Would you a reviewsis?

tgis gave me a lot to ponder

>>38621534
Would she review my form and technique as we make love?

>>38621534
Looks cute but a little stacy-ish

>>38621534
Looks hungarian

go

This is more my style

>>38621585
>Hello, uh, welcome thiiiis iiiis My Cunt is Empty, cock review.
>So, uh, well folks. Today I-I have anon here, and you know, today the long and short of it is- and I'm hoping for long in uh in this this case, is that I'm going to masturbate anon and-and hopefully hop on that cock for a bit of a ride.
>Let's uh, let's get right to it, as it were, and unzip those jeans. Okay- so we have cotton briefs in kind of a whatisit, chartreuse? Chartreuse color. and I don't know if you can tell from there, but a bit of precum leaking through right here at the tip of the cock.
>Pulling this cock out, and well, here it is. You can kind of estimate the size, the heft of it, um, while I hold it in my hand. I will say it's not particularly fragrant- anon must have cleaned up recently- which I gotta say is, is a real great touch- and something I've really come to appreciate.
>you got your shaft- about average length-I'd say- from pubic bone to head, head of the cock- a little more bulbous, a little more rosey in cloration than other cocks, and you got a nice set of balls down here. Yeah- it's all here.

>>38621889
>Alright. I'm just gonna- I'm gonna dive right in here and start stroking this cock.
>Okay. Okay there. Uh-huh. Alright. Okay.
>So, first impressions here- very warm, and you'll notice that this cock is uncircumcised because of the gliding action here- lemme demonstrate here. There. You can see how effortlessly the loose skin moves around as I stroke Anon.
>I mentioned the, uh, the pre-cum earlier, when it was spotting on the briefs. There's a decent amount forming, like a dew, on top of the cock head, so I think i should probably take this opportunity right here and take a taste of that pearly, um, pre-cum.
>Wow. Definitely that tart musky flavor hitting you first. Pretty salty. Little, uh, tang of bleach too- just like an afterthought, or, or something.
>I'd suck a little more, but, you know. In the comments everyone is also always commenting on how I have a pretty tiny mouth. Not- not a lot can fit in here, heh heh. So I guess it's on to the main event.

>>38621889
>>38622190

MEGAMUTHAPHUCCINKEK

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>>38621889
not my proudest fap
but I nutted

>>38621534
i would very much yes

>>38622190
>Just gotta pull my grey Ralph Lauren slacks, 1982 Ralph Lauren from the, ha ha, from the thrift store, down to the floor. Fold those up, hang 'em on a chair for safe keeping until, you know, until the deed is done.
>it should be, uh, pretty clear that I'm in a state of ovulation from the uh- disorder, and-and, amount of moisture down here.
>Get my panties out of the way, straddle good ol' Anon here, and guide him into my va-ha ha-vaginal ca-canal
>Oh. Heh. Mmm. Ah, aha. Yes.
>So! When addressing -uh, hnngh- th-the aesthetics I only made a passing -ffffff- refference to the shape of anoooOOOn's cockhead. It is, however, much more apparent when actually inside of me.

>>38622190
>>38621889
I really enjoyed that.

>>38622452
>that, ha, ah, th-that is truly exceptional.
>I'm riding the cock now, trying to use-uh, uh, uh- long smooth strokes, and, well basically I'm squeezing along as I dooooOOOOH so with my, with my kegals here.
>I don't really -aah aaah AAAH- think that I'm -oh!- c-capable of conveying how much, ah, how much I'm enjoying this.
>andhereitcomesandhereitcomesandhereitcomes- GOOD GLORY!
>A-alright. Okay then. Woof.
>That was my orgasm.
>Aaaand alright. So there he goes- uh, Anon's cumming right now- must be a sizable load, I can feel it evacuating into me. I'm a little surprised he didn't ask me about whether he could-or rather, you know, if he SHOULD have cum inside me. But what's done is done. I'm pretty sticky now, I should go get washed up.
>All cleaned up now- squeaky clean. Redressed. Okay- Anon's cock.
>I didn't know exactly what to expect when I took Anon home, but I'm really glad I did. Really good cock, a generous lover all things considered, I am going to hae to say only about eight out of ten because I'm now very worried that he may have, you know, uh, knocked me up over here.

>>38622763
My heart and benis are in love with reviewsis

thanks anon

>>38621534
I have always suspected that ugly beta looking guys would make hot women. Many guys are ugly because they have feminine features

Not that looks detract from reviewbrah in anyway

>>38621574
first post best post

those were my thoughts exactly

is this original yet ?

>>38621731
Hungarian women are the most beautiful on the entire planet desu

t. Leaf who has been to Hungary

>>38622874
I also put it in a pastebin and asked the ladies of /fsa/ if any of them would be willing to record it.