Anons: >Wake up tomorrow >Your dingus looks like this

>>38564378

>Apply coconut oil
>Wait 3-5 minutes
>Apply vaseline

Good as new! :^)

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>>38564693
>Do that
>Still looks like this

YOUR MOVE

>>38564378
Fap to obscure fetish hentai, what else?

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Be glad that i have a normal sized dick

>>38564763

>apply more coconot oil
>wait 3-5 minutes
>apply Vaseline Cocoa Radiant Body Gel

Good as new ;^)

>>38564378

>shiiiitttt, the jews caught me while i was sleeping.

>>38564763
Dip dick in witch hazel

>>38564378
I would fucking kill myself. I would be far to disgusted with myself knowing I had a penor that looked like that, I would have to remove it or hastily end my life.

Also, why are people still posting this guy's dick?

>>38564763
it looks fucking painful, does it hurt anon?

>>38564378
>Americans actually snip their foreskins
Hahaha JEWED

>>38565070
Not at all my dear boy

>>38564378
>>38564763
Go back and stop your parents from mutilating you.

BAM! Good as new! And now your penis gets the natural lubrication it needs, and is meant to have which keeps it from looking like a crackled desert like this!

>
>Wake up tomorrow
>Your bf's dingus looks like this

>boyfriend
Funny joke. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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>>38565233
You're my gf now, get suckin'.

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>>38565252
I'M NOT FEELING VERY FELATED

whats wrong with ur dick dude

>>38565485
It's the dick that will save Europe.

>>38564378
Am I the only one that thinks this doesn't look that bad? The only issue is no foreskin

OP, your dick makes my stomach turn in utter disgust