asked me what's wrong when I'm happy and swear I'm smiling. Can't imagine what I look like when I'm in a bad mood. Can't seem to get along with any group of people, nothing beyond greetings. I tried to write less than this. It's impossible. I've learned a lot about my mistakes when interacting with friends in the past, during this time I've had alone. But now I don't have any friends to put any of that to use. It's been years since I hung out with anyone. I need to get out of the house and go for a walk or a run. But my music player is still charging.

I was looking forward to the weekend, but now I wish I was working, then I wouldn't be thinking about this.

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>>38569819
I personally preferred Warhammer, it was simpler to play
I also had my fun roleplaying as japanese warlord in legend of 5 circles, insane druid in some system I don't remember, oblivious detective in World of Darkness and guy with a shotgun in neuroshima, or some other grim future system
I miss roleplaying
>>38569872
are you some kind of extremely angry or ugly person?

>>38565893
make him see a therapist, not just you but your entire family should push for that

also nah I don't think it's coming from having a son, it's everything else that puts him down and maybe he sees that he isn't a good dad to you

parents have a shitty way of expressing "it's not you, it's everything else, I just take it out on you"

>>38569646
I dislike the weekends more then I dislike the weekdays. At least during the week I have a stability, and a responsibility to be proper the next day. Even if my work is "free contract" for them due to government paying my income in hope of finding work.

But during the weekends, I'm left to my own self with lack of self-control and willpower. I like to look forward to the weekend, all the things I'll get done. Waking up early, enjoy the weather, walk to the park, have homemade pizza for dinner, hamburger or any other weekend-food that I don't dare eat during the week.
I've gone a year or so now with an anxiety of throwing up to the point where I avoid normal things that I could do with ease previously. Going to the store, travel with bus and so on. I have to plan it now. Constant nausea and it affects my everyday intake of food. I don't know where I'm going with this, I regret binging as usual. I want the willpower, discipline and self-restraint to take proper choices for myself.
Not have any free time as an excuse to "get back" at some entity or whatever through vices.

I guess alcohol allows my self-hatred and envy to be projected onto strangers. So it's me and my stupid choices and lack of ability to choose good that frustrates me. Like a dog backed into a corner, I can only attack - or die.

>>38563840
DUMP THIS PSYCHO BITCH NOW ANON WTF YOU CAN'T STAY WITH SOMEBODY WHO DRUGS YOU

>>38569838
>fembot21
>5 years in relationship with bf, first man
>he's 3 years older
>i'm moving to another town for the next 3 years to get a bachelor degree
>I have a dream of living in a big city which he's known for a while
>we once almost broke up when I told him I might want to move about 200km away for the same bachelor but decided to apply in the nearest university from our location, 30km away
>he tells me if I don't want to pretty much buy a house and start a family in 3 years I should tell him and stop wasting his time
>we love each other a lot
I just don't want this fucking pressure and having my life planned out at 21

>>38569925
I'm average I guess. There's been people interested in me before, at the very least.
I don't think I look angry. Maybe uninterested or bored. I could be wrong. Extremely quiet, my family's commented more recently that I mumble and they can't hear me, but I can't tell usually. The last time I raised my voice was in the 7th or 8th grade, at my brothers. It's possible I sound annoyed or something even when quiet, or something, but I wouldn't know.

>>38570036
I'm actually in a similar situation with my partner of almost three, same age difference too. Believe it or not, it's a pretty large gap in terms of goals and expectations so he's probably been feeling insecure about not being where he thinks he should be in his age and it would make sense to him that the logical step would be getting more serious with his long term partner. However, if your prospects are grander and you'd most likely be the breadwinner, he should at least step up his game to match you or at least move with you or closeby to your school.

>>38569948
How long ago did you start drinking heavily? A lot of your anxiousity and lack of comfort could just solely be due to abusing alcohol. I actually struggled a lot with drinking for a few years, but I've managed to recover and a lot of my issues either have disappeared or became way easier to manage. As dangerous as it can be, either weaning yourself off or even going cold turkey is going to be needed to clear your head in the long run.

