This guy walks into the gym and slaps your girls ass, how fucked

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>tfw my gf doesn't exercise

>>39394954
>keep in mind he is explosively fast, 190cm and 110kg and has four years of military training and experience
none of that is true

>>39394954
>keep in mind I have a gun

>>39395011
He does weigh about 110kg out of contest though

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>>39394954
we can share! I will also feed you i've alway wanted a bear

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>>39394981
>tfw my gf doesn't exist

>>39394954
>implying I have a girl

>>39394954
>and has four years of military training and experience
In my most commanding tone I loudly say "TEN-HUT!" and when he reflexively snaps to attention I clock him in the forehead with the bar I had in my hand, knocking his fat ass unconscious.

>>39394954
im not fucked, my girl is getting fucked

>>39396058
t. uber-cuck

>>39395011
Why would a guy with four years of military training and experience be so disrepectful?

>>39396091
/thread

>>39395052
Kek'd

run about 15ft and escape his fat ass

what is the fucking point of getting that fat