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>>40561594
fine but make sure you obtain a cheap carpet to put under it or after every set you're going to have to wiggle it out of the fucking ground.

If I drop them do they break in half?

>>40561633
why do you need to drop them?

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>tfw too strong to go to a museum

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>>40561583
>tfw too smart to not lift

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Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>>40561582
Go to the doctor, anon.

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>>40561582
Had one since 13, maybe 12. You?

Which side is it on? How old are you? Any varicose veins elsewhere? Any other times it aches or is in serious pain?

>>40561728
>You?
Probably around 13 too, not sure.
>Which side is it on?
Left.
>How old are you?
23.
>Any varicose veins elsewhere?
No.
>Any other times it aches or is in serious pain?
Not really, used to feel very mild dragging pain, very seldom.

When I do heavy deadlifts it sometimes feels like the whole area contracts painfully and then it stops and kind of twitches, it's scary as fuck. Has happened maybe 4-5 times, I always take a break for a week or two, and then start over with low weights and work my way up and the same shit happens every fucking time as soon as I'm deadlifting ~130kg. My form is really good because I've been working on perfect form for so long since I can't get up to high weights.

>>40561569
Try to fap 50 times in a row, record it so you can stay for posterity

Death by train.

>100% chance of death
>instantaneous
>you can back out at last moment of you wish (you will)
>don't have to deal with potential paralysis or disability if you mess up shooting yourself, hanging yourself, etc.
>don't have to deal with embarrassing hospital admission surrounded by a horrified family if your pills don't do the trick

>>40561569
With a gulliotine.
Not only will is look alpha as fuck when you kill yourself, you could do it in public and be all over the news and get so much attention.

Blocked my ex on snapchat. We tried staying friends but it just didn't work. I felt so good when I did it but a few hours later I'm kinda regretting it. It wasn't a messy breakup, and she's a good girl, but we got into an argument this morning and I said fuck it and blocked her. I know it was the right thing to do but idk, "buyers remorse" I guess.

Started out as a good feel tho!

>>40561505
> tfw OP gets arrested for "diddling kids"

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>>40561543
Same thing with my ex but didn't block just stopped talking to her. But life must move on and so forth my gains shall dramatically increase!

>>40561462
bump

>>40561462
Yes, its normal. You just took in a shit ton of calories.

>>40561554
unfortunately, it means he won't gain weight.

>>40561297
i dont think steroids exactly make your dick bigger

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>>40561297

You're a freaking TEENager. Why do you want to mess yourself up chemically so soon ?

Spend money on quality food, not drugs.

>sheeeeeeesh

Its possible that you are still growing anon, especially if you started growing late.

Wait a few years lad.

Reminder literally everyone in the USA for some fucking reason adds 2 inches to his height so if you are an amerifat you are actually 5'1"

>40561244
Meant 5'11"

>>40561244
seen people actually count their height with shoes on and think this is the legit way to do it

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>>40561174
This was posted here a few weeks ago

>>40561174
show us. maybe it's not gyno maybe it's just fat
>>40561201
trap

>>40561378
OP was me.

A 1kg sack of charcoal for the grill is pretty cheap

>>40561158
get axe bro

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>>40561158
pheromones

>>40561125
Works out the back just like rows. I dont see why now.

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>>40561125
>>40561603
>substitute horizontal pull for vertical pull

>>40561125
substituting a vertical pull for a horizontal pull doesn't make much sense seeing as they both work the back in a different way. You always want one of each. If you asked to substitute pullups for lat pulldown that would actually make sense. If you asked to substitute horizontal cable row for barbell rows, that would also make sense.

>metalhead with band t-shirts and black jeans
>sweaty looking guy who sits next do you while doing cardio despite 20 open bikes with nobody next to them
>fatass "powerlifter" with motivational t-shirt, Supertraining knee sleeves, and duringworkout in a gallon jug squatting 225 at most

>loud insecure manlet
>obese mexican/asian/black lady that does meme lifts but takes up so much room

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>guy who virgin walks straight to the squat rack and proceeds to do multiple lift types... with the same bar

basically for the olfg-pump

>only lift for girls pump

anytime a girl I know/like shows up at the gym when I'm about to do a set, I immediately get a strengthboost of 2 reps at least, which is ridiculous since I usually can't make it budge otherwise

what is this phenomenon

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>>40560977
are you me?

>he is so aesthetic his looks get him in trouble

Has anyone on /fit/ experience this? Literally the definition of making it.

Ay ay ay yo its just a prank bro!

Why did the black dude go along with this? Fucking guy.

clenbuterol

>>40560812
being blessed with black genetics

great genetics, work out your whole life eating at maintenance, sometimes a little less than that, and have a sweet ass angle on the photographer