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What are some /fit/ jobs? I hear orthopedic surgeon is pretty /fit/. You work out, fix shit, and bang grills. Any other /fit/ jobs you can think of?
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im sure orthopedic surgeons are nothing like that
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OB/GYN
Awwwww yeah
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>>39678896
11b Infantryman
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Who else fell for the body weight squat meme?
Weigh 210. Squatting for the first time by myself. Load up the bar to 210 for some body weight squats. Snap city and I crash onto the floor.
Next go to bench press and put 210 to bench my body weight. Bar lands on my chest and I yell for help.
Why did you guys trick me.
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Cool story bro.
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>he can't even body weight squat
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>Not even 2 plates squat
>ohp in the squat rack
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I'm such a sad cunt I started this meme in 2012 and people still post it and I'm still around to see people still post it.
Is it sad that I actually feel accomplished every time I see someone post my meme?
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>>39678810
I do this, unless I know someone is waiting. That way I don't have to clean it like a fucking sucker.
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>>39678810
> bicep curls in the shower
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What percentage of adult males have a visible six pack?
I'm getting numbers as low as 5 percent to 20 percent.
What do you think?
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Nigger its like 1-2% be real.
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>>39678730
a skinnypack or a builtpack?
the latter is probably around 1-2%
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70% of all the men in the United States are overweight, a good portion of the rest are probably skinnyfat
like >>39678735 said it's probably 1% lets be real here
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ITT: post grill related questions only if you've been lifting for 1+ years
A girl is interested but basically refuses to text first even if it she should text first for some reason (She has info I need)
Should I
A. Keep texting her first
B. Stop texting her completely
To keep this /fit/ related, If I stopped increasing weight and reps at 1/2/3/4 what would happen if I did this for a year +?
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I've been lifting for 4.5 years.
Don't worry about women and texting.
I snapchatted a woman in one of my classes at university a video of my erect dick after we had some flirting, then she went all silent on me.
A week later out of the blue she sends me Snapchat vid of her tits and pussy.
....women
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>>39678746
>I snapchatted a woman in one of my classes at university a video of my erect dick after we had some flirting, then she went all silent on me.
>A week later out of the blue she sends me Snapchat vid of her tits and pussy.
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>>39678709
The trick is you have to talk to women in real life. I know people with autism and aspergers have the inability to socially function but you have to at least try.
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How da fuck do I get a neck like this?
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>>39678561
Neck flys x F
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play footsball
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>>39678561
neck wideners
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If a younger/dyel male started looking up to you would you mentor them fit?
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yes, I mentor a short indian dude at work and am helping him make it. it's hard though because he is a serious alcoholic :(
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My initial answer is no, I don't have time for that shit.
Am I an asshole? I feel like an asshole. Poor guy just wants some help.
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>>39678534
Nice anon
>>39678562
Well you're honest
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Discrimination against normal and healthy height people's 2016-12-13 05:36:32 Post No.39678502
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Discrimination against normal and healthy height people's
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I am not short myself, but why companies still find ways to discriminate and make fun of medium and normal height people? Have companies fell for women's memes?
Is it revenge by fat programmers for seeing us more fit than them?
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>>39678502
Fuck off, manletlet.
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>>39678502
Is this real?
Holy shit THEY WILL NEVER EVER LEARN.
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>>39678530
what kind of fag hentai is that shit you pathetic loser
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Minimum height to be a Chad 2016-12-13 05:35:36 Post No.39678493
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Minimum height to be a Chad
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What would be the bare minimum height to be a Chad if you had everything else i.e. face, frame, muscles ?
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6'6"
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Tall enough not to ask
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>>39678524
So I'll never be a Chad at 6'0 ?
>feels bad man
>Chin ups
>I'm still severely depressed
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>>39678476
You gotta keep your chin up, m8.
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>squat
>still homeless
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>>39678491
Oh, /fit/ has meme threads, disregard my first post.
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Fuck you /fit/
Sticky says to eat at 500 cal deficit
1.5 grams protein per lb body weight
That's 375 grams of protein
I ate 1 1/2 rotisserie chickens & 1/2 gal milk
This is impossible
>Just eat eggs
Fuck you /fit/
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>>39678407
You're only supposed to do that if you're an experienced weightlifter trying to maintain muscle. You clearly aren't.
Fuck you say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
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>>39678429
>experienced weightlifter
Then why is it in a sticky for noobs Mr. Navy Seal?
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>>39678407
>1.5g per lbs
No, no it doesnt, learn to read
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Hey /fit/, I have a question.
If you were to get a big pack of any kind of fitness-related food item under $40, what would you get?
Context: Signed up for a secret santa and my match has incredibly vague stuff on his profile, all I can discern is "working out, subarus, science fiction" so I thought fuck it I'll just use cashback to get him a big pack of protein shakes or something. If that's lame I'm open to ideas.
Pic is just the first Amazon result for '"protein shake", not necessarily buying this for him.
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not shakes, buy protein POWDER.
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>>39678405
Robert heinlein, starship troopers.
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Also a sidenote I don't have any emotional attachment to this guy, he's just a random person on the Internet. I just want a gift that doesn't suck.
>>39678422
Noted. Any recommended brands or are they all generally the same?
>>39678425
Thanks, that's a good idea. Didn't think to get him anything related to the science fiction part.
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Post workout routines 2016-12-13 05:24:33 Post No.39678404
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hello /fit/
trying to get into lifting seriously for the first time and hopefully you could post some routines that i could hopefully take from
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>>39678404
f e e l
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>>39678442
damn
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Tuesday: Read the sticky 1*F
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is there any legit appetite suppressant better than the EC stack? anything else seems to be highly addictive and/or illegal.
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>>39678309
The only better legal alternative is food.
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Cigarettes
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That shit they give you for ADD does it for me. But it makes me kind of a paranoid asshole
Do you guys notice that when you don't sleep it makes life harder to deal with?
A week ago I was doing great with my self control on everything:
>eating, chewing tobacco, masturbating, etc.
But then I stopped sleeping as much, layed off my routine and got the stomach flu.
Is sleep the key to success?
And for those who function with little sleep, how do you do it?
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>>39678261
>I did Y once and X happened. Y must be the reason!
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>>39678271
I'm not saying it's the reason it just makes it harder than it should be.
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>>39678261
Bump