You finally get this view IRL, now what do?

Probably grab that Hitachi and use it.

>>38621814
bury my face in her taint and take a massive whiff

Go full retard, bury my face into her hamstrings and drool all over her legs, to make her feel uncomfortable

Push entire fist into butthole, one stroke.

Taste her butthole

kick the bitch off the bed and jerk off

>>38621814
stick it in and go at it for awhile, then probably throw her around and finish doggy style. I dont want to see her stupid face.

>>38621814
>no penis
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>38621978
thats not how 360 degrees works you fucking newfag

Suck out all of her piss

>>38622014
Yes it is 360 degrees is turning around

>>38621814
plunge nose first in her asshole

Give her an enema

stick my penis in and cum as deep inside as i can

>>38621814
push my whole head into her butthole and headfuck her

I would take my penis and put it in...spoiler alert...the vagina!! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! I would smoke fucking...WEED! Smoke weed every day! And I would jam my cock in there my goddddddddd...

>>38621814

bury my nose in the pussy and tounge fuck her asshole

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>>38622014
newfags cant 360

>>38621814
probably cry

>>38621814
I don't know how I could have managed to get in that position.
But what I'd probably do
>get nauseous and red faced
>start to breath heavily and noticeably sweat
>squint my eyes and raise my brow and start looking at the ceiling
>touch my chest to check my pulse which is over 200
>start to rub my face and eyes
>either pass out, run off or sit there without saying a word
That's how the last time a girl came to talk to me happened so I think something like that would happen.

>>38622014
>being this fucking new
go back to school faggot

>>38623158
>being this fucking new
go back to school faggot-

>>38623189
>being this fucking new
go back to school faggot--

>>38623216
>being this fucking new
go back to schooI faggot--

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>>38621814
I stuff a PB&J sandwich up her asshole

>>38621814
Roll over and Cry.

>go back to school faggot
being this fucking new

>>38622255
this
pray she isn't on bc
my dream is to trap a roastie

Put my penis inside her vagina and jump up and down hoping she doesn't realize im a virgin

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>>38621814
Nothing, because sex is really not interesting to me so I'd probably lose my erection mid-fuck even if I tried to do anything
I know, it's weird. And no I'm not gay, either

>>38621814
>much younger
>hanging out with best friend from loony bin
>getting drunk with him and these two bony goth girls that were obsessed with him or something
>the pretty one (who was clearly the pretty one) starts getting brave and touchy-feely with him
>other one gets jealous or something and has this really noticeable reaction like she's having a panic attack but trying to hide it with laughter
>she starts trying to ignore them by asking me to do drink more with her and asking stupid questions really loudly that go nowhere
>see bro kissing pretty girl with is hands under her clothes
>I go "room for one more over there?"
>he says "yeah man get over here" (he was serious)
>pretty girl turns to look at me real quick and this seems to have made the other chick lose her mind or something
>she grabs both my wrists and starts walking/hopping backwards and whispering "come come come! come here! come here!" and leads me into the guest room and closes the door
>she steps onto the bed and starts jumping jacks on it and then just starts whipping clothes off
>takes off everything and is bouncing on the bed naked singing "I'm nakey I'm nakey!" like she's a child
>plops onto her back and rolls back into that exact pose and starts whispering "Anon look! Come look!" with her bony ass and cooter in the air

thanks for the memories

pump that pussy

>>38623694
She had a nervous breakdown. Oh wow.

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>>38621814
Eating pussy isn't as glamorous as it seems. Tastes pretty vile and there is just nothing to it. You kinda drown in juice and it gets all over your face, id say its my least favorite activity.

It can only be hot during first date.

>>38621814
grab ass
reach full hardness
slowly enter
try to make this last all night because it will never happen again

>>38621814
run away and fast

Grab her by the ankle with one hand and the throat with the other and pound that pussy.

>>38624226
>using terminology from the soft sciences
You sound young read: stupid.

>>38624608
holy shit I spoilered that

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wake up because this probably will never be a reality

*sniff sniff*
O-oh my dear

tbqh if i ever get to have sex, i wouldn't start with missionary, i'd be too shy tbqh

>>38621814

Get a good sniff and realize the wizard of oz does not exist. Carry on with life

impregnate her again and again and again

>>38621814
Eat that pussy like I'm a fat kid at a pie eating contest.

>>38623158
>>38623189
>>38623216
>>38623309
what are you doing you lazy robot fuck

>>38621814
Eat the ass first.

Make various farting noises until she gets fed up and leaves.

>>38621814
walk away origigigig

>>38621814
Lose my erection because I'm too self consious

hop in that ass like a kangaroo duh