>tfw you realize people actually have sex

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>>38560616
>tfw you realize nearly everyone has bland, normal sexual desires while you're extremely sexually depraved comparatively

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>tfw you realize every female you meet in your life had one of these private romantic moments with someone
>even someone you might call a close friend and you dont even know because its nothing special for them

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>>38560616
>tfw everybody around you is just pretending to have sex to make you feel bad
>tfw women don't actually have vajayjays

>tfw when you just don't give a shit anymore, sex is such a foreign, abstract and alien concept it doesn't even exist anymore for you.

>>38560649
>>38560720
For me it's different, I am so sexually frustrated that at nights and on my free time it's nearly all I think about. I think about qt grills at school or that I know, and imagine what it'd feel like to jam my dick inside her. Then I get even more frustrated and depressed because I won't experience it for the foreseeable future.

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>>38560667
iktf
>drunkenly confess to your former oneitis that you're glad you never hooked up
>because then we wouldn't be friends now
>she enthusiastically agrees
>hugs me
>consciously aware of your residual attraction to her
>but value her companionship too much to make a move
I need to stop befriending so many women until I get laid. This is too confusing.

>tfw you stop believing people actually have sex

>tfw people actually get pregnant from kissing and sex is just a gigantic meme

>>38560616
Reminder that most of the people you see on the street, even the fat ugly ones, have sex regularly.

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>most people have had multiple long-term relationships already and have had sex dozens of times
>most people have kissed hundreds of times
>most people find holding hands to be nothing special

>most people don't even consider that virgins older than 18 or so exist
>sex is the most normal thing in the world to most people
>but to you it makes less sense than the most insane surrealist ideas

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Why did I visit this thread? now I'm even sadder than before. Fucking hell

>it doesn't matter I'm not ugly. Nobody wants a 20 year old guy with no experience.

>>38561561
you are ugly, that why you're alone

>>38561585
I've been getting 6-7 on /soc/ so I'm not disgusting I think. It's just the curse of studying engineering with 30 guys in one class.

>>38561603
yes you're just like that stanley guy who's been rated an solid 8/10 on soc as well. fucking delusional lmao

>>38561629
stanley's a 9.5/10

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>>38561629
Well. I know that I'm not ugly. Is stanley this one?

>>38561603
/soc/ gives good ratings to people out of pity

>>38561701
I am an objective person mate.

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>>38560616
>last khv of group, even the guy you thought was worse off got a gf

>>38561561
try a 38 yr. old with no experience. you still have a passable shot.

>at uni
>get in full car of girls to go to club
>aware that one is confirmed attracted to me
>i'm already kinda drunk
>i'm a bit over drinking age
>they're all 18
>go to frat party, come back to club
>thisisit.jpg
>something seems off
>ask her for a moment to talk
>"look, you're pretty much the only reason I'm here right now, is the age difference too weird what?"
>y-you should let me introduce you to one of my friends

I muttered something like 'i'll be right back' but really just walked back to the dorms. I'm like the oldest dude here. She told a guy I met here she thinks I'm cute. So I would have to assume that the age difference is too weird. I dunno. I'm trying not to be crushed but it's just not a great start to college.

I'm still fucking awed by the fact that men just effortlessly form sexual relationships with women. It's fucking crazy. I have never once in my whole life even come close to something like that happening but for everyone else I know IRL it happens naturally and completely by chance. I wouldn't even know other incels exist if not for 4chan. Sometimes I just feel like God deeply hates me for some reason.

>>38562222
Quads of truth
I don't understand it either, how people form relationships so effortlessly all the time. It's driving me crazy. Everyone sees and experience sex as something completely normal and a common thing to do.

>>38560649
I have depraved sexual desires and people fulfill them. Also I'm a fat hairy loser who never went to collage, AMA

sex is kinda overrated. normie here. have gf. never been a very sexual person though. sometimes after i cum i think wtf is this, its so unsanitary.. lube and sweat, weird smells, you guys arent missing out on much. companionship doesnt cure the "meh" feeling of life.

>>38562124
iktf
>Slowly watching all my friends lose their v card throughout high school and college
>It'll happen someday for you bro, don't worry

>>38562609
Nobody asked. Fuck off.

It seems like a myth until I'm actually having sex.

>>38562609

It's different from everyone. Don't act like your subjective opinion is the end-all-be-all answer.

Sex can be amazing, and for me, the relationship did cure that 'meh' feeling of life. Until it got tiring and I wanted to go back to being a recluse.

>>38562617
serious. have a gf. have a car. have a job that will lead to a fruitful career provided i stay on that path.

embrace being alone dude. im too much of a pussy to break up with her coz afraid of being lonely. its ok for a bit, but the responsibility is too constraining. plus, you didnt flush the toilet? you didnnt make the bed? youre working late again? trust me, its not all its cut out. women seem to value different things, which makes them seem irrational.

>>38562635
hey, i agree man. im a little down atm, sorry. sex and relationships can definitely be amazing. ive had some of the best times of my life with the same girl and theres nothing like knowing that someone has got your back through almost anything :)

You faggots need to stop caring. So fucking what you never had a girlfriend? YOU DON'T NEED ONE.

>>38562673
Wow you have a car, amazing.

Fuck off.

>>38562722
i agree, who gives a fuck, but whatever sorry. just because you hate yourself doesnt mean you have to hate everyone else mate.

>>38562828
I only hate people who pretend to be offering consolation when they really only want to brag.

>>38562692
But we're talking about sex here. The single most intimate action between two people, which everybody but us robots seem to engage in regularly.

We all need to form a monastery. Or a militia force, or something.

average asian male doesnt lose their virginity till 35 and other parts of the world fighting for freedom while others live in small villages with uglier woman

It just boggles my mind. There are guys out there who can be lying in bed the same way I am and a girl will come in, put her face on their crotch, and start toying with them until he puts his dick in her pussy. How is this possible? How do these people get comfortable enough around others to have sex? And why have I failed so utterly to do the same?

Being a virgin just becomes more and more depressing as you realize fucking a girl is as natural to 99% of men as taking a shit.

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> a malitia force
>mfw

Why do normie have it so easy? It seems that when you get a gf you have a fuck pass and you do it 10+ times a week, whereas robots are just never given the chance to even get a fucking text back from a girl, waiting for years before some ugly hole pity fucks them or they go to a whore.

This line of thinking is strongly indicative of schizoid personality disorder. I myself am trying to come to terms with the fact that i show many signs of being a schizoid. The only thing i cant reconcile is that i have a strong desire for affection and intimacy when most schizoid people would be disgusted by the thought of being close to someone. Maybe im just fooling myself into thinking thats what i want. How else can i explain my complete lack of effort to form any type of close relationship?

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>>38560849
>be me, 20
>best friend is grill
>have slight crush on her
>we hook up
>super awkward cause she's like my sister
>"well let's never do that again"
>end up fucking like rabbits over the weekend
>"oh anon, I don't know... now that we've done this, I feel like our friendship is gonna end."
>still hooking up even now
>best friends with benefits with my ex-oneitis

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>tfw you realize about 99.9999% of males on Earth like real women and you've been masturbating to gook drawings for the past year or so

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>>38563172
>only the past year

I'm slowly coming to terms with the fact that normal people would not find the 2D porn I spent the past 15 years jerking off to unarousing.

