>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you

>>34032173

T. Someone who has never spoken to a woman

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boys cant get pregnant right?

>>34032291
It's moe you dip

>>34032173
source? i've seen other pictures of that slut but i can't find the source through crops

Fuck you OP stop reminding me that I'll never have this. I'ma have to drink just to forget this (and I practically never drink).

>>34032173
>pre
>marital
>sex
destroys any and all pureness in the relationship, fuck off whore. And to think this is a fucking fantasy, how low can your standards fucking be.

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>>34032291
>tfw i've had a girl say 'i love it when you cum inside me. i can feel every jolt'
>tfw i've had a girl say 'it feels really nice to hold you close'
>tfw i've had a girl say 'if i'm pregnant you'll have to push me down the stairs or punch me really hard in the stomach
>tfw i've had a girl say 'i love you. i love you lots and lots

she's married now, 6 months after our break up.

>>34032452
Jesus, random stories of anguish don't usually phase me but you managed to make me feel my own feels

I thought this was my ex(online bf) fucking with me.

I'm a trap and he liked when I said things like this.

>>34032538
don't become numb anon.

we can only overcome our feels if we allow ourselves to engage with them.

we're all gonna make it.

i hope

>>34032618
Godspeed you beautiful broken bastard

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>>34032452
Translation for autists: she was already pregnant

>>34032646
thank you

>>34032674
she got her period a few days after she had said that. she wasn't even late when she initially said it, she was just paranoid

>>34032674
you're a retard, he never even said she was pregnant only that she had a pregnancy scare and sure as hell didn't want a kid with that anon. later she immediately marries some other guy who probably did seem worthy to have kids with, after all that "i love you" bullshit she spouted. fuck women they're garbage

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>>34032937
i actually left her after i found out that she had cheated on me with an ex about a year after we got together.

i didn't find out until months and months after it happened.

she just hopped on some dude from her work a few months after the break up and got married to him in december.

but yes, women are garbage.

>>34033010
fuck that whore, you dodged a bullet

>>34032452
>>34033010

why is it always the girls who say cute stuff like that the ones that are actually the biggest whores? it has always turned out like that in my experience.

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>>34033137
thanks anon, i like to tell myself that when i feel shitty about leaving her over an infidelity that i didn't know about for like a year and half. she probably cheated more than that, just would only admit to the one i got hard evidence of.

>>34033178
i wish i knew, but it does always seem to work out that way doesn't it? we even carved each other's initials into a tree at a park where we first met on our first anniversary. little did i know she was fucking her ex around that time. so many memories tainted.

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Daily reminderino that fat neckbeards make these threads

>>34033654
Only fat neckbeards who are pissed they aren't cute think that.
t. handsome male

>>34033354
Don't feel sad Anon. You got manipulated. It can happen to anyone. Just take this as a lesson not to associate with whores.

I really feel sorry for the poor guy who she married. Does he know he married a whore?

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>>34032173
Oh,boi. Any of you guys got sauce?

>kill yourself degenerate, roastie, whore

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>>34034724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuBQ5kdIC3I

bruh

>>34032378
what is "moe"? Define it for someone who doesn't watch anime

>no girl will ever want to marry you and have your babies

It hurts.

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>>34035563
Moe Szyslak is a fictional character from The Simpsons who has a very specific and recognizable voice and manner of speaking.

Read OP's pic again in Moe Szyslak's voice and you'll get it.

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>>34035563
Pic related is moe