>>38570395
I don't want to admit that I may have a problem with alcohol. Even though I been getting very drunk, mostly alone most weekends throughout the year. I'd say the past 5-6 years have been like this. It's strictly on the weekends, even when I had nothing to do during the week, I was able to distinguish between weekdays and weekend.
I'm saying to myself every Thursday or Friday that this week, I'll stay off alcohol, but there's nothing to do. Lurking 4chan, watching Twitch or catching upon TV-shows I don't care about from when I wake up till I go to bed takes it toll.

It's a lifestyle choice that I have to make. To not binge when in private, but at the same time I have to be on constant guard against the urge. It's so easy to slip, and just buy another 6pack of beer and "just" have one. Then one more, then another, and feel somewhat good and relieved about my shituation. Then I lose myself somewhere and become this horrible entity that I would be embarrassed about if I were to see myself.

And the worst part. It's 5 days till I can "test myself" again. And if I keep myself off for one weekend, it's another 5 days till I probably fall back. Then it starts all over.

It fills my void, it takes care of my restlessness, it elevates my mood, it makes me able to open up more. But it's also a slope I tend to fall down and this angry, bitter and envious creature emerges.

By quitting, it would be my new identity. Like, my accomplishment in life is that I didn't drink as if it's something to be proud of. While people get master degrees in law, science, and some shitty fake degrees, they are doing something. My pride supposedly comes from not being a piece of shit.

Heh...

>>38562910
my gf told me last night that she will wake up at 9 am and come to my home to eat lunch together and spend the whole week, its 2 pm and she just woke up...Im actually mad cause I tried to call her and the phone was off, so she didnt even put a fucking alarm. what should I fucking do? Its not the first time she does this shit

>>38570874
first you should order a drink
after that, I may have advice for you

strongest single IPA
I picked up my oneitis an hour and a half away and I think I just dropped her off at her ex's.
I'm suppose to take her back later after she said she'd spend the day with me.
I feel like a fucking fool.
i'm just gonna spill my guts and then ask her if that was her ex's on the way there.
then I'm just gonna cut all contact with her.

I hate this, barkeep.
I didn't like her at first, why did she have to keep contacting me?

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>>38571147
because women are opportunistic to the marrow in their bones anon

>>38570611
I understand if you don't feel ready yet, but you definitely sound like you need a change in routine. If your weekday job only serves to put limitations on you from drinking that day, then it can't be that fulfilling. I think you might need a drastic change in environment, location and job wise. It's not just being afraid to change, but you've also established a routine to keep yourself comfortable with maintaining it. You could just quit your job, but then you would have no income to support your drinking and living space. You could also go cold turkey, but then you have nothing to do in your free time after work when you already feel exhausted. You need to cut loose from it all and start new somewhere else. Change is scary, but necessary.

>>38570874
My gf has done that many times before. Sometimes she was legitimately tired from work and school, but early on in our relationship was due to her depression and she just couldn't put in the effort. It's possible that she might be going through some issues and she's too afraid to bring them up with you because you might end things or at least be disappointed in her. Take your time to cool off and then call her to see what's up if she hasn't made additional contact.

I'll get a Guinness, ty
Hope I'll get a gf soon

>>38571147
My rule of thumb is never drive a woman you're not dating or fucking, unless you two are totally platonic. It's possible that could be using you for rides or even a backup, but if this is really an ultimatum, is she really that worth it to you? I've had multiple cases of oneitis all my life, but I realized that those feelings are misguided after I met someone I genuinely care for.

>>38570331
Now that's the thing, he's a student too and will be for the next two years. He can't move in with me because he works in our town (internship). I'm thinking about letting him go for his own sake, I can't promise him that I'll start a family with him in three years, I've also been having feelings towards somebody else I've knows for a few years and although I suppress them, I don't feel like lying to him and myself is a good idea. What do? I really don't wanna hurt him but I think he will be better off with somebody who shares the same goal. I also want a family but don't want to plan it yet.