>>38563100
maybe we're in a simulation

it's so goddamn cruel

>>38562609
>sex is overrated
You and your girl are just bad at it nigger

>>38562673
>Afraid of being lonely
So don't fucking come here and tell people "hurr durr being alone is better" if you don't even fucking like to be alone in the first place.
When will normalfags fucking learn?

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>26 years old
>realize my peers are at the "i want to settle down now" stage and looking for life partners
>im a KHV who never goes outside

>>38561629
I bait post as Stanley and he gets 3s and 4s what are you on about

I find it pretty weird that people are sexually attracted to other people. I like the idea of hugging and kissing sometimes, but I know a lot of people actually are interested in doing more than that. I think I've picked up on stuff that people say is attractive and I try to make myself interested in it, but it feels the same as if I'm trying to learn manners or something. I like certain people because of how they are but I've never been sexually attracted to someone. Maybe I'm thinking about it wrong.

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>>38560720
This. It's like those daydream "what if" scenarios such as "what if I won the lottery". It just shows how shit I am compared to everyone else when even normal things like this are only mere fantasies to me.

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>that cute and innocent-looking girl might've had ex-bfs that did all kinds of heinous shit to her

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>>38563277
This pic pretty much sums up all those feels.

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>>38563620
>that qt girl that you liked in school has most likely taken cumshots to the face several times from multiple men

>>38563150
I'm exactly the same. I wonder what it means.

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>>38563620

>blowjobs are common as fuck
>every time a girl talk to you she is breathing Chad cum directly to your face

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>>38563620
>>38564060
>tfw asked the qt "pure" girl out
>she's actually a slut, banged like 6 guys already
>still didn't get laid cause beta and she was most likely pity dating
I should've never tried to go 3D, I guess I'm only KV now but whats the point.
Oreagano deletion because wrong replies

>>38560616
>>38563315 (OP)
On holiday now without my GF and it's hard not to jack off. Have gone without sex or jacking off for about two weeks now and it keeps getting worse. Today I was at an island and because im blonde and 6"1 some asian ladies of my age (20) started to ask me to take pictures with them and then calling me handsome and giggling.
I'm on vacation in Asia so I guess they don't I see a blonde tall person that often.
Am I hated here on this board?

>>38560616
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-20/newcastle-knight-trent-hodkinson-attends-cancer-teen-formal/8728144
>Women want Chad so bad they'll make it their dying wish
Bring...me...Chad...

>>38560616
I've become a normie in many ways in the past 6 months but I'm still a virgin. This still gives me the feels, I just can't comprehend how casual sex is for anyone around me.

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>>38560616
>23 years old
>Tfw you realise your parents have sex regularly
>Tfw your life is solitary not because you don't try hard enough but because people seems to dislike you at sight
>Tfw got rated many times as 2 or 3

I don't have the courage to an hero. So i guess the ride never ends.

>tfw gf
>tfw regular sex
>tfw not waking up/falling asleep alone
>tfw she hugs and leans on you when we're both drinking coffee

Finally some good feels...

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>>38564664
>Bring...me...Chad...

>>38564735
Get
>>38563152
Out
>>38564623
Go to /soc/ or facebook, you have no reason to be here

>>38563150
If you actually want it then it may be avoidant personality disorder instead.

>>38560940
>>most people have had multiple long-term relationships already and have had sex dozens of times
>>most people have kissed hundreds of times
You're underestimating.
People in their 20s have had sex hundreds of times, with several partners, and kissed thousands of times. You might kiss multiple times a day. That's 1000+ times a year.

>>38564563
I was starting to see a girl from my faculty recently (which is something I forbid myself from doing) because she was funny and bubbly but we had a very strong understanding and she liked to hang out with me with little weekly lunch/coffee dates
>grow closer
>she presents as modest
>have chats almost every day
>somehow she ends up talking to me about lewd things
>no no no no no
>tells me how she is thirsty af
>no no no no no no no
>tells me how she currently has a bunch of tattoo'd chads she's trying to sort out for her new fuck buddy
>NO NO NO NO
>tells me how she's looking forward to going back overseas to ride the carousel

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Every woman is a thot.

>tfw you have ileostomy
>tfw no girl would ever love you because of a bag of shit attached to you until you die
>tfw destined to die alone because of Crohn's disease

How are normies able to sense this shit? I can blend in pretty well in social situations but somehow they always figure out im a kv.

>>38566165
Bummer dude. Were you thinking of going for her?
>every woman is a thot
Truthbomb bruder. It's either MGTOW or deal with it

>>38560845
I know this situation.
I was so desperate, that I moved to another city, thinking it I could get some pussy.

I often walk through my town and wonder how many people are fucking right at that moment. I look up hopefully at the bedrooms to see if anyone is getting fucked against the window but they never are.

my roomate fucked a girl twice in a row in the living room without knowing that I was laying just next door and hearing everything

>girl moans sound really cute irl

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>>38563152
>ywn have a friend with benefits and fuck like rabbits on weekends

You should check your attractive privilege.

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Attention everyone on this board. I recently got a girlfriend and im not even Chad. Just wanted to let everyone know this will be my last post here. Thanks for the ok times but ive outgrown this site.

>>38566543
Yeah pal i was quite fond of her. I've since cold shouldered and gone on with my life.

More importantly though is why thots think I want to hear about their sordid sex lives? Full disclosure I have had sex and hated it and have a very negative attitude towards it that I cannot quite explain, but I cannot for the life of me understand what cucky vibes I give off that makes this happen.

Hence why I want to purge all women from my life, but I know I can't do that as I deeply feel my biological imperative and it would kill my mother if I did it. Strangely she is a massive liberal sex-positive person who encouraged me during my teens to try and chad it up, but unfortunately my formative years were just peak single motherhood. I think I'm becoming less of a beta and more of just an ardent sexist.

Seeing thots in public and having to talk to most women I know genuinely disgusts me. I hate normies so much, I swear they aren't actually human.

I think I am slowly losing my grip on reality. Bearing in mind that isn't just because of women. I am just getting tired of the clown world

Fortunately, nobody can see this, since I still come across as just the "off" guy who is apparently super negative (because i dont tell normies how fucking great my life is all the time and sit around talking about game of normies? I dont like to talk truthfully about my life and my activities you pack of cunts)

Dont even wish I was dead, just that I didnt have to feel this way

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>>38566972
I got on /r9k/ to make my self feel better cause I just lost my virginity an hour ago, I know these feels all too well after being a depressed shit for so long to be a cunt to you guys.

>tfw you realize you've been suffering from apathy for 4 years and you're just starting to wake up from the dream you were in

>tfw hear what freinds have been doing
>tfw know these women are nothing but thots
>tfw everyone else can access these thots but you

Face it anons. We are all sub5/10's and this is our fate.

>>38566938
Well see you back here after she jumps on Tyrone.

>>38566207

Throw your shit bag at Chad.

>>38567079

> I just lost my virginity an hour ago
Was your father gentle?

>>38562609
>Lube
You don't like the sex because it sucks. It sucks because she's not into it. She's not into it because she's not wet. She's not wet because she's not aroused. She's not aroused because she's with you.
You're probably just a beta with no idea of what to do.

