>lube up index finger >stick it in my ass as far as it

>>34032847
Youre supposed to use something bigger than your finger and in the shape of a penis. Youre supposed to fap while its in your butt too.

>>34032847
Your finger is just to open your ass up a bit, it won't do much on it's own.

>>34032873
wtf would I own that's bigger than a finger and also safe to put in your ass

do I look like some kinda faggot who's got a toolbox of this crap

>>34032847
just start fapping to your favorite material then plop a finger in your butt it will restrict your prostate and make you orgasm much qicker

>>34032981
>and make you orgasm much qicker
why would I want that

>>34032847
one time I shoved my finger so far up my ass I literally felt shit in there

>>34032847
you have to hit the prostate to feel anything

>>34033070
I couldn't find shit

well that's not true

I found literal shit on my finger because I don't own a bidet

>>34033167
Geeze.. you could've use a bottle of water and douched your bum or something anon.

>>34032847
>suck on finger for a few seconds to lube it up
>stick up bum
>dick is hard within 20 seconds

Well I'm already a fag, so this is good

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>>34032847
>did I get memed into sticking a finger in my ass

I don't know why but that made me kek

>>34033252
do you have to be gay for it to work? that's lame

it's something I think about a lot, but I just don't actually get anything out of the execution

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>be me
>buy an anal vibrator.
>tried it a few times for hours.
>didn't feel anything arousing, honestly tried
>gave up and just fapped

I got meme'd, but more than likely I was just a victim of intrusive thoughts. I'd rather be the penetrator than the penatratee

>>34032847
Never use one single finger because (a) it's not big enough and (b) fingernails.

Get a dildo. Get a big ol' 10" dildo. I prefer flobby/squishy but whatever floats yer boat.

>>34032894
jump rope handles, fooseball table handles, candles that you can carve, cucumbers, sharpie magnum, balls in a condom, tail of a stuffed animal, foot of a portal turret plushie... the list goes on and on.

>>34033398
>candles that you can carve, cucumbers, sharpie magnum, balls in a condom
These are really bad ideas. That stuff can get stuck in your butt. You need something with a handle or a flare.

>>34033316
It would probably help if you had at least a slight attraction to dicks, but I don't have a definite answer. But I'd never masturbate while anally inserting something. I'd be too focused on one or the other to be able to do both simultaneously.

>>34033416
I like futa and I like the idea of traps

idk senpai

>>34033330
>rather be the penetrator than the penatratee

the whole point is to be penetrated, dude. If you get off to being the penetrator why would you even bother?

>>34033411
>you can't carve a candle into a butt plug
I've done it. I went for a walk with it in. It was pretty uncomfortable because I don't think I used enough lube. I took it out in some bushes and threw it into a swimming pool.

>>34032847
Just sit your ass on the smooth edge of your chair and move up into it

Just kidding I don't know how these gay fap things work

>>34033443
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Intrusive+thoughts

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>>34032847
>stick it in my ass as far as it will go
>wiggle it around

That's where you did it wrong Op.

>BE IN FAG MOOD.

>Cut nails.
>When inserting Try imagine a line that extends from the bottom of your hard dick.
>Gently Push around that area towards dick.
>If it feels weird You're doing it right.
>start to Do that "come closer" moviment.
>You can do a circular moviment.
>You'll feel like you're going to cum/piss.
>If you feel 100% faggot try to not touch your dick.
>You will crave relief and be all twitchy.
>But your index finger is the only thing that will make you cum.

It will take a little bit of pratice so don't be inpatient.

TIPS:
>Placing your dick against something (Pillows) Wihile doing it make you cum Waaaaay easier.
>Play with nipples while and before doing so is super fun. (gently touch them. REALLY REALLY GENTLY)= istaerection.
>Being "nofap" for sometime helps.

If done right it 10 times better than a normal fap.
>I fell from my bed one time because of it.
>after you cum, you keep feeling quivers in all your body.
>thank me later

>>34032990
This, this is why I don't like plugs in my ass during sex, though the idea is hot, it makes me tense up and pop way to quick.

>>34033452
I bet kid who went swimming in that pool found your mageiver buttplug and thought it was cool new pool toy, he then contracted HIV and died. You are worse than a nigger.

>>34033452
I already seen this somewhere...

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>>34032894
I mean you're the guy who fingers his butt...

>>34033636
Do you do the come here movement with your plan facing the ground or the sky, let's say you were standing up