What was your first time at the gym like?
Scary as shit, was like 16 yr old.
Now 27 and its comfy as fuck
>Immediately attempted to bench 80 kg
>Pass out on the way out
>mfw
Was mildly confused and had the intention to do ICF. Didn't really knew about the order of exercises so I just started with the first thing I recognized which was tricep pushdowns. Eventually I started doing bench with my gymbro and some dude walked up and said that we're doing it wrong and that we have to put on as much weight as we can do and then make forced reps with the other dude pulling. It took a couple of weeks to really get into it and understand what the fuck I was doing at the gym
KING NU MALE HAS CALLED OUT FIT
https://www.magisto.com/album/video/Kz0jUl5EAQo-KHEPYnZLBns
reminder that he's not a nu-male and voted for Trump
parker is alright
>>39679142
pol and fit blown the fuck out!!!
Why are abs such a chore to workout?
>>39678901
Toning is a meme, dude is just more cut on the right
>>39678901
>abs are made in the kitchen
There, I posted it because I know someone will
>>39678901
>abs are made in the kitchen
There, I posted it because I know someone will
How do you convert someone to high test
You kill yourself, and they will magically transform.
>>39678761
how could you possibly want the right more than left? what's wrong with you? that's not high test that's falling for the feminism jew
>>39678824
You hating high test?
> 21
> you're fit enough
> no (CLOSE) friends
> you only lift, go to school, and come home and jerk off to rule34 comics.
You're tired of this cycle and you wanna meet some sluts. Tinder ain't working out, so where you gonna meet these sloots?
>>39676834
college bars
Group activities/hobbies
>>39676834
where am I from?
Are chiropractors a scam?
>>39676634
nah but ur mum was last night
>>39676634
Yes
http://www.health.com/celebrities/chiropractic-adjustment-stroke-katie-may
>>39676685
Jesus
Anyone else /foreveralone/
Begone, robot
>>39676590
I'm so lonely but I realized that even if I find someone I'd still be depressed, it won't fix that I struggle to get out of bed everyday or that I think of killing my self everyday
I am. And I am a girl so I don't have a good excuse.
This man gives fitness advice.
>>39676120
Americans spend their entire lives making the unhealthiest choices, so they can tell you exactly what not to do.
>>39676120
Looking doughier by the day
TBF, you can give good advice even if you don't follow it.
Why would you settle for a woman that doesn't work out?
>>39675774
Because I have many irredeemable flaws.
>>39675774
>Caring about women
>In 2016
Do you even MGTOW?
I just want a woman who isn't a big tub of lard.
Didn't you hear the news /fit/? Feminine cat men are now in!
Isn't that great? It means you don't have to slave away in the gym anymore!
Fuck your shit. My cat kills snakes and vermin. I can leave a litter box and food and he'll be fine if I go away for a few days or leave him out in nature. He kills things and sleeps all day. That is my kind of animal. Your dogs are bitches that need constant attention.
>>39674642
How can cat men be an antidote for something that doesn't exist?
>>39674756
Are you doing alright, man?
Hey Stacey look at this loser and his pathetic 14 inch arms
>>39674535
>Chads
>being mean to people
You don't get it, the worst part is that Chad is a nice and happy person.
>>39674549
Maybe Alpha+ Chad
Alpha- Chad is the typical college/high school douche
>>39674535
FACE FRAME HEIGHT
he has 2 of the 3
so he'll bat roughly 66% in terms of stacies but they won't be 10/10 stacies
So my friend has a stupid plan
>goal is to lose weight
>eat 1000 calories a day
>only cardio and NO WEIGHT LIFTING
On top of that
>definitely not getting enough protein
>usually not getting enough sleep
Please tell me the negative results of this. I'm warning this guy that he is going to become significantly weak if he doesn't properly cut. He already has a hard time doing OHP with 5 lbs on each side!
A part of me wants him to go ahead with this and screw himself over, but not without letting him know the negative results.
>cardio
Loss of muscle mass
>1000cals
Loss of muscle mass
>No sleep
Loss of muscle mass
This guy is going straight to skelly mode.
>>39674100
he's going to lose weight at first and think it's working, but he's also going to be tired all the time, lose hella muscle mass, and gain the weight back in a few months as fat
He's gonna end up skinnyfat. Ask him what his goals are, if he says anything about abs, direct him to the wealth of info on the internet that says getting lean and not just becoming a skinnyfat trainwreck isn't possible if he's retarded about nutrition.
Would you rather get a blowjob from the girl of your dreams, put 10kg on all of your major lifts instantly or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?
that extra weight means more mass, more strength. permanently. bjs are temporary
>>39673881
thats tough, I think I would go for the blowjob tho, since I can add 10kg on my major lifts easily, especially once I start roiding
G O A T T O W E R
>mfw I fell for the cold shower meme.
>>39673505
When I was a kid I liked cold showers because they gave me boners.
>>39673505
better than the golden shower meme
>>39673505
It doesn't seem to help my muscle soreness at all and I ain't doing a fucking ice bath.
Have you ever seen a woman bench heavy?
>>39673449
Thicc teacher at my college gym benched 225 once. shes like 45yo
>>39673449
lol women dont bench for shit, most i've seen is a couple of them doing 2lb dumbbell bench
my gf's lifts:
>Bench Press: 210lbs
>Deadlift: 442.5lbs
>Military Press: 135lbs
>Squat: Current: 372.5lbs