Hello /fit/. First of all sorry my bad english.
Lardass here, 23 and from italy, i'm actually 180cm x 105 kg. I know i'm not obese but i'm very fat right now, and i hate that, because i was a pretty athletic guy.
What happened? Basically, depression and i inflated like a balloon.
By the way, i don't really how know how to get better. For now, i started going on jog every day, i stretch myself up for 10km in 60 mins (and i literally destroy myself because i barely can do that). I'm eating only rice, chicken and i eliminated high carbs food along fried and spices.
No more butter and oil. Drinking just water and some times lemon ice tea.
Am i doing good? Can you give a fatbro advices to actually become first of all skinnier, and the build up some muscles? Thank you guys.
Pic related, it's me right now.
>>38952703
Just eat less kcal every day, diets are memes. Have some of that good, strong Italian coffee in the morning to ease your appetite. Drink plenty of water throughout the day.
>>38952703
dont do that. jogging at you weight will kill your joints. eat at a deficit and lose some weight, go for a walk 2-3 times a day for 20-30 mins. when you down to 80 you can start thinking about running
>>38952703
You ARE obese...
>there are people who get up at 5 o'clock in the morning to run before work
Cardiofags are you just autistic or is it that your life is so busy you don't have time to do it in the evening, and therefor sacrifice extra sleep just to burn a few meaningless calories that you'll replace with Starbucks immediately after anyway?
>>38952698
Don't drink coffee.
The weather is nice and most rapists and muggers are asleep by 5. Then I just roll into work and take a shower in the company gym. I go to sleep at around 10 so it's not an issue because I have enough test to get me through the day
Coffee
Cardio
Cold shower
Best way to start the day. Come at me, pleb.
>>38952738
>come at me pleb
Driving to your house.
What do you want to do for fun anon?
if i eat everday, will i overdose?
>>38952415
>overdosing on food
What kind of a fucking question is that? Are you fucking stupid? Do you have brain damage?
>>38952415
A vitamin poisoning here you come
Also heme iron build up in your liver
RIP anon
>>38952433
400% My daily value every day for a year wont kill me huh?
>plug in headphones
>attempt to squad
>OUR LOVE WOULD BE FOREVER, AND IF WE DIE WE DIE TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU TODOITE KONO OMOI KITTO ITSUKA WA KANAU YO NE
>Plug in headphones
>THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>plug in headphones
>Bпepeд нapoд! Pyccкий, Pycь тeбя зoвёт!
damn good
>that first shit of the day
>>38952368
solid
8/10
dark as shit
>>38952633
Isn't that good? My shits always go out easiest and cleanest (firmer) when they're darker.
Is here anyone else who literally hates food?
Eating for me is just suffering. Something that I have to do to avoid pic related. And even when I like some food, I'm full after few bites and cannot eat anymore.
Who else foodhate? How you coping?
>inb4 amerifats
Look-up soylent and joylent(joylent is better)
>Is here anyone else who literally hates food?
No, you're a evolutionary dead-end.
>>38952295
This. Just stop eating and remove yourself from the gene-pool
Didn't see on in the catalog so here we go.
Started at 200 last January and made it down to 152 back in June. Anyone else have experience with alien bod? My pecs have gotten better, but my midsection is tough.
Also, do the roll marks go away?
Come on I know there are some former big boys here
>>38940782
Nice job.
Lost 45lbs in 6 months while doing shitty brosplits. Restarts gym a month ago and doing ss now. Haven't loss fat but I think it's because I made noob gainz and it replaced the weight lost by fat loss.
>Tfw was too insecure for progress pics
>>38941040
Hey that's pretty good dude. And don't be insecure about progress pics man; everybody starts somewhere.
Hey fit a year ago i use to be real skinny and now id like you guys to rate my progress.
>Pic related.
Pic 2
>>38952207
You look like an ant
Gym come-uppance thread
>be me
>16 years old
>pretty small and timid
>there's this big guy in my gym
>I'm just standing somewhere and he needs to pass
>just picks me up and moves forward, completely disregarding me and not even noticing me
>continue lifting for another year and keeping my eye on what he does, when he does it.
