Let's settle one thing. I went out today, and noticed something. I saw atleast 2-3 guys holding hands with hot chicks, who couldn't have been more than 5 9 each. You see, you fucking faggots have deluded yourselves into thinking that looks mean much, especially height. What if I told you I was a manlet? Would you laugh at me? Probably. Save it though. You think it's funny to degrade people based on something they can't control, but who really are the successful ones here? Me, knowing I won't be some lanklet who can't grow into his own body, always looking skinny unless roided out? Or you, a faggot who does not realize that making fun of others insecurities isn't funny. We are your lawyers, your bosses, your general leaders in life. "Manlets" are just as good if not better than lanklets. Lanklets, when will they learn?
>manlets are your bosses
lel okay
>>39396030
Bro ffs you're embarrassing yourself. Its an internet joke.
>>39396030
No one cares manlet
What do you say /fit/? Should I even bother lifting or should I just kill myself?
>>39395881
you're not gonna lift even if we tell you to
You have potential, how many push ups can you do?
>>39395881
do any of us ever actually kill ourselves?
>anon do you still believe that I will stop loving you if you stop being /fit/?
>>39395790
I fell for this once, and I came back harder, stronger, and more dedicated than ever.
Never again.
No right hand, I know you'll be with me to the end.
>>39395836
>pescatarian
>don't eat sugar or processed foods
>basically impossible to eat more than 2400 calories
>i need 2900 to bulk
what do?
>>39395755
eat
eat your own cum for protein
You are not even trying
Anyone know how to get hair gains?
>>39395742
injecting testosterone will yield prime facial hair gains
cold showers
stop using shampoo/conditioner - only water. it'll look greasy for about a week or maybe two, but afterwards it'll look 1000x better and you won't need to shower everyday to keep it looking clean and fresh
>>39395800
>stop using shampoo/conditioner - only water. it'll look greasy for about a week or maybe two, but afterwards it'll look 1000x better and you won't need to shower everyday to keep it looking clean and fresh
Explain how this works?
fuck /fit/ is it worth it to buy stuff for a home gym instead of going to one? or should I just join my local planetfitness and just get over my fears of going out to a gym? I just dont want people to talk to me while working out.
yes I am a fat neckbeard, who wishes to become healthier.
I was 119kg, dropped to 79kg in 5 months (I did it a bit too hard, cutting carbs altogether, which wasn't fun). now I got muscle, am 85kg.
never have set foot in a gym. all on (multiple) bodyweight exercises, barbells, dumbells. get mired, hit on, girls say I'm "so muscular". so yes, it's very possible.
>>39395466
I too, stay at home when getting exersize (aside from runs) mostly because i dont want to have to leave the house for another reason daily.
Yeah, its perfectly possible/worth it to get fit at home. There are plenty of routines that actually dont even need many weights or anything aside from your body (used mostly by prisoners or poorfags.)
>>39395466
You'll be killing two birds with one stone by going to a gym, getting fit and losing some of that social anxiety, I started out just like you if not worse and now I have multiple gym bros that I talk to and party with and I've even started to talk to girls which was fucking impossible not so long ago. Try to avoid planet fitness if at all possible, it's generally pretty shit.
>Hurled my fedora frisbee-style at their windshield
BASED SCOOB
Scooby? What is this, 2012 /fit/?
Scooby? What is this, a potentially good thread?
Scooby? What is this, /fraud/?
Do you drink regularly?
I love beer, it is all I think about. But it makes you fat and is full of estrogen.
>not drinking mead
>no estrenogenic hops
>drink of our ancestors
>fucking delicious
Cuck
>makes you fat
Not if you're sensible and count your calories
>full of estrogen.
Literally irrelevant if you lead an otherwise healthy lifestyle
Mind you, getting absolutely wasted is dumb
what is /moderation/?
>That rugby-playing girl at the gym that not only out lifts me but also is more muscular than me and looks hot
J u st
I don't want to lift anymore, bros.
What's the point of lifting when you're weaker than girls?
I'm considering just roiding because either I have legit low test or I just need a boost to be more masculibe. This isn't fair
Lift for more than a week and you'll be stronger.
>>39395116
I have been for months.
She's thicc and strong. I don't want to lift anymore
what are her lifts? I don't wanna lose to a girl
This guy walks into the gym and slaps your girls ass, how fucked are you??
>keep in mind he is explosively fast, 190cm and 110kg and has four years of military training and experience
>tfw my gf doesn't exercise
>>39394954
>keep in mind he is explosively fast, 190cm and 110kg and has four years of military training and experience
none of that is true
>>39394954
>keep in mind I have a gun
Come join the talk about getting fit as FUCK
https://discord.gg/zKQNhNh
>>39394939
shit brb finna get RIPPED
>>39394939
fuck dude so ripped
this is now a leafy thread
Post your goal body
>tfw 2 months working out and getting mad gains everywhere
>>39394575
hello skinny manlet
>>39394575
>2 months
hmmmmmm before/after pics?
make sure to wear your buttplug very deep so your anus doesnt go inside out during hard lifts
Pee l g
Powerliftan
Is it possible to eat too much if you are training as hard as possible? Mikey phelps eats 8000 calories a day etc
>>39394455
Could your op be any more lame?
Second for if Bod uses a quick release belt then you should too
>>39394479
his training burns waaay more calories than lifting does
Advice needed
B urself
If only there were a board for that... Like >>>/adv/
>>39394230
did miymoto musashi ever get a gf