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>>38571711
gfs are not got
gfs are obtained

>>38571727
I like her and really care about her, but she has way too much baggage she just won't let go.
she's been fucked over a lot before, tells me I'm one of the few she can talk to and trust
I just like her too much to stay in contact, especially when she doesn't return the feelings

I need some vodka. Give it to me straight with some water, please.

If I'm not comfortable with my lifestyle, is it OK to just abandon ship and to move out of state? I'm living with my family, we're not on bad terms, but we're not close either. I want to leave them because I realize how different we are as people. They're content with sitting in their room all day, and all I want to do is go outside and explore the world. I feel like their lifestyle has rubbed off on me, or perhaps I am too much like them and hate myself for it. I'm just thinking that my home life is holding, and I'm getting real sick of my relatives. They don't care about me, they never have. It's why I turned out the way I did, but they didn't it on purpose. They tried the best they could, they're just not that bright and human just like everyone else. I want change and need it, but I've been here so long that I can't see any other way to live. Life has become routine. I want to change it, but I don't know how or if it'll be worth it.

>>38571759
Ooh boy, you definitely seem to be on a different track. I know it sucks, but staying with each other when your personal goals don't align is not going to make you guys happy. You deserve to be able to find yourself and what you want out of life, and he deserves a partner that can actually match his level of commitment.

>>38571886
It's nice that she feels comfortable enough to tell you these things, but it's not good if you can't do the same or if she's incapable of sorting out her own shit. Start cutting contact gradually and see how she responds; you could use a break from her too.

>>38562910
Give me the finest red beer you have please.

I gave up on dating today. Not like i was actively trying after breaking up with my ex 3 years ago but after reading much about female psychology and from my past research about how society works now, i feel like it's useless to chase a woman who won't love me really and only care about superficial things like status, money and looks. I wish it was different but i guess it's how physiology works. My primal instincts tells me to just say ''fuck it'' and use them as the fools that they are, but i'd find it highly immoral and can't bear to go this path.

So now that the carrot on the end of the stick is rotten, i got no clue what i'm still doing in society.

>>38571907
The first step is always the hardest. I left home as soon as I was finished college and even though the first year was nerve wracking and I almost destroyed myself in all forms, I've managed to build up my career and relationships while my friends that have stayed home to saved money haven't really gone far while also growing to detest their parents. It's healthy to leave the nest.

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>>38572502
you can always spend the rest of your time shitposting anon

>>38572502
Nothing wrong with living for yourself. Maybe it's a good time now to work on a new career or hobby. Has there been anything you've wanted to try lately?

>>38572560
I only have enough money for a plane ticket and maybe a few months for an apartment. Do you still think I should?

This was so comfy, I love this board.
Gin & tonic please.

>>38572645
Three to six months for rent is plenty. Figure out where you want to be and start doing research and applying.

>>38572502
You'll be fine, you might meet somebody who will love you for who you are, just don't chase it. I'd say go with the flow and see where the current takes you. Chill on your own but be out there for the right one to find you

>>38572226
True dat, thank you very much for a voice of reason. I needed that confirmation, love ya

>>38572736
Hope things work out out for you anon. Always be honest.

>>38563076
Don't throw toilet paper in the trash can
Don't flick your buggies

>>38571646
the only issue is that she is a friendless girl and she spends every night playing some game or drawing, she might feel lonely but Im always there for her, I only asked her to come early so we can hang out at daylight a lil bit...now she doesnt want to come because she says im mad at her...well yeah I am..I mean you said you will go out early...

Really need to stop wanking so much lads.
Had sex this morning and took me a good 45 minutes to cum because I wank too much.

>tfw the girl wasn't complaining, but I don't have the energy for 45 minutes.

I'll take a Rum and coke lad, it'll help me forget what a fuck up I am..

>>38573070
She really might have some personal issues she doesn't know how to bring up or deal with. She already assumes you're mad at her, but she's probably not thinking it's because of this. I would try talking to her tonight, either with you going to her or giving her a call.

