http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-backpage-shutdown-20170109-story.html
How the Fuck am I suppose to fuck now? REEEEEEE! I can't go back to jerking off.
>>34032867
Seriously. It's like the govt wants to take away the only thing that's kept me from killing myself. Fuck the USA,
>>34032867
Can't have men buying pussy anon, that drives the cost down for real womyn out there!
Stop wasting money on whores. Invest it in bitcoin.
The whores all moved to the dating tab. No worries anon.
>>34033018
Omg you just saved my evening plans. I love you anon
>>34032930
>pictured: three town bicycles
>>34032867
what kind of idiot picks up hookers on backpage? it's like you WANT an std. there are a whole bunch of sites filled with girls who aren't also streetwalkers.
>>34033065
I've been backpaging for years and never caught anything you faggot. Wear a condom. You sound like a 14 year old mommas boy. Most of them actually don't have STDs but all you know is your naive bubble.
Streetwalkers...really?
>>34033018
Good to hear senpai
>>34032930
bitcoin is literally fucking dying. dont invest in bitcoin.
>gf gone overseas for a month
>Been fucking tranny escorts off bp every night
Feels good bros
>>34033133
where do you live? in the SF bay area it's pretty bad, dude
>>34033065
>implying I have money to spend on higher tier pussy
AYYY LB CRIP CAPITAL NIGGA
>>34033202
sounds expensive familia how do you afford?
>>34033265
I'm an actuary, making 130/year before tax.
>>34033289
oh wow heard it was hard to become one
congrats you deserve those delicious traps
>>34033202
>adultery
ew
>>34033065
The average college girl is more likely to give you an std than the average prostitute
>>34032867
What the hell I was going to find a hooker to fuck off of there literally next week to love my virginity
>>34034961
His gf is overseas getting dicked too
Adultery is just part of relationships, may as well accept it