>>38567697
This. If you need lube for anything other than anal, you're not doing it right.

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>There are people that willingly put their dicks into a cut that's called a vagina

>>38562222
>in army
>korea
>all the girls are whores except one, seems like she doesnt even know what sex is
>envy her innocence
>her fiance, who she's been dating for 6 years, spends $2k to come here from florida for 2 weeks, plus however much hotels are and everything else
>she has his picture framed on her nightstand
>about a month after he leaves she takes a "break" from her relationship
>2 days later I hear her fucking some guy in her room next door to mine
>It's someone she's never even spoken to before that day and has STDs from fucking half the women on post
>It's been going on every day for the past week
>she didn't have sex with her fiance once while he was here

Even the good women are terrible people

>>38567545
>ear piecing
What are you ? A faggot ?

>>38568392
I know I am still to naive, but this is just horrible.

>>38561603
>want to do this
>afraid someone will recognize me or save my picture

>watch HBO and Netflix series
>all these shows that show softcore sex so casually
>want to stop watching out of env6 but the shows are really good

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>>38568591
Yeah fuck that. I refuse to post any pictures of myself online out of fear that I'll be recognized. Or someone saving my pic. Because I save a lot of girls pics from /soc/

Or an even worse curse, your pic isn't worth being saved.

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>>38568676
>post pic
>200 post later
>no replies

>>38568607
>it's another attractive beta male still gets the impossibly cute grill

It doesn't happen. Fuck TV.

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You know what's worse? When it comes so easily for some people but seems impossible for us.

>>38568764
>tfw a girl will never be this comfortable with me shoving a camera with flash on in her face

Damit I just want to impregnate something!

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>>38568706
>post pic
>200 post later
>no replies
>try again in the next thread
>they know you aren't from /soc/
>they continue to ignore you are tell you to fuck off

>>38568929
>the only time someone ever commented on my looks was to tell me how much uglier another coworker was than me
Might as well have not said anything at all

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>>38568924
That's just it isn't it? This is the root of suffering. By not wanting this we can achieve enlightenment.

>>38563152
Iktf
The best part is after making them cum multiple times, you look at your dick and can actually see white stuff splattered all around your crotch and that she can't even walk straight afterwards.
I felt proud of myself after that.

>>38563677
Fuck, man. That destroyed me.

you'll never get a gf if you never try, I tried once and I'm going to marry her desu

>>38568993
You don't belong here. I'll never experience that feeling. I've never been loved by someone that isn't family and now I'm starting to think they're losing hope for me.

>>38563677
That was horribly beautiful.

>>38569290
I just come here to laff at robotic autism. However, the loneliness and despair here gets to you after a time. I've never been on a board with such hopeless, depressed, lifeless fucks.

Girls have approached me twice when I was 19. I just did not care back then. The very moment I started wanting to have a gf, I became invisible.

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>>38563677
I'm 30 and this is me. I can flirt online but I know if we ever met it would crumble. My married brother who had gfs in high school doesn't get how much it bothers me that I missed out on so much when I was younger. And people say just don't think about it, but it still gets you in those dark moments.

>>38566207
Sorry to hear that, PMrants. Nice channel, btw. Real nice videos. I am your subscriber for many years.

>>38570626
Are you a KHV? If not, GTFO off my board normie

>>38570950
I am, don't worry.

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>tfw you realise that sex means nothing to you because you have been a virgin so long
>tfw women can't manipulate you because you don't care
>tfw other guys from your group don't understand

I known so many guys who got manipulated by hormonal urges / wasted years of their life on relationship.

There are good sides to this not just bad.

SEx isn't even that big of a deal to normies (like me) either. It's not an "event", its just a thing you do that's as normal as sleeping, eating, shitting.

>>38570999
Checked

Honestly, it's not worth the social isolation, alienation, and worthlessness from crossing a simple threshold almost everyone in the world is capable of. No matter what else you do, in the eyes of the world, you are a genetic dead end. There are gay guys out there that has had more sex with women than you.

>>38571044

I honestly embraced and enjoy solitude to an extent (it's much larger then for 99% of people).
It all depends on the person and psyche.

>No matter what else you do, in the eyes of the world, you are a genetic dead end
So? The biggest mistake "non-normies" make is thinking that normies got themself figured out because they have stable relationships / marriage etc. They are just as confused if not worse in many cases because they live a life that they have seen from everybody else around them and mimic it to not get socially expelled.

It all depends on the invidual and outlook on life. Every form of life can be managable and good, even solitude.

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>>38561701
>/soc/ gives good ratings to people out of pity
>I go on /soc/ and get 3s and 4s

>>38571117

Also I do actually have multitude of normie friends and they don't understand my like for being alone because they are fucking stupid but still keep in contact with me all the time cause they like me as a person so much. It's charisma, fucking psychopats had irresistible charm.

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>>38560616
>tfw you're so out of it you don't realize things like that anymore.
Everything's static to me, everything but my immediate surroundings. Sort of like in Hotline Miami.

>>38563677
>that last part
Yeah, it's basically come to this. I don't even imagine me being around my waifu, because I dislike myself so much.
The only fantasizes where I involve myself is something like becoming a violent criminal (like in Breaking Bad) or a lone survivor of some cataclysm where I walk the cities and forests all alone.
I just want God to strike me down with a lightning, I simply don't want to live anymore.

>>38560616
Anon are you out of your mind people don't have sex that's a myth propagated by the illuminati to brainwash you

>>38564706
I'm like this. I'm just unlikeable by nature. I try to make friends and meet girls but they all outright reject me. Fuck em.

>>38565697
Ive considered that as well. I fit very well into the AvPD description as well. But there are some things about SPD that just fit too perfectly. My personality has many elements of both.

One thing that really jumped out at me was when I read that people with SPD often feel like theyre just observers to the world, and they don't believe they're capable of experiencing life. Ive had this thought for years and the way it was seemingly pulled directly from my brain (i dont mean literally im not schizophrenic) really was an oh shit moment for me.

>>38563677
can't even place myself into my own sexual fantasies due to the absurdness of even imagining a woman wanting to have sex with me

i get that feel. the best i can do is imagine myself paying her first.

the amount of times the average male has sex in a year, just the average not even super-chads, it's like 53 times a year. that's like once a week. everyones lost count of how many times they've had sex. hundreds of times.

>>38571583
I bet you watch a ton of cuckold porn.

>>38571675
A-are we really the bottom of the barrel? I thought my life was pretty "normal" aside from having gfs and sex, but these kind of statistics kill me when I put into perspective with my own life and how much I've missed out on.

>>38572113
i can see where you would think that, but no. watching or imagining other people having sex only makes me feel bitter and inferior and not in an erotic way. sometimes i think about switching to 2D porn, which i'm not even really into, just so i don't have to watch chads getting laid over and over

>>38567697
>>38567714
>This. If you need lube for anything other than anal, you're not doing it right.
Not that guy you're hating on, but I have a big dick and lube is necessary.

>tfw you babysitted someone's 9 year old daughter while they tucked in a motel room yesterday
It was good though. I went swimming with her and she kept jumping into my arms and letting me rub my hands on her midriff. She also was laying out in the grass before we got in and I could see her qt camel toe up her dress.

