post some autistic things you do >be me >be taking a shit

>>38621439
>no shower in pic related
somehow im not suprised

>take a shitload of toilet paper out
>just fucking wad it up like a paperball
>wipe my ass
am i doing it wrong

>>38621439
>be me
I, too, start all my stories by letting people know that I was myself.

>>38621458
>implying you couldn't take the toilet water and use that with your own homemade soap you make with all the grease from your own body and stuff you cook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrr_SeeEQ0&feature=youtu.be

>>38621439
I fold tp on top of itself, so if it rips while I'm wiping my ass, my hand is still protected.

>>38621520
Exactly....why is this autistic

>>38621486
This is extremely degenerate desu

>sit on countertop while brushing my teeth
>as a child I would cram balled-up toilet paper between my ass cheeks and hop around the bathroom like a bunny
>used to hide in the cupboards under the sink for the lulz
Not sure why I do/did so much weird shit exclusively in the bathroom.

>>38621555
you got some mighty fine trips right there boy

>>38621439
I do the same thing, except with 2 squares.