>>38562910
give me a glass of the purest alcohol you have preferably purefied rubbing alcohol
why am i incapable of finding myself good enoufh to ask a girl for her time, sure i'm a non-meme autist who probibly got more of autism thanks to having spend my developmental years without any friends in a reasonable vicinity because i had to go to a fancy school with the full-on nutters than actual genes, but still, i'm concidered to be attractive, people think i'm funny and i don't have anything that could be a big issue, it's just this stupid brain trying to keep me single

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>>38572571
It's alright anon but i didnt get a red beer and i hate black beer, another stranger can take it, ill pay for it still. i guess ill go in my storage for feels reliever then, want one too?
Shitposting is nice, especially when i can do it 80% of the time i spent at work because it's slow (like today, so far i'm at 100%)

>>38572590
>>38572712
there is things that i may want to do in this world but i know they are futile and won't really satisfy me. As far as women are concerned, i'm ''available'' i.e. i refuse every slut that approach me while still looking for one that will have an intellect superior to a child. The only things i have to look forward in life are maybe owning/tunning a rallyish car and maybe settle in a containners-made house.

Whiskey sour. Sooner the better.

I had a dream earlier. I ran into this girl I haven't seen since college. We ran through the obligatory "it's been so long!" schtick and all that before asking about school. We both wanted to go to the same one. She tells me she got in and where she's moving and how she's so excited and all that. Then she pauses for a moment with a smile and asks about me. I have to tell her that I wasn't accepted anywhere. I can't close my eyes without seeing the look on her face. The smile shrinking as her bright blue eyes shift into some amalgam of shame, pity, and incredulity. We both stand there awkwardly for the rest of the dream. Neither of us knows what to do or say.

This may actually be the week I put an end to it. I can't escape from my failure even in my sleep.

>>38573696
School is overrated anon, only normies thinks it changes what you can or can't do.

Do you have a general idea of what you want to do in life? There is always a path for those who look for it.

>>38573853
I've always wanted to do something medical related. After getting some experience in the field, I decided I wanted to stick with physical therapy. Ain't happening. Even applied for the trained monkey associate's school. Didn't happen.

I'm looking into nursing at the moment, but this isn't a field where you can just traipse in with a meme degree and be handed a job, you know? And I'm just not happy if I'm not making a tangible difference with what I do.

I need to have sex. I'm 21 years old and still a virgin.

I'm okay with fat girls, milfs, don't have preferences at all here. Not a manlet and not a man whale myself.

How do I achieve this?

I just wish people cared about me or about the things I say

It hurts when I'm talking about something I'm passionate about and I can just see everyone's eyes haze over. It really hurts knowing that no one cares.

I guess I'll have a Guinness, but honestly I really just want to pig out and eat a shit ton of stuff that's bad for me. I can't though because I'm finally getting closer to the weight I want to be

>>38573944
Have you considered the military, just until you get enough education and experience there to move over in the civilian sector? I agree the medical sector is different from other sectors due to the high level of scholarship required but there is so many injured in conflicts that would require physical rehab that i'm pretty sure there would be a way for you to get in and trained.
> you may not start in PT, but given experience and determination you could get advancement/paid scholarship
>you need to be /fit/ tho

>>38574525
Guess I just have no clue where to start. Good a reason as any to continue my weight loss, at any rate.

>>38574023
What do you like, Anon, tell me, I care

>>38574571
Are you on a diet or something? Workout?

>>38574825
Currently just making lifestyle modifications. Which is to say I've stopped extraneous snacking and eating processed garbage sweets, and I make it a point to fill up on vegetables instead of going for seconds on the main dish. It's working so far. I'd like to start lifting again since I haven't done that with any consistency since high school football, but I have no clue what to actually do. I used to just lift whatever the coach put on the whiteboard.

>>38574911
Maybe try the low-carb diet, I heard it's good. For workout just start off with bicycling and some running etc, cardio is good to begin with

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>>38562910
some girl told me i look like this slob.

im not a druggie and not very fond of rap.

i dont like to party.

THIS look with my depressed shit personality is a bad combo.