>>38572392
we're not even the bottom of the barrel, we are what has dripped out of the barrel and on to the ground. a disgusting mess that nobody wants to look at.

>>38572547
you don't belong here. this place is for normal losers not pedo losers. find somewhere else to revell in immoral degeneracy. you are too gross even for r9k

>>38560720
This

kissing alone looks complicated i cant even imagine having sex.

>>38571675
that's a retarded statistic but you are more retarded for believing it

>>38562609
Here's advice for the normalfag, get off /r9k/, no one here wants your muddled advice.

>>38572877
i went to look up some evidence and you're right, my numbers were way off

>People in their 20s are having sex more than 80 times per year on average. That number declines to 60 times per year by age 45, and 20 times per year by age 65.
>But is that enough?

http://globalnews.ca/news/3312027/how-often-are-people-having-sex-and-is-it-enough/

>>38573076
>http://globalnews.ca/news/3312027/how-often-are-people-having-sex-and-is-it-enough/
they don't link any actual studies that site is bullshit anon just because it says so on the internet doesn't make it so

>>38563677
this'll fuck you up

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>>38561561
Anon you can do it, If I did it at almost 22, you can do it too.
Just find a place where you can meet girls(that's was the hard part for me)

>>38569541

>I just come here to laff at robotic autism. However, the loneliness and despair here gets to you after a time. I've never been on a board with such hopeless, depressed, lifeless fucks.

welcome to /r9k/

>tfw attractive, likable, slim, tall funny individual
>tfw secretly a 24 year old virgin

what the fuck is wrong with me family?

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>>38563677
Yeah, this is pretty accurate. But I have it easier than most because in a way I don't even want a girlfriend. I know it would never work out no matter what, and that there isn't anyone out there who I would even like. I like the fantasy of having a girlfriend, but even if I got opportunities I would turn them all down without hesitation.

this is actually so relatable

>>38571122
With excellent grooming and hygiene, that means you could achieve 5-6. That'd put you at average which is acceptable to most.

>>38573361
You must be autistic or apathetic

>>38561561
>a 20 year old guy with no experience
>20 year old
Lol you are a little baby, you are not old at all.

>>38573564
im massively apathetic desu. No autism though. How 2 fix apathy????

>>38566347
>I can blend in pretty well in social situations
Maybe you're not as good at it as you think...

>>38573176
it's widely reported these and similar statistics. just google something like "sex how many times study" and you'll get an unlimited number of results you can dismiss including actual studies you can notice aren't good enough.

frankly most of the people i've ever met had an active sex life of once or more per week, most people are like that. so the stats seem perhaps a bit inflated at worse, but i doubt they're total bs

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>>38560616
I had that moment a year ago when I was reading over some roastie's shoulder while she texted filthy shit with some guy (I suspect she was cheating on someone with him)

I feel like the average person you see on the street is someone completely different when you aren't looking

>>38563677
Very beautiful, but on the other hand I've already stopped feeling emotions as strongly as I used to, and if I ever got to that state I don't really think I would care anymore.

>>38573361
You are probably deluding yourself.

I don't even want sex anymore. I just want to kiss somebody so god damn much. I miss this tender feeling.

>>38560940
>most people find holding hands to be nothing special
This one annoys me the most.

>>38574123
i would easily pay $20 to hold a womans hand for 10 minutes

hookers wont even do that though, cause it's weird

sometimes i don't wash my hair before going to get it cut, that way the hairdresser has to wash my hair so i get to feel a head massage from a woman. and it feels amazing. even that minor physical contact from an average looking woman and i'm almost shaking from the intensity

anyone else a 25+ yo virgin and intimidated (more) by sex due to lack of experience?

>>38574246
What the oregano fuck is wrong with you

> be me at school
>group project with some faggot
>hey faggot, why do you have a toothbrush in your bag
>tfw everyone is getting it but me

>>38574281
So why did he have toothbrush in his bag?

>>38574353

cause he must be getting it

>>38571675
I've gone through more condom boxes than I can count. We finally stopped using them a while ago. Raw sex feels amazing.

>>38574281
Man I never bring a toothbrush
I just brush before I go smash and then when I get home the next day

>lost virginity literally last night
>18 years old
Feels good
Here's the thing though
it was with a dude

>>38574271
i experience normal human contact only briefly every few years when i get lucky. aside from that the closest i get to physical contact is if someone bumps into me in a crowd. i like to go through crowds hoping a woman bumps into me so i can feel for that brief thrilling second the touch of another person. i don't go around bumping into them on purpose though, i'm not a creep.

>>38571675
>>38572392
>>38572553
I laughed and almost cried reading that exchange.
This thread has fucked me for good.

>>38574383
This. I hate using them when I have to.
Hooked up with this big-titted QT recently, we were fucking for only a little over a week but went through a box of like 25 easily in that time. Then at the end she let me fuck her raw and cum in her, goddamn that shit was amazing.

>>38574426
>I'm not a creep

You're not. You're just really sad. You'd prematurely ejaculate if a woman unbuttoned your cargo shorts.

>>38574246
What I fantasize about the most is physical contact like massaging and sleeping together and washing together.

Too bad it'll never happen.

>>38574472
assuming i wasn't so terrified that boners became difficult yes. it would be better if she held me for a few minutes until the shaking from the intensity of physical contacy subsided before reaching into my cargo shorts

>>38563152
SAUCE NOW


I know who this is but forgot years ago PLS RESPOND

>>38574446
How else will I lose my virginity as a gay person?
Vaginas always disgusted me and I find it hard to find a woman sexually attractive

I did lose my virginity, you're just being a lil sore cause you didn't.

>>38574609
do you ever roll your blanket up and hug yourself against it in a desperate inadequate attempt to satisfy the hug-thirst? sometimes forming an "arm" out of the blanket to drape over your shoulder?

>>38563677
>tfw have started fantasizing exclusively a about traps because I've had too many bad experiences with women
>can't imagine a world where a woman actually likes me
>never met a trap so they're still alien enough that I don't associate them with pain
Does anyone else know this feel? I know too much about women and how they treat people like me to be able to fantasize about them anymore. I know it will always be bad in real life.

>>38574713
No. The only thing I do is listen to ASMR-type audio which can simulate some things.

>>38574686
gays live in a different world, a world of stds and easy sex. it isn't at all the same situation as what hetero males experience. there's an lgbt forum on 4chan, go there to talk about that stuff. this is the forum for straight beta males no woman will ever want to be with

>>38560616
I caved and got an escort to come to my house yesterday afternoon while my parents were out. It didn't last very long but I can at least now say that I've had sex.

Having watched so much porn it was very nice (almost overwhelming) to actually be a real participant for once but at the same time it wasn't that wonderful, if that makes any sense.

>>38574764
you need to start filtering your water

>>38574829
>the prostitution is illegal in my area
I don't know if I'd ever hire one anyways. How much do they cost anon? Also, did she try to make it special for your first time or did she not give a shit?

>>38563152
I wish I had someone to fuck.

>>38563152
>we hook up
This is one of my least favorite things about modern society. Do peopl even date anymore?

>>38574861
It's illegal in my area too but I took the risk. Probably will not again.

