>Be 17 year old me
>Mom had one of her friends over
>Mom's friend was 23, Vietnamese and hot as hell
>We'll call her Marie
>In my room playing Beatmania alone
>Someone knocks on the door
>I tell them to come in
>It's Marie
>She wanted to see what I was doing
>I keep my speakers pretty loud so I figured it was because of the noise
>I show her the game
>About 8 minutes in she says its really cold
>I keep my room around 58F so not surprising
>She gets up and crawls into my bed
>I continue playing my game
>After about 2 songs she asks a question
"What are you still doing over there, Anon?"
>I respond in confusion
"Well, where else am I supposed to be?"
>She tells me to come over there
>I get up and sit at the foot of the bed
"It looks pretty uncomfortable over there, Anon. Are you really that scared?"
>I look at her with a "What the fuck are you talking about" look
>After a bit of silence she says something
"You know, Anon...considering how much you play those games you probably have really good fingers"
"Uhh, thanks?"
>We talked for about 5 more minutes before she got up and left
>Mfw I figured out she was trying to get me to lay down with her
>Autism +5
>58F(aggot)
How much is it in C(hampion)?
>>38621513
Should be around 14
>>38621545
Thanks, that's pretty chilly
>>38621558
I like it cold. Apparently I'm really warm.
She figured you were gay.
Don't feel bad though anon, I would have done the same. Literally the only way I will lose my virginity is if some girl orders me to do it. I can't make the first move, I can't into the games they play.
>>38621435
So your mom bought you a prostitute?
Damn, how can you be that socially clueless? Do you have mid-functioning autism?
>>38621620
Nah, we've known her and her mom for years.
>>38621642
I've not been diagnosed but it wouldn't surprise me
>>38621435
>you probably have really good fingers"
With the level of literal retardation you have presented, I'm surprised you didn't come back with
>my prostate would agree!
>someone wanted to fuck him
Normo normo frick off
>>38621435
OP you played it smart.
Women who do shit like that are crazy and/or up to trouble and/or crazy.
also. never fuck anyone who could be described as 'mom's friend'.
the minute u piss them off they will tell ur mom u r a rapist.
>>38621690
Excuse me while I self medicate
>>38621756
Says the normie
>>38621775
That's certainly a possibility.
>>38621435
>be 17
inb4 b&