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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week as a natural alternative to chemotherapy. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbi

no

i'm the guy who made the post about being raised vegetarian, but i didn't post the pic

>>39681915
What do you gain from lying on the internet lmao

she doesn't want you

Don't bother. She will just think u purposely left your wallet to have a reason to come back to ask her out.

>>39682640
I dunno, I'm usually pretty cautious, but she made a point of asking whether I was dating anyone, and she mentioned that she was divorced and single

>>39681813
nah you will be still ugly, sorry I meant your friend but you won´t mind it anymore

>>39682142
kek

>>39681813
Maybe indirectly if it reduces stress, helps you sleep better, etc. But all other things equal, no, it won't make your 'friend' more attractive

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work harder on improving yourself and the quality of women will go up

>>39681802
What?

>>39681882
Her bio says "the previous guy I matched with offered me a job to be my fuccboi so you gotta be okay with that"

Damn, Zyzz got his own coffin line, sick brah!

all wrestlers/mma/boxing use it. Just make sure not to pass out from the heat lmao

It's probably great if you want to lose a ton of water to make weight for a competition, but there's a guy in my gym who does cardio with it every time. You're just losing water, what's the point?

>>39681667
i'd rather be small than live in africa and be a nigger

>>39681713
/thread

>>39681667
>Niggers on gear

Fuck off.

>>39681619
they were also taking steroids in the past so you know

>>39681619

>endomorph

yer never gonna get "bodybuilder" lean without steroids and clen.

>>39681619
>endomorph

Fucking meme that means nothing.

>hodgetwins

Get on on a minimum of TRT for their advice to work

>>39681587
nice meme

>>39681587
Can vouch for this. I got fat as fuck and couldn't run half a mile without gassing out. I'm much happier doing pullups/dips/pushups

occasionally some high rep trap bar work

Running/Cyling

Feel much healthier than the rippletits meatbody method

>>39681587
>this is /fit/s goal body

Looks pretty decent but I would change the main screen colors. White on light background is kinda hard to read.

I actually saw this the other day as recommended for me. Looks great, but I'm currently doing SL so I'm already using that app. This is definitely a contender for use when I graduate though. Excellent work, anon. Productive use of your rest days.

>>39681687
I have a side build that will address this when I update. I agree that it is not the easiest to read at a glance on that screen. Thanks for the feedback.

>>39681703
Wow that's cool that my app actually was shown as recommended. Thanks anon, it means a lot to see something I've created as well received.

>>39681506
WOW WORKING OUT DOESNT MAKE YOU SMARTER

WHO
WOULD
HAVE
THUNK

>>39681506
Yeah OP, apparently the rats who got rewarded a diploma, didn't get better jobs in the labrat economy than those who didn't receive any formal education

>>39681506
>hippocampal

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>>39681483

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My hamplanet of a brother at dinner the other night
>im just gonna have a salad
>proceeds to cover lettuce, cucumbers and spinach leaves in about a half a pound of shredded cheese and drowns the whole thing in dressing
Mfw

>>39683065
>a half a pound

huh?

it';s a meme i tried it
didn't do shit but make me sweat during the night

>>39681425

It's a side effect more than anything. Do you feel better rested when you wake up?

Without a doubt I will be taking ZMA for the rest of my existence, the vivid dreams all feel fucking amazing and the quality of my sleep itself has improved more than I thought possible without a prescription

>>39681425
Zima fucking sucks, I thought this shit was discontinued in the 90s.

Well then I'd be fucking all of you as the only male here

THIS GIRL IS A TURKISH POLITICIAN QUIT SAYING TURKS ARE ROACHES THEN START POSTING OUR WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39681310
>her ass doesn't wobble when you play with it

S K E L L Y

Nah you'll be fine, just get some sleep today/tonight and you'll be fine.

I know the feel though, I'm a Firefighter and a medic, and it sucks when you spend a lot of time training and your coworkers want something shitty to eat at the station or you get toned out right as you can feel yourself drifting off.

How's Seattle though? I've heard it's a hard place to get into and it's always interested me.

>>39681327
It's quite nice. Got the AMR contract so no transports unless it's ALS. Tons of Homeless/Psych issues though

>>39681264
Actually in the process of becoming a Firefighter.
Interveiw tommorow.

Any advice, anecdotes or anything?

>>39681217

....put it in the oven?

water or pam

>>39681224
i don't have a oven poor fag
>>39681225
pam is kind of expensive is this the only alternative