The girl I picked out cost $200 for a half hour and no, she definitely did not make it very special. I had my own condoms but she insisted on using one of her own, and seemed really nonchalant through the entire thing.

>>38561603
I was going to try and make you feel better until I heard "/soc/"

Fuck off you cretin

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>tfw you realize that people actually have friends, a career, and hobbies other than shitposting

>>38575020
i guess dating is more like a job interview where she decides over an extended period of time whether or not you're good enough. constant shit tests and taking her places and trying to be fun and impress her and jump through hoops and do everything right. in an attempt to form a real relationship with her

and hooking up is more like a job interview where she decides over a brief period of time whether or not you're good enough to have sex with for a while.

either way, the standards you have to meet are incredible, the slightest fuck up unforgivable, and really only the top males can perform when it comes to romance or sex. so it's like why even bother

>told a girl that I wish I had x-ray specs that would only work on girls when I was in primary school
>she laughed and said why I wanted to see under aged bodies
>she has been ghosting me for the past year.

I MEANT WHEN I WAS THERE TOO REEEEE.

>>38562609
how people bond differs based on genetics. some are genetically predisposed to form much deeper monogamous bonds, of which sex can act as an emotional glue, and you might just not be one of them. the tragic irony may be that those who are most genetically predisposed are the least likely to form such bonds. the prairie voles are the key to all of this.

>>38575020
Hooking up is like eating a snack when you're not really hungry enough for a full meal. Fuck off with your gay ass monogamy shit.

23 and feeling like there's a good 80%+ chance it's too late unless I get a whore. Even then my 4.5 inch dick is a huge mental obstacle for me to overcome. I was that dicklet kid with the 2 inch worm penis in the school changing rooms who remains 2 inches flaccid to this day.

Was I always fucking destined for this or was there a crossroads in the past where I could have chose the right path and made it? I have no female siblings, no female cousins and went to all male schools. I've never known a female outside of my mother and I just feel like such a fucked anomaly.

And I know in my heart I'd rather live alone than ever settle down the line out of desperation. I hate the hookup and tindr culture. Our kind has already lost.

>>38575396
How about you fuck off, normalfag? This isn't facebook.

>>38575432
I think things would have been different in the past. Find a girl overseas, that's what I'm going to do if I don't find one in America. 21 here and tired of this shit.

>>38575436
Fuck off you bitter no pussy getting virgin

>>38575525
I've often felt that I would need a total reset as well. The UK is a really depressing place to live and all Americucks who hate their country need to check their privilege.

>>38575569
I never said I'm bitter, normalfag retard. The fuck are you even doing here? Fucking moron.

>>38562609
Lost virginity at 29, 2 years later sex with the same girl is still mindblowing. Most normalfags don't have the cognition required to appreciate life beyond a series of highs, which is why they feel empty in the end. Robots tend to be smarter, and while inceldom can be painful, greater rewards lie at the end.

>>38575569
You're a literal slut, a sociopath, and worst of all, an unfunny, unoriginal baitposter. Why do you think anyone would take you seriously?

>>38573544
Nigger what? 4 on /soc/ means 2 in real life.

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>>38575608
>Robots tend to be smarter
[Citation Needed]

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>>38575606
>He didn't even deny he's a no pussy getting virgin.

>>38575626
>He responded

>>38575432
>I've never known a female outside of my mother
You're definitely not an anomaly there.

>>38575775
Yeah, I didn't. So what, normalfag retard?

>>38572533
>Not that guy you're hating on, but I have a big dick and lube is necessary.
>t. Mr. Liar Virgin
Your dick will never be too big that you require lube if she's aroused. If a girl is wet, she can take your dick. Now if, it's too long, that's another thing.

>>38575897
Most men don't wait for lube is the problem. Also where the girl is tight meme comes from. A girl that is well lubricated isn't going to be so tight that you can't get into it...she just isn't that excited for you yet

>>38575957
>Most men don't wait for lube
>he said with no basis for his argument

>>38560616
>go outside with this guy i know who likes me and every few months talks to me for some god damn reason
>a "friend" i guess
>tell him im lonely and dying inside
>"theres this app you can get girls! girls you walk by and shit its awesome"
>yeah that will do it for sure brodude
>he installs this shit for me on my phone
>hundreds of pictures of women wearing bikinis and with their friends having fun
>he takes a pic of me so we can use
>yeah that will help my loneliness
>i somehow managed to transmit the feeling of absolute defeat and inner death through a facial expression
>think about all these girls having fun and how they will never even consider me
>think about how even if for some reason one of these girls would talk to me i wouldnt even know what to say
>think about how even if they agreed to meet me i would have no way of carrying a conversation
>think about the possibility of a parallel universe in which im a normal person born to a decent family and would get replies on this situation
>think about all those times in books, movies, tv, comics, videogames or whatever where someone talks about how awful life is and i remember thinking as a kid "that will never be me as long as im a good boy, keep my chin up and do my best"

i quit

>>38571675
That's once a week. I refuse to believe that's how much the average male gets laid. I have never even seen a man ask a woman out in real life before. That statistic must be skewed by people who are married or in a relationship.

>>38576651
>He thinks people ask other people to go out in front of a fucking crowd like a spectacle

>tfw gay friends have told me I'm handsome and that they like my asshole-ish attitude

I don't know why I seem to be liked by faggots but ignored by girls. It puzzles me greatly. Maybe it's because fags will fuck.whatever casts a shadow and are not as picky as women.

>>38577160
You have it 100% right. Men in general aren't nearly as selective by nature.

>>38560616
>tfw you make eye contact with qt during lecture
>she has a disgusting look on her face and looks away
Why does every female look at me as if I was the fucking human centipede, I don't look that terrifying... right anons?

>>38577160
Does it count as losing your virginity if it's to a guy? At this point seriously considering just turning gay

>>38568993
Your girl has a yeast infection bro.

>tfw feeling shit 24/7 and headache
>tfw no libido, a lot because of meds
>tfw haven't felt an orgams in 5+years, as soon as i start cumming the pleasure goes away

>>38575742
Please don't post images like that.

What would roasties do if they were forced to not use their phones and not have sex for a month? Would they come out being a better person or just go insane?

>>38578338
nag each other to death

>>38561561
I lost mine to a single mother a week before my 22 birthday

Still hope

Or you can always hire a prostitute

>>38576651
Once a week is pretty realistic.
Whether it's a girlfriend or something short term, fucking once a week is usually the bare minimum for me.

>>38579435
Get the fuck out you fucking piece of shit

>>38562221
Are you retarded? Age difference of what, a few years? I'm fuckin 31 and would have no problem fucking with an 18 year old. It's just pussy man.

>>38562221
Fuck my life, I'm sick of normies coming here and ruining the board because they got rejected by one club slut.

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>>38560649
You think that, but it's actually not true. And while it's a robot redpill to realize everyone has sex, it's a normie redpill as well to realize that everyone is into depraved shit.

Well, everyone meaning every man. Go onto Pornhub and see what's trending in the US. It's always Mommy son, daddy daughter, brother sister, teen. Some secondary popular fetishes that branch into the normie world are hentai (not fetish hentai, just normal hentai) and feet.

That redpill took me by surprise, and most normies usually have something weird their into, and they don't think everyone else is into the same weird shit.

