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>>38996176
Ask him why he needs roids to get ottermode

>>38996176
kick his ass on the dailllee baaabyy please

>>38996181

not to be saluted

>>38996160
Move out or get some earplugs

>>38996160

>How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?

we got jobs and moved

I got a job.
Just go do tech support in a call center or something, it's what I did.

Roids. Fuck outta here idiot. Inb4 LE BAITED!!!!!

Making the same thread almost every day is spam.

>>38996250
Gotta have that first sip

>>38996020
Were is thyme now days ? did he make it ?

Lmao you idiot immunity cat is with me

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no uh not my gains?????

vocaroo right now I don't believe you

>>38996027
Nah I hate people who vocaroo shit

This thread is for all the people whos voices are too deep

>>38996013
Do voice heightening drills.

Harmonize your singing voice with high pitch singers and imitate high pitch talkers.

First, gargle salt water before you do this. Then, find your limit of a pitch you can match. Imitate someone talking or harmonize with singing that hits that pitch. Do this in sets. Do 5 reps for every set, and about 5 sets per workout. In between sets, gargle salt water. When you're done for the day, either eat ice cream or just ice if you don't want the calories, to prevent injury.

Repeat. Over a few workouts of doing this, you'll notice that your range is much higher. As you learn to control your pitch with ease, implement higher talking into some conversations casually for practice. Eventually, it will just be natural.

>>38995834
Are you retarded brah? Most guys would kill for big forearms, workout your biceps to match your forearms

>tfw 21 and just started working last year

>>38995834
>implying forearms aren't the most important muscle to have

guys see someone with huge forearms and don't fuck with them because that's actual strength

Post pics.

Eating food

Any food

Fucking spoopy skeleton

>>38995822
Steak and broccoli, whole milk, lots of bread (whole wheat) at least 3000 calories a day to gain 2 pounds a week

>>38996625
suddenly eating 3000 a day when he's used to like 2000 at most is a bit of an overkill and might demotivate him big time

I'd increase it like 300 kcal every other week until he's about there

>>38995782
Y tho?

>>38995960
it tastes good and it's like 1800 cals

>>38995966
If you're doing 1800 cals and cutting, you know damn well you could have 3 delicious meals instwad of a peasant diet. Get some greens nigguh

>>38995001
if u wanna fuck up ur shoulders then its a good lift

>>38995010
why would it fuck up your shoulders? there are plenty of strong dudes who do it without any problems. look no further than Klokov.

You can get as buff as arnold without even using a freeweight. I don't know why people bother fucking their joints up.

It has to be a relative strength movement and not a set number.
I mean a set number would be easier and show relative strength numbers that are applicable and useable by anyone.

But more advanced movements would probably be better.

Front Lever
HS pushup
Manna
Planche

Sucking 10 dicks
Looking exactly the same as you started
Actually being the same as how you started
Running a 5k

>>38994841
Jeff Seid is popular

>>38994841
What makes you think you don't already look ridiculous?

Muscle shotas are hot. Keep at it.

Also test will probably fill out your jaw

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>>38994788
finally hit 3 plate squat this morning

finally, after all these weights, i have become a little green man

>>38994839
nice, I've struggled with my squat since I started, I couldnt even bw squat in april.
thinking about getting oly shoes instead of chucks, still working on my dorsiflexion, hip flexor and hamstring flexibility

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climberbro imbalances lol

>>38994747
Do you have a heart condition?

>>38994767
Yeah it's called being in love.

>>38994767
Don't think so.

>>38994736
>for her

>>38994736
The biggest guy on my squad weighs about 350.

I figure if I can't pull him out of a burning car if the need arises, I ain't worth shit.

Sure, he could lose a little weight, but I ain't in charge of him. I'm in charge of me. I lift because I don't want anyone to get hurt because I wasn't strong enough.

Because I'm never satisfied with the way my body looks. It could always be better.

>>38994645
this is the crap they pay people to write reviews for.

>>38994645
it is now, it used to be dope

Creatine