>I start to get to know him but he's oblivious to me
>fast forward 8 years
>24 now
>see the same guy at me current gym
>I can't believe it
>Walk past him, I fully recognize him and he doesn't recognize or even acknowledge me
>he only moves out of the way of the bigger, more experienced guys, the rest he just walks through like they don't exist
>decide upon my revenge and that I need to get him back for picking me up
>Decide to bump into him on "accident" but there's one problem
>he's the kind of guy who wears expensive gym clothing and I wear plain every day clothing.
>I don't delude myself about this and I know that if some sort of confrontation will come out of it people will instantly take his side because he's dressed more nicely and thus has a higher social standing
>decide to gear up
>ask for an advance on my paycheck and get it
>buy some gear
>can't figure out how to position myself to bump into him and grow anxious about this
>one day I'm head to head with him and walking straight for him
>at the last moment my courage gives in and I move out of the way automatically
>this makes me mad beyond comprehension
>decide to just give up on this plan and let him be
>go to the gym with that in mind today
>and without knowing and on a straight path with him
>"what do I do?" I think to myself
>close my eyes and bump into him
>he doesn't acknowledge and just moves through
>I'm giddy inside now as I was publicly got on equel social standing with him
>I am triumphant now, I got my revange and it tasted sweet
Just cracking up imagining this sperglord blowing his paycheck on workout gear just so he can bump into a guy from 8 years ago
It's like a Disney story
What exercises can I do so my gut doesn't hang as much?
>>38952094
3x5 fork put downs
300 kcal deficit x 365
Bent over rows.
Will strengthen upper back so you can pull the corset super tight breh
>>38952104
this.
although with thatgut i doubt it is fork. just hands.
Feels fuckin good men
>>38952020
Tfw all my white friends want me to cut holes in my hoodie
Fucking luke cage.
> tfw ausfag
> tfw i still wanna wear hoodies
hoodie life
Who here "straight edge" ?
Vegans not allowed
"straight edge... No vegans allowed" ? I think there's a chinck in you ruller
>>38951837
I used to do LSD, MDMA, DMT, Cannabis, Alcohol, Cocaine, Methamphetamine, Adderall, Ketamine, and anything else I could get my hands on.
Now I smoke tobacco only.
I just need to quit smokes and I'm in the club.
>inb4 degenerate never gonna make it etc
>>38952030
Straight Edge doesn't mean you have to be vegan, it's mostly just a leftist teen meme though. While vegan food is good, vegans themselves are a disease.
Vegetarians are ok though.
>>38952084
You should stop smoking, great job quitting the rest though.
Hi guys,
I'm in a situation where I have some extra time at home so might as well gym twice a day. Any of you had experience with this? Doesn't count if you're on gear, I'm not.
I was thinking doing heavy chest exercises right now (noonish) and then tricep/abs in the evening. Normally I only work out in the evenings but my girl's on the rag and she doesn't like doin it so I've got too much test pumping through me.
Why not just do 1 long session
>>38951823
girlfriend wants to work out with me but she's at uni till the evening, and I can't think of anything else to do besides working out or killing myself to alleviate the pain in my balls
How much of an anxiety filled pussy are you that you need someone's permission to work out twice in a day.
Go fucking do it, you overanalyzing little panzy.
>if you're on gear
Why is this even going through your brain holy shit youre acting so pathetic.
Grab your fucking balls and go fucking move some weights you limp wristed little shit.
>If you attract women you're attractive.
>If you don't attract women you're not attractive.
Is this how it works (for hetero men at least) or is there more to it?
>>38951665
yeah pretty much and if you're not physically attractive and you have alot of money you'll get bitches that way as well that being said don't love none of these bitches cause they are the true degenerates on this earth
>>38951665
If you attract men, you can also attract women. Lesson to go by
>>38951679
I'm good looking, rich and I still don't get women
Nice meme
what can I take to feel intoxicated?
I literally get mildly drunk every day when I get home to fuel my shitposting and make watching movies more fun. Not an alcoholic, if I had weed I'd take that but alcohol's just the best alternative.
>>38951048
>what can I take to feel intoxicated?
have you tried alcohol?
>>38951056
I want a replacement because alcohol increases estrogen
>>38951048
havent had a drink in 3 weeks and how is this related to /fit/ ?