Just remember, Pornhub is the biggest supplier of free porn streaming, and what's on the front page is put their through an algorithm for the widest range of audience to where their broadcasting to.

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how fucking old are you OP christ

ban OP not 18

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>>38568392
There are no 'good women'. The cutest most innocent looking girls are actually the biggest sluts of them all.

>>38580396
>The cutest most innocent looking girls
I am pretty sure 6 year old girls are not sluts

>>38563016
an army of fat neckbeards?

>>38577562
you know nothing, that white stuff he was talking about is natural lube

>>38580420
>6 year olds aren't sluts
Kek, not in my experience

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>>38580396
>There are no 'good women'. The cutest most innocent looking girls are actually the biggest sluts of them all.
This is the sound of a broken man. Who hurt you anon? I wanna give you a hug and tell you it's ok.

>>38580510
Ooh, please tell. Like what kind of slutty shit do they do?

Little girls are so hot.

Anyone else unable to stand seeing fanservice or "sexy" scenes in shows and movies anymore? It just makes me depressed and frustrated. For normal people those scenes are a peek at what could/has been achieved for them and is relatable. For me it's like the scene is mocking me. Showing me something that I desperately want to have but can never have.

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>every human being in existence is the result of a selfish sexual act

>>38580510
>>38580566
Pedos need to be exterminated

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Is this the "Incel" community then? Could you recommend me any good incel youtubers please?

>all robots live in a simulation
>owner if the simulation is a 15 year old redditor
>make a existence as painful as possible for the robots living inside of the simulation
>no sex

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>>38580546
I'm fine pal. No women has ever hurt me. I'm just stating a fact. I still accept your hug though.

So I have been trying the whole year to socialize, to make some normie friends and stop being a loner. I thought if I could blend into normies eventually I could get a girl.

I joined a gym since March and yesterday I finally got invited to hang out with my chad gym mates..
It was the most horrifying, depressing, anxiety ridden experience I ever had, i will green text it.

>go to the chad address
>he is rich and lives in a mansion
>got to the door
>hear what seems thousands of guys laughing and speaking very loud
>didn't dare to knock
>stood there for half an hour until someone opened the door
>pretend I just arrived
>they were 8 chads telling stories about all the girls they fucked
>the stories were so intence that a moment I thought they were just pretending
>one of the chads start showing pics of beautiful teens he fucked
>others shows videos of then fucking qts in the kinkiest way, I never seen something like that not even in porn
>was Saturday night their phones never stopped to get texts
>more chads came
>they offer me a play station control to play a sport game, never felt more disgusted and uncomfortable
>pretend I forgot something
>got away
>I could hear their mocking and laughing in my desperate way out

I just do not belong with normal people, plust I am kinda in the ugly side, thats why I can not even remotely dream in have a sexual life much less getting a gf, is just no possible girls are normie filters I am an animal never meant never for mass production.

>>38567748
lmao at calling a vagina a cut holy shit hahahaha

>>38562609
>>38562635
>>38562673
>>38562691
>>38563152
>>38564623
>>38564735
>>38568993
>>38569198
>>38569541
You're utterly useless cancer and you need to fart around on >>>/soc/ where you belong.

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>>38560720
>tfw when
nigga the W on tfw stands for "when", fucking retard

>>38560616
>>38560649
These. Sex exists solely in the abstract for me. I cannot even fathom actually doing it.

>>38562124
>>38562124
>tfw even the guy who rarely brushed his teeth, never bathe, was 5'4'' and was wearing the same shirt every single day lost his v card sooner than me

It can't be. I've only experienced it once in my life, when I was 16, 7 years ago. It's been so long that I am sure it was just a dream, and that sex actually doesn't happen.

>>38560616
>senior year of uni
>only had a few loose friends
>they've graduated now because they were older
>friendless again
>it will become much harder to make friends after uni
I feel like an old man. I'm so lonely, it never stops, on the bright side alchohol sure does make things better.

>>38582394
Thank you for the (You)'s, you fucking assmuncher.

>>38560616
I physically cannot imagine myself having sex or being intimate with any other person. I can see others, but the idea of me having a gf and having sex is just so completely beyond my comprehention.

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>>38580396
I refuse to believe that my Katya is a slut. Take that back REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38560720
>tfw being desired by another person enough for them to be sexually/emotionally attracted to you seems so surreal to you
>tfw your instincts tell you you're missing something but you'll never know exactly what it is you're missing

>>38580653
I feel you my man. Those scenes are supposed to be relatable but they really are demoralizing for people like us.

>>38562222
Fucking this.

People get gfs and sex partners like fucking tissue boxes.

It baffles me how fucking easy is it for them to do it. It is like buying new clothes or something that level for them.

I can't even imagine myself having a normal female friend let alone a girlfriend.

Please end my suffering.

>>38580396
this , the more quiet and more reserve women are the biggest sluts or roasties

>>38568392
>army women
>innocent
Don't be too bothered by it anon, army women (and the wives of army guys) are notoriously whores. Don't let those people ruin it for you, when you get out of the army you can find a nice girl who you can tell about your adventures in Korea.

>>38580427
A neckbeard monastery. Come on anon, we shitpost all day, we could transcribe books and shit instead.

>>38582213
That is an amazing story and it deserves its own thread desu.

Also I dunno they sounded like weird ass people more than anything.

>>38583972
So ISIS?

>>38583998
>play CoD
>eat Doritos and sip Mountain Dew from our goblets
>transcribe ancient works
>compile volumes upon volumes of /r9k/ literature
>canonize St. Elliot

/r9k/ mansion fucking when?

Richanons, fund it

>>38584035
We should canonize his manifesto. And instead of molesting children, we jerk off to loli pron.

>>38561701
/soc/ gives good ratings because they attach their own pic while giving ratings, they don't want to be harsh because other faggots will rate them lower. it's one big circle jerk.

>>38584053
>/r9k/ castle
>on top of a giant mountain outside a small town
>/k/ anons can guard it from the normies
>we can all work from home and pool the money together
>set up crypto currency mining facilities
>designated cyborgs to go into town and stock up on food periodically
>NEET aristocracy of anons who don't work and instead focus solely on cultural development
>LARP as Count Chocula
>tfw this will never be a thing

>>38572798
eh not really, as long as your first time is with someone you're comfortable with.

my first time she didn't know i was kissless, but she just initiated, i took part, came naturally when i stopped overthinking

>>38584075
/soc/ is shit just as all ratings are shit because people don't want to appear biased so they give a neutral rating. Which means they give a lot of 6s and 7s.

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>>38560720
I really need to stop browsing before bed.

>>38560616
It's not a big deal. I was like you, I was 15 and really wanted sex, so I went to a party and fucked some cute chick. Nothing really changed after that. I have much bigger problems right now though, such as >tfw girlfriend of 5 years wants to settle down and have kids which I don't want
It sucks more when you're with someone who isn't on the same page than when you are alone. As the saying goes
>it is better to be alone than with people that make you feel alone

>>38560720
>>38562222

This is the point I'm slowly approaching, at least when it comes to not giving a shit. The idea of being intimate with a female ever just seems foreign and not possible. Sounds lazy, but I'm already questioning if the effort to get and maintain a relationship would even be worth it either. I really hate this.

