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>Be 17 year old me >Mom had one of her friends over >Mom's

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>Be 17 year old me
>Mom had one of her friends over
>Mom's friend was 23, Vietnamese and hot as hell
>We'll call her Marie

>In my room playing Beatmania alone
>Someone knocks on the door
>I tell them to come in
>It's Marie
>She wanted to see what I was doing
>I keep my speakers pretty loud so I figured it was because of the noise
>I show her the game
>About 8 minutes in she says its really cold
>I keep my room around 58F so not surprising
>She gets up and crawls into my bed
>I continue playing my game
>After about 2 songs she asks a question
"What are you still doing over there, Anon?"
>I respond in confusion
"Well, where else am I supposed to be?"
>She tells me to come over there
>I get up and sit at the foot of the bed
"It looks pretty uncomfortable over there, Anon. Are you really that scared?"
>I look at her with a "What the fuck are you talking about" look

>After a bit of silence she says something
"You know, Anon...considering how much you play those games you probably have really good fingers"
"Uhh, thanks?"
>We talked for about 5 more minutes before she got up and left

>Mfw I figured out she was trying to get me to lay down with her
>Autism +5
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>58F(aggot)
How much is it in C(hampion)?
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>>38621513
Should be around 14
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>>38621545
Thanks, that's pretty chilly
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>>38621558
I like it cold. Apparently I'm really warm.
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She figured you were gay.
Don't feel bad though anon, I would have done the same. Literally the only way I will lose my virginity is if some girl orders me to do it. I can't make the first move, I can't into the games they play.
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>>38621435
So your mom bought you a prostitute?
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Damn, how can you be that socially clueless? Do you have mid-functioning autism?
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>>38621620
Nah, we've known her and her mom for years.

>>38621642
I've not been diagnosed but it wouldn't surprise me
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>>38621435
>you probably have really good fingers"
With the level of literal retardation you have presented, I'm surprised you didn't come back with
>my prostate would agree!
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>someone wanted to fuck him
Normo normo frick off
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>>38621435

OP you played it smart.

Women who do shit like that are crazy and/or up to trouble and/or crazy.

also. never fuck anyone who could be described as 'mom's friend'.

the minute u piss them off they will tell ur mom u r a rapist.
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>>38621690
Excuse me while I self medicate

>>38621756
Says the normie

>>38621775
That's certainly a possibility.
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>>38621435
>be 17

inb4 b&
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