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Pussies.

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For people that have actual employment.

>>38984565
fuck sake, last time I ever save an image without checking it first.

is that an egg? Is that tofu?

>low carb

>>38984407
egg and mozarella cheese

>>38984371
>tfw 21
>no beard growth
>acne
why

>>38984371
yes

>>38984371
Every single one of those faggots works out you shitposting beta

you know this, right?

Look, just because it's only you and me on this board doesn't mean you can address me directly, dude. Gotta keep up the illusion.

I've never done a RDL, and my deadlift is 6pl8.

>>38984189
Just means you have a good frame dude (unless you're fat or already fit)

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>rewatching dbz
>no matter how much i lift i will never attain such aesthetics, size and strengh

life is meaningless

>>38984224
Or it means I'm just tall with a small shoulder width which is a fate worse than death

why dont you just go to a dermatologist? also youre not talking about forcyde spots are you? You sure theyre ingrown hairs?

pull the fucking hair out holy shit its not hard

>>38984185

I had this. It was a wart. Saw doc. Doc sent to surgeon. Surgeon gave local anesthetic and snipped the little piece of skin out. Put in a stitch. It was a really skilled surgeon, my cock is tiny too, but he was able to isolate the wart from the rest of it.

just eat food instead like a normal person

chocolate sounds good

Vanilla masterace

>>38984103
>current workout
Trappy TM, without the progression because cutting
>diet,
IF. BCAAS and black coffee in the morning. Apple at 11am, main, big lunch at 12:30 ish, tuna, shake, dinner at 7pm
>mental
Fantastic. Losing/maintaining strength and size is a horrible feeling, but for whatever feeling, IF improves my mood a lot. Feel alive for the first time in a while
> physical status.
Fucking atrocious, 18%bf. Heart and more importantly blood pressure if through the roof. Really need to do some cardio. But cardio is a lot harder than lifting heavy

>>38984103
>current workout
madcow 5x5 with accessories
>diet
currently running PSMF
>mental
pretty good desu, the test boost from fasting + deadlifts is giving me insane confidence, but im also horny as fuck
>physical status
hovering around 13-14% bodyfat, i have a visible 2pack, 4pack if im coughing
OHP 110lbs x3
Bench 210 x 3
Squat 270 x 3 (laugh at me)
deadlift 310 x 3

>>38984103
>Current workout
Full body 3x a week.
mon/fri: bench, squat and accessory work
wed: squat, bench, OHP and accessories
>Diet
Around 4k calories a day, some shitty foods but relatively clean. Lots of chicken and pasta.
>Mental
Addicted to xanax which is making me anxious but in terms of lifting, I feel good in the gym.
>Physical
5'11 around 15%bf weighing 93kg.
Squat 180kg
Bench 125kg
Dead 220kg

> and i just found out that the gym is going to be closed for the next two days
this part of your post wasn't necessary

>>38984093
Move to Wyoming, get that high altitude lifting and the gyms stay open even for blizzards.

>>38984099
any other day and i woulda told you to fuck off because FL is amazing... but you're right.. for now
>>38984105
no beaches no thanks

Right is very achievable with steroids.

Left involves lots of plastic surgery and purple skin dye.

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why look like goku when you can look like trunks?

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>>38984051
thicc

shit that's my boy Hemingway!

>>38984033
Dick Bandana

ricardo panini

>>38983967
back to /r9k/, you jelly faggot

No.

heh because you arent gonna do shit about me being aggressive which further emasculates you >:^)

>>38983947
"you're excused"

She probably thinks you are a cereal killer has contacted the authorities

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What were you thinking when you sent that?

Remember that nobody fucking cares. They are doing their own thing and they have always seen worse. Get some music and earplugs and you will quickly completely block out everything that is happening around you.

don't worry in a couple years you'll be older

>>38983930
Hes got natty gains OP. I don't get it.

Nope

Time to deload you pussy

>>38983848
Yes Tbh

OP again. Even after holding it i failed my last set.

Why are my noob gains running out at
Bench 45kg
Squat 60kg
Dead 85kg

I was seeing 5kg increases EVERY SESSION then once i hit those numbers i instant plateaued, i cant even go up by 1.5kg microplates

PLS HELP inb4 dyel i know just help plz

Im getting 8hrs sleep and eating at the same amount that i did with the successful noob gain period

Inb4 eat even more. I am