>>38584506
il settle down with her pass her over amigo

>>38563026
>There are guys out there who can be lying in bed the same way I am and a girl will come in, put her face on their crotch, and start toying with them until he puts his dick in her pussy. How is this possible?

This literally only happens if you're in some substantial form of relationship. Even the chaddiest chad doesn't have random girls literally walk in and start blowing them.

How tf do you assholes even believe shit like this?

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It occurs to me that humans have coitus

>>38584622
He's telling the truth though. My step-brother is a huge Chad and he tells me all the times when he goes to a party and he is lying wasted on a bed and some chick comes up and starts giving him a blowjob and riding him. I haven't even told you about my cousins yet.

>>38560616
It seems like an inside joke that was never explained to me. So other people laugh at it, and I laugh along for pretenses but we both know I don't get it and they're also laughing at me for it.

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>girl's when they are young and beautiful
>"I'm just going to fuck all the bad boy out of me ;)"
>"Don't expect me to be the loyal princess you want me to be, I fuck who I want when I want"

>women when they are old, single and used up
>"Why do you go around sleeping with other women? You are such a man child."
>"I expect you to be loyal to me and not sleep with anyone else."

Why are women such hypocrites?

>>38560720
God dammit I know that feel
Sometimes I suspect that sex isn't actually a thing and this is all some reptilian conspiracy

>>38584646
Your step-brother is lying out of his ass to try to sound cool. Your cousins are presumably the same.

At parties / clubs / festivals some weird shit does sometimes happen, but it's almost always at a lesser level (grinding / making out etc.) or there was some form of foreplay involved.

>>38584646
Shit man, I also have super Chad relatives. I've learned to not give a fuck and act superior to them when we gather, like I'm happy and content with the things I do and the way I am.and the plans I have and am not in the slightest affected by their ability to pick up women because I have other priorities.

>>38560940
>>most people find holding hands to be nothing special
Robots are too pure for this fucked up world

Honestly, everyone needs to calm the fuck down. So you are ugly big deal??? CONFIDENCE IS KEY ! Anyways, where all gunna die and no one will remember shit anyways.. so who gives a fuck? You'll be forgotten real fast.

>>38584876
I trust my step-brother more than you some random on the Internet. Also, my cousins always telling stories where they get some club slut to suck their dick and how women are so easy they don't even need to try.

>>38573599
Something tells me you haven't been to college. If you have no experience at 20 you're barely considered human anymore

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>>38560616
It actually fucking sucks. I was on the bus once late at night and I was listening into a conversation in the seats behind with two girls. Basically, they laughing at how guys would come up to them in clubs asking for their number and the little games they would play such as pretending to not being able to hear them and they were saying it was so easy. I was so fucking angry when I was listening to them I almost got up and yelled at them. If you say that women don't have life on easy mode then you are lying, plain and simple.

>>38575020
No. Dating is based on forming personal and emotional connections which eventually lead to romantic and physical intimacy. That doesn't happen anymore because sex is no longer sacred or even valuable. People don't fall in love anymore, they just fuck and decide they can tolerate one another after the fact

Honestly, it fucking sucks how guys are expected to make the first move in every situation. What if you are fucking autismo weird like me? god dman

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>26yo khv
>had tinder for months
>last night at like 2am get a match
>shes still up
>we talk til 7am
>she wants me to come round tonight. in 2 hours.
>she has a sex addiction
>im nervous as ever living fuck

ima ruin it i know i will but a chance is a chance and shes actually really cute.
but my entire chest is just filled with that feeling of anxiety

>>38585046
Bro that happens to me too. Idk why the fuck i get so much anxiety sometimes. I'll think about my career, girls,death.. anything. It sucks. I can just get it thinking about trying to talk with them

>>38585034
You don't. You wait until all the guys die out and there are more females than males, so that the females who are single and used up get desperate and start making the first moves to try and not die a loner.

Women are social animals, they are grownup to be in big social groups and go around doing social things because they themselves are vulnerable by themselves. As a result, they hate being alone.

While guys are more independent and solitary, they don't naturally form social groups as easily as women do. As a result, you have robots who are basically lone wolves struggling to find social groups to join but can't because they are outcasts.

That's why it is literally impossible for a woman to be a robot.

>>38579190
>tfw most women these days are single mothers by 22

I don't want some used goods whore with a screaming brat.

>tfw you do have sex and realize you've spent all of your life up until this point waiting for this moment only to be crushingly dissapointed by how it only felt a bit better then just using your hand.

>>38585101
Ah. Interesting explaination

>>38584930
I lost my virginity in college a month and a half before I turned 20. The girl knew I was a virgin, and honestly I think she enjoyed the fact. We had sex on and off until she got a boyfriend about 6 months later, we're still pretty good friends.

>>38584920
I don't doubt that your cousins / step-brother / whoever are chads, but they're definitely exaggerating to sound cool. I've done my share of weird shit with strangers, but there's always some form of foreplay involved. If a girl actually went up to a passed out guy and started fucking him, that's literally rape.

>>38585101
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if women experienced the type of loneliness robots did they'd an hero within a month

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>>38585167
Sorry, but in today's society you can't rape a guy.

>>38584915
I have autism so cannot make up for it with personality.

Wow, I was starting to have a good night until I read this thread, and now it's just fueling my frustration and sadness.

Once upon a time, I had a gf I had sex with. And I can look back at that time and see how satisfied and alright with myself I was compared to now. But as it turns out the girl was a whore who has been through droves of men since she decided I wasn't worth her attention.

This thread is what r9k should be about, its like going back to the glory days in 2012.

>>38575296
>sex can act as an emotional glue
Is that what pussy juice is for?

>>38560616
>used to think the same
>got gf
>we make out
>wtf is this shit? it's so uncomfortable, she's moving so weird, it's too warm here, oh no I am sweating, ouch her elbow is on my throat
>eventually get used to this shittiness which turned out to be as far away from my fantasies about it as possible
>takes me LITERALLY hours to come from hand/mouth stuff
>eventually get to having sex
>ED
>it's so boring that even the shittiest porn I saw was more arousing
>break up after a few months of trying to have sex and failing

i hate myself

>>38580653
I stopped watching game a of thrones because of this.

>>38566347
Isn't it obvious? It's the virgin walk.

When I was a kid and teenager I couldn't imagine being a normal "adult" with a girlfriend/wife and job.

I'm 24 now. It looks like my kid self knew what was coming.

>>38582304
Its really more of an axe wound.

>>38583834
>tfw being desired by another person enough for them to be sexually/emotionally attracted to you seems so surreal to you
yep.

>>38585464
Same, even then back then kids were pairing up and "going out" and I was considered the joke.

>>38585431
You should be watching Twin Peaks anyway

>>38585464
>>38585505
"The child is the father of the man." - W. Wordsworth

>>38585569
What does that mean in layman's terms?

>>38585541
I don't watch much TV anymore, attention span is too short.

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>>38572547
nasty fuckin creep

>>38585505
Does anyone else feel like their parents fucked them up by not letting/encouraging them to date? My mom always told me dating was for when you're older and so I didn't even really start trying to talk to girls until I was like 17, by which time everyone else had been learning to play the game for years. Nobody told me this shit was important. I just had to eventually figure out I was the odd one out for never kissing a girl or having sex

>>38585623
Mine did encourage me, it just didn't work for me.

>>38585623
Mine would make fun of me if I ever talked to a girl "ohh anon's got a gf kiss kiss".

>>38585623
No. While I was in middle school, my mom made a bet with my brother that I would get a GF in highschool. My brother bet against it obviously.

Nothing came of that bet, but it goes without saying I came nowhere close to getting a GF. I resent my mom for not understanding how absolutely psychologically fucked I was to the point she actually thought it was possible for me to get a GF.

But now she knows. She knows very well how much of a fucking miserable fucked up person I am. Stupid bitch. I wish you had been there for me in the way I needed you most.

>>38585589
>What does that mean in layman's terms?
That the man is born from the boy he used to be, I suppose. Your adulthood reflects your childhood and the man you are now reflects the boy you used to be. So in simple terms: your upbringing and early development gives many signs of what you'll turn out to be when you grow older.

>>38585716
Yea kinda like how a baby dwarf grows up into an adult dwarf

>>38575525
do you mean like a mail order bride?

>>38585663
This happened to me all the time and now I'm an awkward sperglord that can't talk to a girl unless I have to.

>>38577466
gay sex is sex my friend. having sex means you're not a virgin. it counts

>>38585623
My mom was and still is a paranoid autist who can't comprehend that I'm not 8 years old anymore.
She basically never wanted me to interact with that many people because she was afraid of me getting caught up in dumb shit even though we live in a white trash area.
Then later on when my dad was with with his final wife I would hang out with her younger step sisters and talk about lots of interesting philosophical things but my mom was autistic and heard from one of her friend's friend that her son got falsely accused of rape and put in prison so she forbid me from even going over to their house.
I guess it ended up being whatever though because one of the sisters ended up becoming a fucked up tranny and the other a wasted whore who I think moved to a different state with a bf.

>>38585663
I've heard a lot of anons on here complain about stuff like this. Oddly enough, it was my dad and not my mom who would do this shit to me. Makes me angry to think about. It's like these kinds of parents don't realize how counterproductive that shit is. Wow, you think it's cute that your child is interested in the opposite sex, why don't you help somehow instead of making me feel embarrassed of it?

>>38585787
By younger step sisters I meant the wife's daughters. Not sure how I fucked up the semantics that bad.

>>38560720
>tfw when

How fucking new and/or stupid are you?

>>38585149
beggars cant be choosers anon, you arent exactly the best catch either.

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>>38585872
Its whats on the inside that counts, my mummy told me that.

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im so glad i met another 23 KHV by miracle chance. no homo but seeing someone as disconnected as me makes me feel better and probably its the same for him since he hangs out with me. we meet about once a week and just let off steam about the people (mostly girls honestly) we know and society in general.

now hes taking steps toward improving his life though, even asked a few girls out. he got rejected, of course, but still. i can tell this isnt gonna last much longer. maybe then i can finally fall into the hole alone.

>tfw lost my virginity because i was raped as a child

getting fucked up the ass as a guy counts, right?

>>38586584
Sorry anon, but that's gay.

>>38585149
Dude, you're not supposed to marry those, just use them for sex.
>>38580396
The hardest pill to swallow.

>>38571675
yeah that's bullshit and you're an idiot for believing it

>tfw haven't had sex since first gf broke up
>tfw I'd rather still be a KHHV than be stuck in this limbo of being lonely and knowing exactly what I'm missing

>>38584794
They are just doing what's convenient for them at any given moment. That's why you should never take them too seriously.

It's the same as a guy who doesn't want a slut gf, but will use sluts for sex whenever he can. You would be stupid to say no to free sex, these hoes aren't going to go unfucked anyways if you don't give it to them.

>>38585623
Mine didn't really let me have any sort of interpersonal relationships outside of our family. They would constantly sabotage my plans, make me choose and ridicule me for hanging out around with other people.
Being a stupid kid I tried to please two masters and now I have nothing. I hate my family, can't make and have no friends anymore.
I'm pretty certain the potential in my life is over, so I'm just waiting for a proper time to kill myself. Maybe make it look like I sacrificed my life to help someone so they don't condemn me to hell.

>>38586816
Get a rifle and go become a mercenary or something. There's many militias in the US that are actively sending people to conflict zones.

>>38586846
>US
Here's another problem. I'm from Eastern Yuro. Military literally won't give you shit but a basic ~6 month preparatory service boot camp, unless you go out of your way to get a truck licence or something they currently need. Afaik we're no longer in any conflict zones, so there's that too.
It was my dream to join the military as a kid, and right now it's my regret I didn't have the balls to pull it off, become a paratrooper or something, at least try.
I still pray I get a green card so I can join the US Army, my life is literally pointless, I was meant to be a pawn to obey orders.

>>38586918
If you get into the military a few years once you're out you'll have many options in private sector in security and '''''security''''' jobs. This doesn't apply only to americans (I am not one, assumed you were), you just need to live in a country that actually recruits people, which I assume in Eastern Europe is far more than Western.

There is literally one hundred new places in the military each year, and I live in a country with a population of tens of millions. It's like a fucking joke, not even the option to get into the military is there for me.

>have had a bunch of meaningless relationships with traps because I'm a loser and they will go for anything because they're grateful to just have some affection
>start hating myself for it and look for a girl again
>meet average looking shut in girl that talks about being pure, figure she can't be so bad
>calls up random guys every day for free food/gifts/sex whatever she feels like
why even bother honestly

>>38563677
>try and rev up romantic fantasy
>it fucking blows apart and I get rejected
I tried to make my fantasies feel more real but now I'm starting to regret that choice.

>>38580653
I don't mind it in anime because there's a lot where it's not focused on at all. Maybe it's because it's not real people. But every 3d show it's fucking everywhere and if I'm watching with my family my dad gives me looks of pity. He has zero tact and I wish he would stop giving me those, he's not helping. Same could be said about a whole lot of people.
That's what I hate about normal people now that I think about it, how they pity me like they're on some sort of elevated ground for fucking each other or being buddies with one another. Then they have the gall to say those things aren't a big deal. The hypocrisy and stupidity drive me up a wall because they feel a need to constantly remind me that I don't meet societal norms. Superiority-complexed normalfags need to fuck right off.

>>38560720
I legitimately have a hard time formulating what I would do under the pressure of even the slightest of sexual advances
I don't even think I could handle a girl wanting to simply hold my hand, let alone have sex with me
Sure, porn and such makes it understandable enough, I just don't know how I would react to any of these feelings
How did I even get to this point

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I don't even think bout sex. It's about findig a soul mate who you are feeling comfortable with. Rejected some girls, prob never going to find any girl that im attracted to. Pressure from society is awful and they gonna laught virgins, and the worst of all, one day im going to accept the void in me and stop even caring bout having gf. Eventually sadness will be my only lover, because of what is normal nowadays.

>>38582213

yeah chads being that chad is not normal.

>>38562222
The worst part is watching people play the game. Sitting in class watching this guy trying to flirt with this girl, she seems obviously not interested but he keeps trying. Weeks pass and next thing you know she's walking hand-in-hand with him to his car after lecture.

It's like some big mystery to me; how to progress from basic conversation ---> relationship